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Old 02-13-2009, 08:54 PM   #726
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

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EMO poems don't count.
I wear my scabs like a crown of throwns
Everyday I change my crown
By ripping it off my body
Just so I can feel something
ANYTHING
Damn this 39-year-old angst!
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:03 PM   #727
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I wear my scabs like a crown of throwns
Everyday I change my crown
By ripping it off my body
Just so I can feel something
ANYTHING
Damn this 39-year-old angst!
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:05 PM   #728
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I'm misunderstood in my time. Time to go cut myself. Below the bikini line. So no one can see my private shame.
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:09 PM   #729
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:41 PM   #730
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I'm misunderstood in my time. Time to go cut myself. Below the bikini line. So no one can see my private shame.
I hold a lighted candle as high as I can
and hope that upon this shining beacon
will come a tired and hungry man;

I will give him food and peaceful rest
and when the morning comes
I will seek advice from STTF
and toss his salad


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Old 02-13-2009, 09:44 PM   #731
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

loletry itt
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:10 PM   #732
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loletry itt
How soon they forget......

There once was a Midwestern cabbie,
Who's job made him seriously crabby.

He got into poker (the low-limit kind),
WTF did you say? Was he out of his mind?

He quit on the taxi, so now hits the mouse,
To make all the plays that will pay for a house.

At three dollars a clip, he'll multi his way,
To busto or riches, it'll happen someday.

We all wish him well but have seen it a ton,
The player that thinks he will win every one.

Some advice to the cabbie, the one with few bucks,
Low limits is fun, playing pro really sucks.

Slacka

Now that's some serious poker poetry boys......
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:12 PM   #733
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

I eight tables for breakfast. I eight tables for dinner.

Shldnt ban me no. Shldnt ban me no.

I bet and bluff like a notorious winner.

Shldnt ban me no. Shldnt ban me no.

The fellas don't know, but the ladies understand.

Shldnt ban me no. Shldnt ban me no.

I'm stone cold killin, poetry man.

Shldnt ban me no. Shldnt ban me no.

This time you gonna call, but you'll eat my nuts.

Shldnt ban me no. Shldnt ban me no.

Try to play like me if you got the guts.

Shldnt ban me no. Shldnt ban me no.
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:25 PM   #734
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

all poetry readings aside, how do i resize videos to fit onto my newly acquired ipod? there was a program i used before but i forgot what it was called
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:59 PM   #735
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

Buisness plan

Visit someone's blogs and say zomg, I love your poems.
Offer to publish one of them in a compendium.
Repeat x 500
Charge $30/book
Make about 80% profit

Congrats on being a published poet sir.

[ ] Is tougher than sleeping with a fat lass
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:45 AM   #736
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Buisness plan

Visit someone's blogs and say zomg, I love your poems.
Offer to publish one of them in a compendium.
Repeat x 500
Charge $30/book
Make about 80% profit


Congrats on being a published poet sir.

[ ] Is tougher than sleeping with a fat lass
I found the flaw in your plan. That's a REALLY big jump from "HEY BUY THIS BOOK OF CRAPPY POEMS" to "HEY LOOK AT HOW MANY BOOKS OF CRAPPY POEMS IVE SOLD"
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:51 AM   #737
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The 'poets' all buy a copy.
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:54 AM   #738
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No, like 10% of them do probably. And you can't make buying the book be a condition for being published, AFAIK.
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:58 AM   #739
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

you sell the books to the poets and their family ldo
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:59 AM   #740
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im old and slow
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:03 AM   #741
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

Looks like I'm sticking to the pokerz then

Pretty sure the vanity publishing racket is already well covered anyway. It would be like trying to find 500 $16 turbos on Pokerstars with no regulars in them.

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Old 02-14-2009, 01:15 AM   #742
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im old and slow
THIS.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:20 AM   #743
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

I have a rope and swords in readiness.
If she presented herself before him as Gypsy Nan,
At one side were three hinges,


I just got this as a spam email. I thought it was kind of poetic.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:32 AM   #744
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I have a rope and swords in readiness.
If she presented herself before him as Gypsy Nan,
At one side were three hinges,


I just got this as a spam email. I thought it was kind of poetic.
I suppose the people who construct spam e-mails must have a lot in common with poets.

The way they both wrestle with words to get the most utility out of as few of them as possible.

+ other similarities that I'm too polite to mention
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:47 AM   #745
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

If any of you yanks want another tv show to watch then I would suggest you download/import skins.
It's a quality comedy/drama based on young teenagers.
Some top jailbate too.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:58 AM   #746
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

Lol reverse-suckoutaments...

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SB wins t690
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:19 AM   #747
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If any of you yanks want another tv show to watch then I would suggest you download/import skins.
It's a quality comedy/drama based on young teenagers.
Some top jailbate too.
+1

Used to love this show when I was married coz it coz got my missus in the mood for sexytime

Haven't seen much of the new series but will probably catch it on DVD at some point.

Good show
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:20 AM   #748
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Quality HH!
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Old 02-14-2009, 04:31 AM   #749
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oh hai guys, how is everyone doin?!
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Old 02-14-2009, 04:46 AM   #750
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videora is the program to convert files to ipod format
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