Originally Posted by Todd Terry
November 25, 2009 11:12 PM
'Young Punk' Banned From Bingo Games
Stuart, FL (AP) - In the past week, a man, whose name is not yet known, appearing to be in his early twenties, has been ruthlessly dominating local bingo games. Playing up to 500 bingo cards simultaneously, the young man has taken what is to believed to be at least $1,000 out of the bingo community. In response to complaints that it was unfair for a person of his age to be playing in the games, the man claimed to have recently retired, but gave no further details.
Many regular players in the games, in addition to being upset with the youngster's constant winning, felt that he had a bad attitude. Mildred Wiley, 86, reports, "Whenever he won, he used to point his finger at the closest opponent and shout something like, 'Pancake Crushed!'".
Additionally, there were reports of the young man intentionally delaying announcing bingo to give false hope to his opponents. Milton Chester, 79, reports, "In one game, he was sitting next to me and I saw that he had achieved a bingo on just the fifth number of the game. He put a chip on the number, but waited for what seemed like forever before shouting out, 'Bingo'".
Having seen enough, Jeffrey Pollack, the recently-hired Martin County Bingo Commissioner, issued a lifetime ban at the close of business today. He said the young man would be allowed to keep the $6 worth of Jack Links' Beef Jerky he had won for achieving four simulataneous bingos, however.