k loading back up a few but in drunk/high/watching art of flight mode. Love this game

i just cant help myself with the bad beat jackpot at 385k. cashers it is tonight. hope i dont muck my roll.

Lol guess ill hop on some cash too not even sure where to find this tho

yeah

is it quads over quads or what? sorry for being lazy

no clue, never folding a pair though. we're gonna see 5

Alright gonna 50 table this hoe

The losing hand must be at least a Four of a Kind 7's
The winning hand must be at least a Four of a Kind 8's
Both the winning and losing hands must include both hole cards.
At least four players must be dealt in at the start of the hand
The hand must have generated jackpot rake (ie. $0.50)
Two or more players must be active at the end of the hand, and it must go to showdown.
Lock Poker does not tolerate collusion. All players must act independently and not reveal their hands to other players, nor tell them how to act. Failure to adhere to this requirement will result in automatic disqualification from the Bad Beat Jackpot.
Players sitting out at the Bad Beat Jackpot tables are not eligible for the Bad Beat Jackpot.
Should two qualifying jackpot hands hit at precisely the same time, the jackpot will be awarded to the hand that began first according to Lock Poker's server time. The second of the qualifying bad beat hands would be eligible for the reseeded Bad Beat Jackpot.
If there are two or more hands that qualify for the jackpot within one hand, then the two highest hands will be considered for the jackpot, with the highest hand being the winning hand and the second highest hand winning the bad beat.

mmmmmmmmm might actually be playing a full session tomorrow, watch out boys

thanks man. pairs only here we go

gl all tomorrow. playing with a hud for the first time after more than 15k mtsngs and mtts. got it programmed to display vpip/pfr/3b%, is this standard?

How boringly obvious is cash. And why is every single player better than me?

My first W in a tourney since Black Friday. Not anywhere close to my top $$$ score but in % of net worth this baby is off the charts.

Pls no bobbo pls no dont take my turbos

I don't play turbos anymore. I play slow small field tourneys on secret US networks.

Oh you nasty huh?

Damnit you guys got me playing bad beat tables im not rolled for!

lol i dont have any clue how much i dropped on those funny enough i dont know how many chocoloates i took out of my freezer chasing the trip where is the worse beat

I mean one person try to tell me racky city isnt the hardest thing out there and i think i will just die along with the ants crawling all over my screen

NOW YOU STOP IT!

I really don't think I should. I thank you guys for making me play BBJ tables under-rolled now

rack city what do you mean to me and what does his success mean to him. We are both lost in something swe arent used to and need to stay or find our way out before its too late

Dear US-Facing poker Gods,

Please grant me your boomswitch for this one Sunday.

Forever your servant,

DoGGz

line check... u heroes checkin the river?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $100(BB) Merge
SB ($4,035)
BB ($3,138)
UTG ($5,340)
UTG+1 ($12,482)
UTG+2 ($1,350)
MP1 ($2,990)
MP2 ($9,279)
Hero ($5,821)
BTN ($1,500)

Dealt to Hero 9 9

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $266, Hero calls $266, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($682) 5 4 5

MP2 bets $312, Hero calls $312

TURN ($1,306) 5 4 5 8

MP2 checks, Hero bets $710, MP2 calls $710

RIVER ($2,726) 5 4 5 8 3

MP2 checks, Hero bets $2,255, MP2 calls $2,255

MP2 shows J J
(Pre 82%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows 9 9
(Pre 18%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 4.5%)

MP2 wins $7,236

Just another day of losing every pot and all in. My all in win % has to be directly correlated to my itm %. Can't fathom it being any higher. Oh to have the room to navigate postflop for more than 30 min/tourney.

And yes I chk behind river...classic line of having what he has or something he won't call river with, so no point in betting here. I sometimes chk behind turn here and get pwnt by overcard on river, but it also induces if one of them comes...you just gotta tell yourself you won't fold river in doing so.