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12-28-2008 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by CaLLitaRUSH
I, Jake Schindler challenge thee, Shaundeeb heads up for lets say 5k freezeout 10/20 blinds. In a live headsup, of course, your ass will be gaped. Poker is a game that isnt meant to be randomly number generated- of course it is acceptable as a substitute for convenience but live poker is much more complex and requires much more brainpower. A simple redbull and the attention span of a chimpanzee can make any poker player profit online. Please PM me so we can setup details, I would love to embarrass you as me, a "complete random" among your online jailbait viewings while desperately playing mass quantities of mtts out of some sort of moral obligation to make money above enjoying the best years of your life socially and sexually. Could id be that people can rape you at your own game but choose not to? Heads up live sir the challenge is on the table.
wat
12-28-2008 , 07:53 PM
plzpzlpzlplz let there be an audience
12-28-2008 , 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaLLitaRUSH
I, Jake Schindler challenge thee, Shaundeeb heads up for lets say 5k freezeout 10/20 blinds. In a live headsup, of course, your ass will be gaped. Poker is a game that isnt meant to be randomly number generated- of course it is acceptable as a substitute for convenience but live poker is much more complex and requires much more brainpower. A simple redbull and the attention span of a chimpanzee can make any poker player profit online. Please PM me so we can setup details, I would love to embarrass you as me, a "complete random" among your online jailbait viewings while desperately playing mass quantities of mtts out of some sort of moral obligation to make money above enjoying the best years of your life socially and sexually. Could id be that people can rape you at your own game but choose not to? Heads up live sir the challenge is on the table.
I, Bruce Hyde, challenge you to come play our home game in ithaca... NOthing really to add... its a lot of fun and im not really challenging you or anything. Stinger and I are always looking for degens in the area. Drop me a PM. We'll be starting it up again this coming semester. We are mindless online players fwiw.
01-24-2009 , 06:18 PM
85-44
01-24-2009 , 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaLLitaRUSH
I, Jake Schindler challenge thee, Shaundeeb heads up for lets say 5k freezeout 10/20 blinds. In a live headsup, of course, your ass will be gaped. Poker is a game that isnt meant to be randomly number generated- of course it is acceptable as a substitute for convenience but live poker is much more complex and requires much more brainpower. A simple redbull and the attention span of a chimpanzee can make any poker player profit online. Please PM me so we can setup details, I would love to embarrass you as me, a "complete random" among your online jailbait viewings while desperately playing mass quantities of mtts out of some sort of moral obligation to make money above enjoying the best years of your life socially and sexually. Could id be that people can rape you at your own game but choose not to? Heads up live sir the challenge is on the table.
lol live players
01-24-2009 , 08:06 PM
I don't know how I'm the first to comment on this, but.....



THEE!?

Anyone else hoping he was brandishing a broadsword, garbed in livery befitting a knight such as he, while challenging this rogue to fisticuffs?

Wow, that's fun.
01-24-2009 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by CaLLitaRUSH
Poker is a game that isnt meant to be randomly number generated
Finally some proof that live poker really is rigged.
01-24-2009 , 09:03 PM
quasifiction just won yearly TLB $100,000 freeroll on pokerstars.
25k he wins.
01-24-2009 , 10:21 PM
Originally Posted by CaLLitaRUSH
Poker is a game that isnt meant to be randomly number generated

Legendary quote.
01-25-2009 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by CBorders
Finally some proof that live poker really is rigged.
I was just waiting for someone to point out that there is no way to actually generate randomness in a computer.
01-25-2009 , 01:02 PM
this thread is getting bad
04-08-2009 , 06:32 AM
I figure I might as well post this here too.

I'm looking for a live staking deal for the WSOP and future events, and am willing to give up online action as well, with stipulations. As long as I can decide when/if I play, keep playing the high stakes sngs (I run at negative 1% ROI, which is pretty solid), and keep my Fpps. Simple enough.
As far as my credentials... http://officialpokerrankings.com/pok...B4BFC.html?t=2 Aside from my WCOOP score... on Sundays alone (been playing mtts only about a year and a half) I've final tabled the Sunday Warm-up twice, the big 100r twice, the Sunday 500 twice, the $50 freeze twice, the Second Chance, the 50r, the 200r (even though I very rarely play it) a 21st and 17th in the Sunday Million along with a 47th in the one with 16,000 runners and... that's mostly while grinding 16-24 tables. And I've done well during the week too.
My live credentials... I've prolly played in about 25 live events. 0 for 10 last WSOP (despite building nice stacks in a few). Took 2nd out of ~200 in a random Casino Arizona tourney for 10k, 3rd out of 700 in the AZ State Poker Championship for 66k, chop 3-handed in Aruba side event outa 100, cashed in Costa Rica, and that's about it I think.

I’m sure people will be wondering why I want a deal with my bankroll, so I’ll go ahead and just let you know. I’m not a degen like Deeb and ****. I want to be prudent with my money, given the economic situation… I’m not looking to gamble away my financial security. I'd rather invest my money wisely, and let somebody else gamble/invest in my poker skills. And it’ll be positive EV for both parties.
So PM if anybody’s interested. I’m really just looking for the best, legit offer. Silent auction if you will… though I don‘t know how many stakers will get wind of this. We'll see.
And for railers… What do you think is a fair deal? Or what’s the best deal you think I can get?

      
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