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Old 02-25-2013, 03:16 PM   #226
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skinsftbl: he's alive tho... but he can't walk
****..... nice post men
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:31 PM   #227
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lol~it's pretty funny~

haha
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:13 PM   #228
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Still wonderful!
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:25 PM   #229
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:00 AM   #230
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lol
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Old 03-12-2013, 03:45 AM   #231
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Yea that was to funny!
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Old 03-12-2013, 04:26 PM   #232
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lol, thats pretty funny.
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:29 PM   #233
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wow
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:21 PM   #234
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LOL this was good
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Old 06-17-2013, 06:47 AM   #235
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> so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude

now thats a line
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:01 AM   #236
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why? because i don't want to kill people? stabbing someone (i assume with intent to kill) is a disgraceful way to react to this situation. i'm not saying what the friend did was ok, but he doesn't deserve to die for it.

frankly, i'm disappointed that a moderator of this forum would advocate such violent actions.
lol what a ******
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Old 06-25-2013, 07:56 AM   #237
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Piece of history right here!
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:19 AM   #238
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OMFG... this makes no sense and im LOLOLOLOL and crying cuz its so funny... CLASSIC!
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:36 PM   #239
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skinsftbl: I was there one time... listen to this story
skinsftbl: I was playing way too high for my bankroll
BB0UJA: ok
skinsftbl: and I lost it all in one day.
skinsftbl: I borrowed 10k from a good friend, who was pretty wealthy
BB0UJA: k
BB0UJA: wow
skinsftbl: lost it within 3 hours.
BB0UJA: wow
skinsftbl: since the money didnt mean that much to him, I tried to see if there was anything I could do
skinsftbl: like, instead of paying him back
BB0UJA: ohh
skinsftbl: cuz he's the type of guy that likes to see people do stupid stuff for money
BB0UJA: lol
skinsftbl: so, he told me to eat 1/2 lb of my own poop
skinsftbl: no joke
BB0UJA: ok and what did you do?
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: XXXX that
skinsftbl: and I did it. but thats not all
skinsftbl: he made fun of me like, all the time
skinsftbl: from that day on
skinsftbl: and one time he was gonna tell my girl about it
BB0UJA: wow'
skinsftbl: and, i really didnt want her to know
BB0UJA: yeah
skinsftbl: I stabbed him dude.
skinsftbl: i XXXXing stabbed my friend
skinsftbl: he's alive tho... but he can't walk
BB0UJA: get the fuc out of here
skinsftbl: and he sued me hard
BB0UJA: and?
skinsftbl: I played poker for 5 years and paid the settlement
skinsftbl: spent 2 years in jail first tho
BB0UJA: how much was it?
skinsftbl: 500k
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: but the guy cant walk
skinsftbl: so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude
BB0UJA: aand hes a millionaire probably
BB0UJA: comon man
BB0UJA: for 400 dollars
BB0UJA: i have my own established bussiness bro
skinsftbl: is $400 worth eating poop and stabbing your best XXXXing friend!
skinsftbl: ?
BB0UJA: but thing is my cash wont be in until tommarow
BB0UJA: naw man
BB0UJA: i will pay you tommarow bro
skinsftbl: no. I won't let you face what I face.
Thread proves even the best of us troll like the rest of us sometimes...
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:28 PM   #240
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Anytime i'm in a bad mood abt poker'n'stuff i come back here and my day brightens.

"U could end up eating poop and stabbing a dude"
cant stop tears from laughter everytime...
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Old 10-31-2013, 10:34 AM   #241
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tremendous sir
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Old 12-12-2013, 07:51 PM   #242
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Hilarious! fight of his life for that 400 with several businesses
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Old 12-13-2013, 04:19 AM   #243
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I reread this for like the third time and still had to laugh
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Old 01-31-2014, 02:49 PM   #244
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haha
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Old 02-23-2014, 06:45 PM   #245
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Hilarious! thx
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Old 02-24-2014, 03:19 AM   #246
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first thread i ever voted for????
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:09 PM   #247
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Old 07-13-2014, 07:30 PM   #248
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Lol @ eating a 1/2 pound of your own poop!
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:02 PM   #249
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wp sir! funny stuff
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Old 09-15-2014, 11:12 PM   #250
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cool story bro srs
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