OMG Danny McBride getting his own TV show on HBO. OMG OMG OMG.

Pretty sure Cking said in BBV that that was his house and his computer in that photo (and probably his bong too)

Considering doing some sort of challenge where I run 500 up to 10k in a month at sngs. Would it be better to play on stars or ftp (rb wouldnt count)?

I'm being challenged by life to turn the $70 in my online acct. right now into about $7k in a month.

wow I feel sorry for you guys. come live in an area with a higher crime rate where the cops have something better to do. my city was the 14th most dangerous city in the US as of a couple years ago, not sure anymore. cops here usually just take your weed and force you to smash your bongs/bowls etc or go to jail, obviously everyone takes the smashing their own stuff route.

also the county cops rarely even pull people over for traffic violations because they have so many calls to respond to. it's the city cops who work downtown or the cops who work in the little incorporated towns within the city that you need to worry about for traffic stuff because they have nothing else to do. it's to the point where i know exactly where i can and shouldn't speed within a ~20 mile radius because i know where town cops patrol and where county cops have jurisdiction.


woooooow i remember this exact episode.

if RB doesn't count then probably stars - more games running

Stars- Ability to play more that 16 tables at a time and more traffic during non peak hours.

I disagree


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($632.47)
BB vil ($556.60)

Pre-flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BTN 7 K
Hero raises to $6, vil raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: 3 K 7 ($36, 2 players)
vil checks, Hero bets $31, vil calls $31

Turn: T ($98, 2 players)
vil checks, Hero bets $81, vil raises to $170.50, Hero goes all-in $583.47, vil goes all-in $337.10

River: 3 ($1,270.07, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1,270.07
Hero shows: 7 K
vil shows: A J

Hero wins $1,188.57

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 34130
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BitsNBytes_001 (BTN): $7.10
QTcoatl (SB): $25.80
RockenroIIa (BB): $44.65
AMReis (UTG): $27.40
Hero (MP): $26.00
Niceone10 (CO): $25.45

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with 9 9
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, Niceone10 calls $0.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.85) Q 6 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, Niceone10 raises to $2.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($7.35) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4.80, Niceone10 calls $4.80

River: ($16.95) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Niceone10 checks



Cash thread is a bit slow to respond. Does this suck?

Bones, I would think Stars would be the better site because of the higher traffic which u would conditionally need (unless u just ran like god). What kind of odds would you be taking, just curious?

DD, if you think he likely has a draw, with those stacks, just c/r all in on the turn, if he checks back then u know what he likely has. Donking like that for info and laying him a good price to draw (he will often have an overcard or two u don't want to see) seems good at low stakes but kinda sucks.

turn donk is pretty brutal. i'm in c/c mode.

Bones, if you're always going to be playing 16 or less tables and always during peak hours then I guess it doesn't matter. If not Stars is probably your best shot considering they have way more games running at all hours + you can play more than 16 tables.

Ya I saw two girls making out yesterday in broad daylight. Not like a full blown makeout, but definitely levels ahead of a peck. One girl was cute, but the other was pretty dykey. Before someone says you should have stepped in. What should I have done run into oncoming traffic or hoot and holler obnoxiously across the street?

Same. I would c/c turn assuming flop call is good. But vs. certain people I would fold the flop.

I assume that is some big hassle/risk/expense otherwise people wouldn't make such a big deal about it.


That sounds fine.

In class watching a Hitchcock movie I've seen six times. Browsing 2p2 FTMFW.

What are the odds Stars will work with me on the $250 bonus since the only deposit method available for me is echecks which has a limit of $600 transactions at a time?

what $250 bonus

where are you seeing a $250 bonus? i only see $50 on their site. best promo I've found is http://www.pokersource.com/free-poker/gifts/ to get stox for 12 months or PT3, but have been holding out hoping to get a higher cash bonus

http://videogum.com/archives/late-ni...an_052001.html

It's part of their 25 billionth hand promo.


Open a window and look under the game number. You can't miss "$250 bonus".

Or go to the site, go to the 25 billionth hand promo and check it out there.

Edit: It's a deposit bonus. Not a FPP bonus.

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Pretty solid plan, imo. Let's hope all the racist hicks scheme just as brilliantly.

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/prom...lion/25-bonus/

$250, holler!

sick, free $250!

It just might save me from having my first month in the red ever at this rate!

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