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02-25-2013 , 03:16 PM

#226

SANTACE

adept

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 747

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Originally Posted by Jman28

skinsftbl: he's alive tho... but he can't walk

****.....

nice post men

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02-26-2013 , 09:31 PM

#227

autodidact

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 6

haha

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02-28-2013 , 12:13 PM

#228

bluetrane

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1

Still wonderful!

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03-06-2013 , 11:25 PM

#229

leggieblufs1

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 110

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03-08-2013 , 07:00 AM

#230

nutinsider

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 342

lol

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03-12-2013 , 03:45 AM

#231

drbsunquick

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 7

Yea that was to funny!

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03-12-2013 , 04:26 PM

#232

Hutcho_CFC

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 175

lol, thats pretty funny.

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04-18-2013 , 07:29 PM

#233

vjniel

banned

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 201

wow

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04-19-2013 , 07:21 PM

#234

Fran

banned

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 812

LOL this was good

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06-17-2013 , 06:47 AM

#235

OneH1tWonder

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,615

> so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude

now thats a line

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06-18-2013 , 04:01 AM

#236

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,727

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Originally Posted by -beavs-

why? because i don't want to kill people? stabbing someone (i assume with intent to kill) is a disgraceful way to react to this situation. i'm not saying what the friend did was ok, but he doesn't deserve to die for it.

frankly, i'm disappointed that a moderator of this forum would advocate such violent actions.

lol what a ******

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06-25-2013 , 07:56 AM

#237

madblast

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Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 79

Piece of history right here!

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07-03-2013 , 01:19 AM

#238

VinnyXRS3

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Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 11

OMFG... this makes no sense and im LOLOLOLOL and crying cuz its so funny... CLASSIC!

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08-02-2013 , 08:36 PM

#239

MarathonNotSprint

self-banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 54

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skinsftbl: I was there one time... listen to this story
skinsftbl: I was playing way too high for my bankroll
BB0UJA: ok
skinsftbl: and I lost it all in one day.
skinsftbl: I borrowed 10k from a good friend, who was pretty wealthy
BB0UJA: k
BB0UJA: wow
skinsftbl: lost it within 3 hours.
BB0UJA: wow
skinsftbl: since the money didnt mean that much to him, I tried to see if there was anything I could do
skinsftbl: like, instead of paying him back
BB0UJA: ohh
skinsftbl: cuz he's the type of guy that likes to see people do stupid stuff for money
BB0UJA: lol
skinsftbl: so, he told me to eat 1/2 lb of my own poop
skinsftbl: no joke
BB0UJA: ok and what did you do?
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: XXXX that
skinsftbl: and I did it. but thats not all
skinsftbl: he made fun of me like, all the time
skinsftbl: from that day on
skinsftbl: and one time he was gonna tell my girl about it
BB0UJA: wow'
skinsftbl: and, i really didnt want her to know
BB0UJA: yeah
skinsftbl: I stabbed him dude.
skinsftbl: i XXXXing stabbed my friend
skinsftbl: he's alive tho... but he can't walk
BB0UJA: get the fuc out of here
skinsftbl: and he sued me hard
BB0UJA: and?
skinsftbl: I played poker for 5 years and paid the settlement
skinsftbl: spent 2 years in jail first tho
BB0UJA: how much was it?
skinsftbl: 500k
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: but the guy cant walk
skinsftbl: so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude
BB0UJA: aand hes a millionaire probably
BB0UJA: comon man
BB0UJA: for 400 dollars
BB0UJA: i have my own established bussiness bro
skinsftbl: is $400 worth eating poop and stabbing your best XXXXing friend!
skinsftbl: ?
BB0UJA: but thing is my cash wont be in until tommarow
BB0UJA: naw man
BB0UJA: i will pay you tommarow bro
skinsftbl: no. I won't let you face what I face.

Thread proves even the best of us troll like the rest of us sometimes...

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08-23-2013 , 01:28 PM

#240

LaVispaTeresa

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 284

Anytime i'm in a bad mood abt poker'n'stuff i come back here and my day brightens.

"U could end up eating poop and stabbing a dude"
cant stop tears from laughter everytime...

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10-31-2013 , 10:34 AM

#241

romulus2287

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 11

tremendous sir

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12-12-2013 , 07:51 PM

#242

Hasty

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 351

Hilarious! fight of his life for that 400 with several businesses

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12-13-2013 , 04:19 AM

#243

LeaksSuck

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Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,859

I reread this for like the third time and still had to laugh

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01-31-2014 , 02:49 PM

#244

Csiken

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 11

haha

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02-23-2014 , 06:45 PM

#245

xzima

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 6

Hilarious! thx

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02-24-2014 , 03:19 AM

#246

p2 dog, p2

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 7,536

first thread i ever voted for????

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03-19-2014 , 12:09 PM

#247

CAvino

adept

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,058

lol

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07-13-2014 , 07:30 PM

#248

MattZinck

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 8

Lol @ eating a 1/2 pound of your own poop!

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08-15-2014 , 04:02 PM

#249

blattsmullet

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,522

wp sir! funny stuff

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09-15-2014 , 11:12 PM

#250

pinkuzz

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 54

cool story bro srs

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