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12-31-2010 , 04:55 AM
I'm ready for the bustout hand.
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12-31-2010 , 06:45 AM
lol srsly this should be linked to wikipedia´s explanation of "level"
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12-31-2010 , 10:10 AM
When is hand 2 coming?
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12-31-2010 , 12:59 PM
wrong forum, mods please moove to
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/13...-god-theology/
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01-02-2011 , 07:21 AM
Doyle wud call
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03-09-2011 , 11:14 AM
Hand 2?
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03-09-2011 , 12:06 PM
Is the bustout hand here yet!!!????????????
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03-09-2011 , 06:07 PM
1. Bump
2. This is the most interesting hand I have ever heard of.
3. Bump
4. The throw up tell should have lead you to believe the pot was destined to be yours.
5. Bump
6. 4 years later, we still don't know what he busted out with on the very next hand, and if he knows, I will be shocked.
7. Bump
8. Bump
9. Bump
10. Bump
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03-09-2011 , 09:34 PM
rofl i cannot believe how much of my life i just wasted itt. although, i will state that making it to the puke post made the previous 7 pages of drivel much more palatable, paradoxically enough. simply put i spit the water i was drinking out all over my monitor. i'm still not sure if he was serious or not lol


did we ever get a river card or explaination? i didn't have it in me to waste another portion of my life sifting through 20 something pages (which, in and of itself, is ****ing mind boggling) to ever get there.

i like his approach, NOT post the hand until even you can't possibly remember the aspects of it, that way nobody can ever provide any legitimate type of conversation regarding it for any reason.

cliffs ffs
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06-15-2011 , 06:21 AM
bump for bustout hand
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06-15-2011 , 10:37 AM
God, this is the 3rd time I've read through the thread (although the first since the river action was completed), and I still probably laughed harder than I have in months. The 2 best parts are:

1) when Assani first introduces the flop as J-7-2 rainbow and you realize where the thread's going with the paragraph long reads on each player

2) when someone comes in to ask Assani which card the diamond was
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06-17-2011 , 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
The BB thinks it over for a while. As he is thinking he takes a sip of his tea, and I know this is going go sound weird, but he suddenly throws up all over the floor. Luckily he missed the table and cards. I had not seen him throw up ever before, but I did see him burp heavily and kinda throw up in his mouth a little bit once, and on that hand he was slowplaying a monster. So its a bit tough to say exactly what info to take from the throw up.
just unbelievable gold
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07-14-2011 , 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
alright now that the WSOP is finally over(for me at least), I'll have some time to post and discuss part II
I'm UTG with 16,600. Blinds are still the same(100/200). Info on the tournament can be found in post #1, and this is the very next hand so all details are the same. The SB(BB from last hand) has not yet returned from the bathroom, so theres essentially a dead 100 in the pot. I get KK. Your move.

Last edited by Assani Fisher; 07-14-2011 at 11:18 PM.
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07-14-2011 , 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
I'm UTG with 16,600. Blinds are still the same(100/200). Info on the tournament can be found in post #1, and this is the very next hand so all details are the same. The SB(BB from last hand) has not yet returned to the bathroom, so theres essentially a dead 100 in the pot. I get KK. Your move.
Raise to 475.

Last edited by jon_midas; 07-14-2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason: go on...
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07-14-2011 , 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
The SB(BB from last hand) has not yet returned to the bathroom
also would just like to clarify that this hand is indeed being played from the bathroom.

Last edited by jon_midas; 07-14-2011 at 11:10 PM. Reason: because in that case, you need to make it 525.
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07-14-2011 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jon_midas
also would just like to clarify that this hand is indeed being played from the bathroom.
sorry, edited
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07-15-2011 , 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
I'm UTG with 16,600. Blinds are still the same(100/200). Info on the tournament can be found in post #1, and this is the very next hand so all details are the same. The SB(BB from last hand) has not yet returned from the bathroom, so theres essentially a dead 100 in the pot. I get KK. Your move.
IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY
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07-15-2011 , 01:04 PM
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IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY
hahahahaha my thoughts exactly
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07-15-2011 , 02:07 PM
easy limp-shove
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07-15-2011 , 05:52 PM
dump it ldo
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07-16-2011 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Assani Fisher
I'm UTG with 16,600. Blinds are still the same(100/200). Info on the tournament can be found in post #1, and this is the very next hand so all details are the same. The SB(BB from last hand) has not yet returned from the bathroom, so theres essentially a dead 100 in the pot. I get KK. Your move.
A post from Assani Fisher is a rare and beautiful phenomenon, like the Haley's Comet that passes Earth every 75 years, a spectral glory that meets mortality for just a moment before passing into the abysses of time.
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07-18-2011 , 01:44 AM
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Also if it matters, I'm young(25 now/23 when the thread started and when the hand took place), and some people may think I'm more agressive just due to that.
Holy **** how did I miss this the first time through. Almost died laughing.

EDIT

Just realized Assani played the same trick on me last year and I made the same Christmas in July comment. ****.

Last edited by NeverScaredB; 07-18-2011 at 02:00 AM. Reason: Assani Fisher is a twisted kind of genius
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07-30-2011 , 08:44 PM
Come on, guys. These non-serious replies are really starting to scratch my chain here. Can we at least get some real thoughts on how to best play the hand? I like laughs as much as the next guy, but ultimately this forum is a place to learn about poker.
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07-30-2011 , 10:18 PM
Wtf is this ****
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07-31-2011 , 03:31 AM
damn god, i read 5pag searching for results thinking would be a crazy hand and i found results is hero c/f on river facing 6bbs bet ,,,,,,,,,,,,rofl
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