*** Official STTf February kakkendaaliluukku Thread - No lame BBV *** - Page 17 - MTT Poker Strategy

This.
Done the love thing, she doesn't deserve it. Ya you will feel like **** for ages without her and it's more convenient to just stay with her but you need to make the break.
She is a lovable good hearted person I'm sure but she doesn't "love" you like you do and is a slut. Still a good person, just a typical woman ldo.

Twice, I've had the bride at her own wedding/reception ask me to check and see what was in her eye..... "Ow, there's something in my eye... Come here and check it out.... Closer. See anything?"

"Nothing? Are you sure?" "Get closer...." I was probably the 3rd or 4th dude they asked btw. At their weddings!

Needless to say, there wasn't anything in their eye and the "marriages" lasted less than a year each.

Run, Rupert, run. Save yourself while you can.

02-09-2009 , 12:32 AM

#403

xPeru

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,194

A hand that that surprised me: 90k hands a month, doesn't happen often:

$25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 32230
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $12.75
UTG: $8.30
MP: $19.45
CO: $27.20
Hero (BTN): $37.40
SB: $18.85

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 9

UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, SB calls $1.15, BB raises to $4.25, UTG calls $4, Hero calls $3, SB calls $3

Flop: ($17.00) Q

(4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.75, UTG raises to $4.05, Hero calls $4.05, SB calls $4.05, BB folds

Turn: ($29.90) 3

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($29.90) 5

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Not a single bet on turn or river, after all that fuss PF and on Flop - wtf has everyone got?

Spoiler:

02-09-2009 , 01:04 AM

#404

PokahPokah

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:high five:

02-09-2009 , 01:06 AM

#405

crackedquads

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Full Tilt Poker $11 + $1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 7 players - View hand 32261
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t1965 M = 6.55
MP: t2090 M = 6.97
CO: t2115 M = 7.05
BTN: t2385 M = 7.95
SB: t2395 M = 7.98
Hero (BB): t2040 M = 6.80
UTG: t510 M = 1.70

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is BB with A

5 folds, SB calls t100, Hero raises to t2040 all in, SB calls t1840

Flop: (t4080) K

Turn: (t4080) A

River: (t4080) J

Spoiler:

02-09-2009 , 01:09 AM

#406

Eagles

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I really need to read/post in this thread more. I mean I don't play stts anymore but still.

edit: crackedquads that hand is amazing on so many levels.
1. Royal
2. The guy tries to trap you but its really just a cooler and you wanna stab him in the eyes for limp calling in a spot where you get all in 100% of the time regardless of his action.

edit 2: OMG an ASANTE AVATAR

edit 3: If anyone feels like proof reading a paper holler at me.

02-09-2009 , 01:20 AM

#407

PokahPokah

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woah cc, how did my comment come before yours, when it was directed at your post :|

02-09-2009 , 01:20 AM

#408

bones

Winner of 'The Toughest SNG of All Time'

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,389

Rupert,

I know it sucks, but I guarantee you will look back on this moment in 2-3 years. At the time you do, you will think 1 of 2 things-

1) Wow, thank God I got out of that situation when I did.
2) **** me, getting back with her was a huge mistake.

There's like 0 chance that you will look back on the situation in any other way. I know it sucks because you love her and you really want to believe that it was just a drunk thing or whatever. Take a moment and think about what you would tell your best friend to do in that situation (assuming it wasn't the dude that was making out with her).

02-09-2009 , 01:22 AM

#409

crackedquads

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

seriously rupert, listen to this man.

02-09-2009 , 01:47 AM

#410

SlackerMcFly

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

+1

She'll be the one searching for me at your wedding to find the dirt in her eye.... Guaranteed.

02-09-2009 , 02:10 AM

#411

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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No one likes my move to LA for drugs and free love solution?

02-09-2009 , 02:12 AM

#412

Scotty_12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gramps

If a state wanted to set up some intra-state poker network, it could possibly be set up in a perfectly legal way under current law. My hope is that the U.S. regulates the industry and companies like Harrah's set up their own networks, and filter many of their *best* customers to the site. That would be ni-ce, especially b/c the word would get out to the old Party players that online poker is not "illegal" like many think it is.

I couldnt agree more. Another huge benefit is that harrahs would surely make it as easy as possible to get as much as possible on the site.

I wouldnt be against the highest stake sng being something like 300 either - when party had this, things were great and there was good volume at 55, 109, 216, 350. Then they switched it to 109, 210, 310, 510, 1010, 2010, 5010 - which was awesome from a rake perspective, but crappy from a fish playing the higher buyins and busting their roll

02-09-2009 , 02:59 AM

#413

microbet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sippin_criss

rupert. do ur gf, jizz on her face, then leave. chillin - lolz.

The best answer. You MUST dump the girl and should never see her again, but you should probably F her one more time.

02-09-2009 , 05:11 AM

#414

rudyard

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 346

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupert

well i broke up with her but she came round later while i was starting mtt session and basically begged forgiveness. she said she loved me like she meant it that shes never going to drink again (it wasn't hyperbolic) etc etc etc. i said i'd think about it but gave the impression that i would get together. what a weird day.

ft'd 2 mtts tho...

on another note, i'm vice pres of my university poker soc, we're kind of a big deal in england :P and we have around £1500 to spent. we already have some brand new copags, decent enough chips, decent enough felts... any ideas? rules: no food or drink, no "donation" to outside organization/individual...

added money satellite out of the question?

seed the pool with a the fifteen hundred and aim to send someone to Vegas.

02-09-2009 , 05:33 AM

#415

The Lipo Fund

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won a live mtt with my fake id!

02-09-2009 , 05:42 AM

#416

DevinLake

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eagles

Rather than you sitting at home writing a paper, I should have invited you out tonight.

I try to think of times I could invite eagles out with me, but it's tough cause I'm 10 yrs older than the kid! But, being out on a sunday night I was surrounded by his demographic and could of used him!

02-09-2009 , 07:53 AM

#417

MauMau

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

cosign

02-09-2009 , 10:35 AM

#418

skipperbob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SlackerMcFly

+1

She'll be the one searching for me at your wedding to find the dirt in her eye.... Guaranteed.

Quick Wedding Stories:

1.) Several males are drinking @ reception (duh) and smacktalking about prospective longevity of new union...Eventually the line is established @ 2 years

a $100/each pool is established and me + 1 other dude take the "unders"...We won

...Turns out that both he and I had "done" the bride during her engagement

2.) A relative of mine (rhymes w/firie-rye) did a bride, during her reception, in the basement of groom's house

on his poker table

Marriage lasted 4 months

02-09-2009 , 11:49 AM

#419

Eagles

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DevinLake

lol just lemme know. Keep in mind like 80% of the time I'm on aim I'm not actually there. I'm pretty easy with school for the next little while but I'm heading back to Toronto on thursday or friday.

02-09-2009 , 02:52 PM

#420

crackedquads

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skipperbob

Quick Wedding Stories:

1.) Several males are drinking @ reception (duh) and smacktalking about prospective longevity of new union...Eventually the line is established @ 2 years

a $100/each pool is established and me + 1 other dude take the "unders"...We won

...Turns out that both he and I had "done" the bride during her engagement

2.) A relative of mine (rhymes w/firie-rye) did a bride, during her reception, in the basement of groom's house

on his poker table

Marriage lasted 4 months

WOW skipper - the apple doesn't far from the tree eh?

Anyone interested in trying to prop bet me (with or without money i dont care) to try to get into better shape over X amount of time? Competition is my motivation.

Also what kind of kicks (SHOES for you old folks) do you guys wear to get the ladiessss? I'm thinking it's about time to get some new ones.

02-09-2009 , 03:08 PM

#421

Simplicity8

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lipo Fund

won a live mtt with my fake id!

don't you have to fill out papers if it's >5k ?

02-09-2009 , 03:38 PM

#422

Gramps

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A fraternity brother who's a couple years older than me (

) was at his bachelor party in Vegas many years back. The bachelor party met a bachelorette party, said festivites ending with said bachelor and said bachelorette getting it on. Said bachelorette ended up calling off her wedding (her actions are probably her doubts manifesting themselves, etc. so probably smart), while said bachelor...proceeded to get married (read - he's a guy), and proceeded to see said bachelorette on occassion for several years forward. He eventually told his wife, but is still (last I heard) married to the same woman.

Ve-gas commercial?

02-09-2009 , 04:03 PM

#423

jurrasstoil

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Does someone know the reasoning behind the fact that FTP doesn't allow you to play a HU vs. family members or people that live in the same house?

I mean, who do i/we hurt by playing a $2.25 PLO HU SNG? (people that rail and have to watch our bad play aside)