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Old 02-13-2009, 07:21 PM   #701
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

J-P, a published poet at 10 yrs old. A prodigy!
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:21 PM   #702
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

never saw a youtube embedded here,sry if forbidden,but as we are into poetry anyways,for christian bale fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

ah thats why lol,so clikz teh linkz
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:22 PM   #703
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

dude, who writes poetry these days anyway

unless its slam poetry. that im getting into lately. i like the yelling aspect.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:24 PM   #704
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I'm a published poet. We had to attempt to get published in my creative writing class in college. One of my poems got "accepted", or maybe it was 2 out of 3. I never paid the $30 to get the handsome leather-bound volume though. The poem was about a burrito supreme. True story.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:26 PM   #705
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

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Published poet? Really? Oh my god! You're seriously a published poet? For real?
Dood. My "Poker Poems" have been published on this very site. Quite good (if not stellar work) if you ask me.

Bow down.

p.s. But I can still not figure why the effective stacks at my level of play continually baffle me when the flop misses my correct re-raise time after time?
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:38 PM   #706
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

I've written 4 poems tonight.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:40 PM   #707
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DD, i dont mean to berate you for posting an attempt at a naked anjelina, but next time, make sure you photoshop her a whole ass

Yeah stupid magic wand tool.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:43 PM   #708
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Shldnt ban me no.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:50 PM   #709
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I didn't have the benefit of reading beerocrats reply unedited.
He quoted it in his initial response - it wasn't even that bad, basically "lol wat."

I edited it before I knew he replied/quoted it, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered with trying to be more pleasant.

Oh yeah, I totally forgot but I'm a published poet too.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:51 PM   #710
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

i just really really **** my pants in laughter,a friend posted it in our forum,unfortunately its german,but you get it obv

Milestone Hand


PokerStars Spiel #24906000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 13.02.2009 17:41:55 ET
Tisch 'Caph X' 6-max Platz #4 ist der Dealer
Platz 1: asomich ($2.22 in Chips)
Platz 2: popeyester ($6.73 in Chips)
Platz 3: nazsan ($8.38 in Chips)
Platz 4: cruz2nice ($2.72 in Chips)
Platz 5: Dr. Azzgee ($2.42 in Chips)
Platz 6: revivaI ($8.60 in Chips)
Dr. Azzgee: setzt Small Blind: $0.02
revivaI: setzt Big Blind: $0.05
nazsan: setzt Small & Big Blind: $0.07
*** HOLE CARDS ***
asomich: passt
popeyester: passt
popeyester verlässt den Tisch

nazsan: checkt
cruz2nice: geht mit $0.05
Dr. Azzgee: geht mit $0.03
revivaI: checkt
*** FLOP *** [Ts Kc 7c]
Dr. Azzgee: setzt $0.15
revivaI: geht mit $0.15
revivaI ist nicht verbunden
nazsan: passt
cruz2nice: passt
*** TURN *** [Ts Kc 7c] [9d]
happyham setzt sich auf Platz #2 an den Tisch
Dr. Azzgee: checkt
Time Out für revivaI während unterbrochener Internetverbindung
revivaI: checkt
*** RIVER *** [Ts Kc 7c 9d] [5h]
Dr. Azzgee: setzt $0.15
Time Out für revivaI während unterbrochener Internetverbindung
revivaI: passt
Der nicht gecallte Einsatz ($0.15) ging zurück an Dr. Azzgee
revivaI setzt aus

Dr. Azzgee gewinnt $0.52 aus dem Pot
*** ZUSAMMENFASSUNG ***
Pot gesamt: $0.52 | Rake: $0
Board: [Ts Kc 7c 9d 5h]
Platz 1: asomich passt vor dem Flop (hat nicht gesetzt)
Platz 2: popeyester passt vor dem Flop (hat nicht gesetzt)
Platz 3: nazsan passt auf: Flop
Platz 4: cruz2nice (Dealer) passt auf: Flop
Platz 5: Dr. Azzgee (Small Blind) gewinnt ($0.52)
Platz 6: revivaI (Big Blind) passt auf: River

popeye left the table,all folded before the flop,and the heroic 15 cent value on the river won him the pot.
villain who folded went on sitout.

300 for the tricky pro and 125 for the rest.
this is too good to be true
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:00 PM   #711
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

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I've written 4 poems tonight.
EMO poems don't count.
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:10 PM   #712
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

Dear STTF **** thread, I have a stupid ethics that I don't know where to ask, so in my time of need I turn to you.

I ^&@&#^&@ hate it when we are on the bubble, I am big or medium stack on the BB, there's an ultra shorty who has already folded and the other shorty in the SB pushes into me with utter crap thinking he might have some fold equity or whatever, but actually giving me a trivial ATC odds call. I don't want an ATC odds call, I want my ****ing walk. This makes me wanna type "I'M CALLING WITH ANY TWO CARDS" in the chat. Doing so might give SB a clue and be seriously +$EV for me. But its costing ultra-shorty. It looks a bit like collusion, so my questions are:

-Is it ethical to do this? (obvious awnser: "no")
-Will sites take my money if I do this? (no clue about that one).

(and no I dont plan to start doing this in the future, I'm just wondering).

ps. I'm sorry for my first post ITT sucking so much and breaking the "Don't be stupid" rule, but I dont know where else to post stuff like this, I wont complain if bashed/deleted/moved and will post porn pics if treated nicely.
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:13 PM   #713
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

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Dood. My "Poker Poems" have been published on this very site. Quite good (if not stellar work) if you ask me.
I started writing poker poems too, where are yours on the site?
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:13 PM   #714
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

wow.

I mean wow.

I just sighed.
a deep, heavy sigh.
A sigh of finality that my cat even came up on me to snuggle and sleep.

It was sigh.. oh my, what was with this sigh?

was it the awareness that is God is dead?
for what kind of offspring has this so called great God bred?

Or did he just take a crap and out they came
not even upping their ROI from a word I said?
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:25 PM   #715
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

Was that an example of your poetic prowess? That was probably the worst thing I have ever read
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:26 PM   #716
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

Wait, so your first post was actually advice to the forum?

Your poetry sounds like Dr. Seuss crapped out an emo middle schooler.

Don't quit your day job, unless it is already poetry or poker.

Edit: never mind please don't quit poker
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:32 PM   #717
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:42 PM   #718
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Re: *** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV ***

you think god is dead because of a 2+2 forum post? ah, the sign of a true poet
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:44 PM   #719
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I started writing poker poems too, where are yours on the site?
Suzzer's was = "Eat **** & Die"
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:45 PM   #720
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Suzzer's was = "Eat **** & Die"
is that a form of haiku that im unaware of
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:46 PM   #721
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Lol this troll will last long.
He's already lasted longer than he should have imo.
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:49 PM   #722
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DD, i dont mean to berate you for posting an attempt at a naked anjelina, but next time, make sure you photoshop her a whole ass
Invisible right butt cheek? She is the CHOSEN ONE!


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Old 02-13-2009, 08:50 PM   #723
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is that a form of haiku that im unaware of
It's a Shakespearean sonnet without the heroic couplet. Or maybe a sestina. I always get those two mixed up.
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:52 PM   #724
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For Ash...photoshopaments imo.

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Old 02-13-2009, 08:53 PM   #725
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duvalin' along seems like it would suck, what with the vertigo and all.



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