Soul read And it held...IT HELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! *sits gazing out window rocking back n forth foaming at mouth in trance like state...it helldd it helldd*
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 16 Tournament, 100/200 Blinds 25 Ante
are the EV graphs from HEM in anyway just slightly correct? 18 mans - 700 games - 100BI under ev O_o
I don't think they're right for anything over 9-mans. They count early bustouts a 9-man losses (and I guess early double ups), but ignore once you get to the FT and the chips get out of whack. Which obviously makes your equity look like ****.
It would be soooooooooo nice if juk and rvg ever got together and fixed this.
i seriously want to stab my ****in eye out with the knife that i use to murder the stars stuffed monky i buy to take out my tilt out i guarantee i run worse than ne one ever heads up it pretty simple not eeven close i dont witn ****in showndowsn liek not even close i ****in grind my way to headups n booooooooooom doomstwitch they either have aa or kk or i have them dominated and they spike soo many exmpales today i shvoe k7 over limp master flex ten bss ohh he has aa gg me then i limp kk head up ten bbs a reg shvoes over q6 gg him boom q q on river its ****ikn disgusitn i might as well not even play head up just ****in sit out n load up more tables
PokerStars Game #35905055342: Tournament #229111174, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No
Limit - Level XVI (350/700) - 2009/11/26 21:22:15 PT [2009/11/27 0:22:15 ET]
Table '229111174 6' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: g1 all in (8468 in chips)
Seat 2: bigdog6391 (8600 in chips)
Seat 3: MI_turtle (8390 in chips)
Seat 5: murphdawg10 (17818 in chips)
Seat 6: catlicker222 (8810 in chips)
Seat 7: yuz31j (20145 in chips)
Seat 8: Lady KoriAS (2880 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: morgieoo1 (15655 in chips)
g1 all in: posts the ante 85
bigdog6391: posts the ante 85
MI_turtle: posts the ante 85
murphdawg10: posts the ante 85
catlicker222: posts the ante 85
yuz31j: posts the ante 85
Lady KoriAS: posts the ante 85
morgieoo1: posts the ante 85
bigdog6391: posts small blind 350
MI_turtle: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to g1 all in [Kc Ks]
murphdawg10: folds
catlicker222: folds
yuz31j: folds
Lady KoriAS: folds
morgieoo1: folds
g1 all in: raises 1400 to 2100
bigdog6391: folds
MI_turtle: raises 6205 to 8305 and is all-in
Lady KoriAS is connected
g1 all in: calls 6205
Lady KoriAS has returned
*** FLOP *** [5d Ah Ad]
*** TURN *** [5d Ah Ad] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5d Ah Ad 4h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MI_turtle: shows [Ac Jc] (three of a kind, Aces)
g1 all in: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MI_turtle collected 17640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17640 | Rake 0
Board [5d Ah Ad 4h 3h]
Seat 1: g1 all in (button) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: bigdog6391 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MI_turtle (big blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won (17640) with three of a
kind, Aces
Seat 5: murphdawg10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: catlicker222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: yuz31j folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Lady KoriAS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: morgieoo1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
posted hand in another thread he won 50k this month y cant this be me... when is it my turn... i have to work my ass off just to make 4 k on my best months... fk my life
PokerStars Game #35905055342: Tournament #229111174, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No
Limit - Level XVI (350/700) - 2009/11/26 21:22:15 PT [2009/11/27 0:22:15 ET]
Table '229111174 6' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: g1 all in (8468 in chips)
Seat 2: bigdog6391 (8600 in chips)
Seat 3: MI_turtle (8390 in chips)
Seat 5: murphdawg10 (17818 in chips)
Seat 6: catlicker222 (8810 in chips)
Seat 7: yuz31j (20145 in chips)
Seat 8: Lady KoriAS (2880 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: morgieoo1 (15655 in chips)
g1 all in: posts the ante 85
bigdog6391: posts the ante 85
MI_turtle: posts the ante 85
murphdawg10: posts the ante 85
catlicker222: posts the ante 85
yuz31j: posts the ante 85
Lady KoriAS: posts the ante 85
morgieoo1: posts the ante 85
bigdog6391: posts small blind 350
MI_turtle: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to g1 all in [Kc Ks]
murphdawg10: folds
catlicker222: folds
yuz31j: folds
Lady KoriAS: folds
morgieoo1: folds
g1 all in: raises 1400 to 2100
bigdog6391: folds
MI_turtle: raises 6205 to 8305 and is all-in
Lady KoriAS is connected
g1 all in: calls 6205
Lady KoriAS has returned
*** FLOP *** [5d Ah Ad]
*** TURN *** [5d Ah Ad] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5d Ah Ad 4h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MI_turtle: shows [Ac Jc] (three of a kind, Aces)
g1 all in: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MI_turtle collected 17640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17640 | Rake 0
Board [5d Ah Ad 4h 3h]
Seat 1: g1 all in (button) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: bigdog6391 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MI_turtle (big blind) showed [Ac Jc] and won (17640) with three of a
kind, Aces
Seat 5: murphdawg10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: catlicker222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: yuz31j folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Lady KoriAS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: morgieoo1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
posted hand in another thread he won 50k this month y cant this be me... when is it my turn... i have to work my ass off just to make 4 k on my best months... fk my life
Reef2287 prob. even more tilted than you. He lot the weekly tlb by exactly 1 second to turtle. Thought it was kinda funny though that when Stars asked for a picture for the lobby, turtle sent them Reef's pic instead
FOUR WHOLE DAYS I just spent away from Stars, the longest period of time in I don't know how long. Been busy doubling, nearly tripling my entre roll on FTP (where in case you didn't know the RNG actually works???)
So anyway, I haven't sworn at my monitor ONCE in this time, 180 tournaments. I decide after a break from Stars to fire up a set of $16s. My poor monitor was under a tirade of foul mouthed abuse within seconds!!!The place is utterly undescribable.
Graph from FTP for that period.
Graph for equivalent size sample of the last bunch of games on Stars.
Ok so sample size means nothing blah blah. BUT, my PS graph is pretty much constantly as turbulent as that. Only 17 of the games on my FTP graph were mtt sngs so the red line is mostly stts. Look how stable and NORMAL it is. And I really wouldn't care if I was a few hundred $ under EV there. Ok I'm sure eventually it slopes downwards for long periods, but I'm talking about the consistancy here, this is a classic example of the difference in RNGs on both the sites. Thinking about it, I really can hardly remember any crazy bad bbv graphs from FTP, every whinge and moan I see on here is about Stars.
FOUR WHOLE DAYS I just spent away from Stars, the longest period of time in I don't know how long. Been busy doubling, nearly tripling my entre roll on FTP (where in case you didn't know the RNG actually works???)
So anyway, I haven't sworn at my monitor ONCE in this time, 180 tournaments. I decide after a break from Stars to fire up a set of $16s. My poor monitor was under a tirade of foul mouthed abuse within seconds!!!The place is utterly undescribable.
Graph from FTP for that period.
Graph for equivalent size sample of the last bunch of games on Stars.
Ok so sample size means nothing blah blah. BUT, my PS graph is pretty much constantly as turbulent as that. Only 17 of the games on my FTP graph were mtt sngs so the red line is mostly stts. Look how stable and NORMAL it is. And I really wouldn't care if I was a few hundred $ under EV there. Ok I'm sure eventually it slopes downwards for long periods, but I'm talking about the consistancy here, this is a classic example of the difference in RNGs on both the sites. Thinking about it, I really can hardly remember any crazy bad bbv graphs from FTP, every whinge and moan I see on here is about Stars.
Randomness at work. Happens to the best of us. Its how you deal with it that makes you. Whos next?