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Old 02-25-2009, 06:18 AM   #1476
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why hasnt this been in my life until now!
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:23 AM   #1477
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

speaking of the goku bet I hate how ****ing idiots try to trainwreck his ongoing bet taking by constantly spamming how easy it is and how he is fooling everyone, why are you trying to ruin something this big for him? are people really this ***** jealous of everything in life? makes me sick to my stomach and I see it in almost every god damn bet thread.
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:58 AM   #1478
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speaking of the goku bet I hate how ****ing idiots try to trainwreck his ongoing bet taking by constantly spamming how easy it is and how he is fooling everyone, why are you trying to ruin something this big for him? are people really this ***** jealous of everything in life? makes me sick to my stomach and I see it in almost every god damn bet thread.
+693409745898457457457457!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we learn that HS-grinders behave like little pricks in this one.howdumb is it to derail one´s idea and then posing around like a dog that doesnt get enough attention.

i posted in there twice,while i still believed it was impossible,encouraging people to bet against him because i root for him because it is still very very sick.

but obv a very big acc doesnt help against egoism.

ugly guys and very embarrassing.
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:01 AM   #1479
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speaking of the goku bet I hate how ****ing idiots try to trainwreck his ongoing bet taking by constantly spamming how easy it is and how he is fooling everyone, why are you trying to ruin something this big for him? are people really this ***** jealous of everything in life? makes me sick to my stomach and I see it in almost every god damn bet thread.
This is a huge ****ing pet peeve of mine. I hate *******s who jump in with "dude that's sooo easy" when you're trying to negotiate a prop bet like I hate Carlos Mencia.
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:05 AM   #1480
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No. If all the stats were blocked on request, and they didn't show profitability/ROI by default, then they'd almost certainly be permitted.
hmm, I tried to scope suzzer and i get a pop up saying, "Access to statistics on this username has been disabled". I am paying customer to scope. I just figured that stars and sharkscope finally came to an agreement to actaully blocked all the data now.

what gives?
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:12 AM   #1481
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Speaking of being not low

If peru convinces someone to move there and then robs them blind/forces them to chipdump their rolls or die, a movie should be made about it. The detail he went through to scam the money and the fact that someone fell for it despite the stuff he has posted about his past is legendary. If this happens, it shouldn't be limited to the confines of sttf.

Sorry for this, peru no harm intended - I have just been thinking alot about writing movie scripts lately ..... and littering
Damn, outed me!

I think Boku and I need to get together and plan some revenge on STTFrs for ruining our dreams of wealth and glory ...
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:16 AM   #1482
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

therotter is mp2, darin is button.

rotter has probably played 20k+ hands with darin.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $105+$9 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t1305)
SB (t815)
BB (t1580)
UTG (t1045)
Hero (UTG+1) (t1915)
MP1 (t2495)
MP2 (t1445)
MP3 (t1355)
CO (t1545)

Hero's M: 12.77

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10, 4
3 folds, MP2 bets t300, 2 folds, Button raises to t1305 (All-In), 2 folds, MP2 calls t1005

Flop: (t2760) 9, 2, 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2760) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2760) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2760

Results:
Button had K, A (high card, Ace).
MP2 had 9, K (one pair, nines).
Outcome: MP2 won t2760
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:50 AM   #1483
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

There's a reason he's working on going busto.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:01 PM   #1484
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

is this a guy from singapore?

if so,his play on the one 5,4k sat table i had with him was unbelievably bad and fishy.

edit:first on page 100 wohooo
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:05 PM   #1485
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Thx for all the feedback on the firing. The reason is pure lack of production and inability to learn at a reasonable pace.

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FYP and BFD
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:08 PM   #1486
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Speaking of being not low

Tonight I went to the raps game and to Todd's place after to watch the usual suspects.

After the usual suspects, the daily show was on.

Stewart did a joke about Obama visiting Canada and saying 'iowa' instead of 'Ottawa.' And noted that it was 'just Canada' likened it to a preseason game, he was only in Ottawa for 7 hours, was just practicing getting on and off Air Force one/waving very funny blah blah blah

This was followed by a graphic about the average amount of time an American spends in Canada (the lowest being 1 hour to buy fireworks/cigarettes or something) and one of the items on the list was a raps game.

Next up was a skit following interviews of people believing obama to be the anti christ, and they did a hilarious usual suspects ending spoof. Needless to say , it was amazing, but made even better due to the hilarity of the jokes. I would love it if someone could find me a link to this on video - I was laughing way too hard to enjoy it all the first time
http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-epi...isodeId=219479
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:24 PM   #1487
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hmm, I tried to scope suzzer and i get a pop up saying, "Access to statistics on this username has been disabled". I am paying customer to scope. I just figured that stars and sharkscope finally came to an agreement to actaully blocked all the data now.

what gives?
suzzer got in early on the blockaments. the early blockers are totally delisted. those who blocked later are only partially blocked (total profit and av. profit, but no breakdown of the data) iirc
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Old 02-25-2009, 01:39 PM   #1488
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

I have a feeling that Noodleman wants to make fun of me. But he probably won't, because I can't read, so it would be a wasted effort.

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Old 02-25-2009, 01:44 PM   #1489
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Josem,
I'm pretty sure that all stats are blocked on request for PokerStars.

This is how sure I am. Suzzer99 has blocked his stats on PokerStars -- I am a paying subscriber to SS -- I type in "suzzer99" in SharkScope and I just get a pop-up that says "Access to statistics on this username has been disabled" -- not box with ROI/Games played shows as is the case for blocked SNs on FTP.
I'd make fun of you, but you obviously can't read anyway so it would be a wasted effort.
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Old 02-25-2009, 01:44 PM   #1490
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

i bet we could get a decent collection going to be able to view suzzer's lifetime graph
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Old 02-25-2009, 01:45 PM   #1491
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Siq, read the post above urs

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Old 02-25-2009, 01:48 PM   #1492
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I'd make fun of you, but you obviously can't read anyway so it would be a wasted effort.
haha, I started today on page 98, when I saw that I just responded to it before getting to this page. It's OK you can make fun of me, I can read and I'm completely void of any real emotion.

Also +1 for the omfg how can so many morons be knocking action all over? I guess I grew up in a different environment but in the pool halls if you knock action you're going to get knocked on your ass -- if you're lucky. I see so much knocking going on in every prop-bet thread it makes me sick, if you're not going to bet just STFU.


Also Sippin - I'd make a donation to the suzzer lifetime graph unavailing. I have dreams of what it looks like.

Also MJCACE - bring it!... (and can you and jhub plz stop loading games so i can get a few in? at least sometime this afternoon)
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:06 PM   #1493
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Funny, I was thinking how sad it was that I could sit down at my computer, on the shores of Lake Ontario, with it -20C outside and blow $500 in 10 minutes and not even have a handjob to show for it.
Got a good laugh out of me.

And also, micro re: the double or nothing comment from a while back. Yes, I open that a lot thinking it's the **** thread. And I've found myself reading/skimming several posts before I realize my mistake. Must be an age thing imo....
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:13 PM   #1494
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Go placidly ....

I was just thinking how miraculous it is that I can sit in my home in the high mountains of Peru, switch on a computer, play a game for a few hours, earn $100,then go out to town and use a little piece of plastic to take my money out of a machine stuck in a wall. For 90% of my life this would have been impossible ... what a wonderful world!
I'll tell ya man, if my life had gone a little differently a few years back and I wasn't now married with a 2 year old at home, I would be in Peru living the dirt bag climber lifestyle and making just enough money from poker to spend every climbing season in Patagonia.

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Old 02-25-2009, 02:39 PM   #1495
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Sam,

Remember when you asked me what I meant by the 'immaturity'?

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AMT,
That has been around for awhile and is the equivalent of the student who wrote Why not? on a philosophy exam and got an A.
My favorite one http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/barometer.asp
http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp it's been around since 1997 really on the ball Alex

edit: marijuana makes you slow
edit: The arguments in 2009 focus on the fact that lack of use of marihuana for adults actually makes you slower as far as brain function goes aka it enhances brain function. Get educated and read a book or watch a movie, don't try to spread your ignorance to my innocent forum readers.

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Old 02-25-2009, 02:40 PM   #1496
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First trip to the driving range today.

Hit the ball pretty well. I'm happy. Only thing that would make it better would be having the courses open
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:16 PM   #1497
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

I need to come to Montreal to sort out my father's estate some time before the end of April. Plan to be there for one week arrive on a Sunday, leave on a Friday night. I need to be close to Mont Royal, where his house is, and I'm looking for somewhere to stay. I remember someone lives in Montreal, can anyone advise me on somewhere cheap (!) with internet access in my room ... obv. I can't stay in the house, because his girlfriend is in residence, and since I'm going to be selling the house, relations are not sweet. He died 16 months ago, and she has so far shown no signs of looking for somewhere else to live. I think I've waited long enough, so I've got to sort this out.
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:17 PM   #1498
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Shame I'm gonna be in Montreal for a bachelor Party May 1st-3rd, sounds like we're just gonna miss each other.
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:20 PM   #1499
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Lipo,

Stop avoiding me and get served on FIFA 09.
gamertag imo..... i play that game enufff, wouldnt mind pwnin some new ass..
jdadi is mine... rank =1500
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I need to come to Montreal to sort out my father's estate some time before the end of April. Plan to be there for one week arrive on a Sunday, leave on a Friday night. I need to be close to Mont Royal, where his house is, and I'm looking for somewhere to stay. I remember someone lives in Montreal, can anyone advise me on somewhere cheap (!) with internet access in my room ... obv. I can't stay in the house, because his girlfriend is in residence, and since I'm going to be selling the house, relations are not sweet. He died 16 months ago, and she has so far shown no signs of looking for somewhere else to live. I think I've waited long enough, so I've got to sort this out.
Wait a second...Your deceased Father's gold-digging GF is a squatter in "your" house Your Line:
1.) Pay my airfare to Montreal
2.) Introduce me as crazy Uncle; now moving into house
3.) Supply me & GF with Cristal(French) & blow (Peruvian)
4.) In two days she'll be long-gone....Last seen running naked down the street screeming about getting away from SFB
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