My last 4 months. I changed my account from UB to AP to get better rakeback at 2.5k games. Dropped down in stakes from 50+5 to 10+1, lol.
Its just getting worse everyday. Today i accidentally logged into a 200+15 and lost it with KK vs trash preflop and a short moment later i got disconnected and loose the remaining five 10+1s.
I think i need a coach. Is there a good one who teaches between 50$/h and 100$/h? Any recommendations?

dont play on rigged sites

You think you're kidding. Couple of nights ago, I shove over 88 with AQ. I flop it KJT all diamonds. I'm oh ****, it's going to go runner diamonds for the chop. No such luck. Turn river jacks for the truly wtf beat. I know that if you play enough, you're going to see everything, but I'm actually okay with just reading about it here, not suffering it.

Jan, you don't need a coach. Stop with the FPS postflop and shove a bit tighter. $100 please.

There is absolutely no question I am the best, unluckiest player on the planet. Not even close. How I manage to still profit despite losing 99999% of flips is totally beyond me. And how the ****ing hell my red line will be below my green line just cos I actually profited in a set one rare occasion somehow from stealing blinds and winning like 2 out of 100 flips, is also beyond me!! KK v AK I cannot win. AK v QQ I cannot win, even KK v A ****ing 2 I CANNOT ****ING WIN....EVER!!! I get the odd, really, reeeeaaally odd good day, foolishly think it's the turn around, then back to pure diarrhea for the rest of the week!! I know for the majority of the top players, it's good runnings all week, with one bad day.

So the question is, what the ****ing hell do we do?? Us poor run bad for lifers. Does anyone have any suggestions? Rearrange our homes feng shui style? Move to another part of the world like AMERICA and hope ip address brings more luck/boomswitch?? Goto confession somewhere where we don't even ****ing well believe in the god at hand??? I do my fair share of do good, I don't hurt anyone, I fight to see my daughter week in week out, give to the odd charity here and there, why am I getting continous pokerstars bad karma? WHAT CAN WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???

1. Whines less
2. Study/play more
3. Profit

1. You really think taking relentless beatings on the chin and saying "ahh isn't life fab. I'm skint but at least I'm not a Ugandan refugee" would actaully make a difference? I mean in your opinon, is that what you believe?

2. I watch hours of top videos every week and spend alot of time in wiz. I'm moving away from the "how do I get better" line (I'm already the best) and onto the "how do we change our LUCK line?"

Seriously ragz?

I know I have no room to talk but i will tell you right now that if you really start thinking like that your game is going to suffer.

I think Anfield might disagree with you.

Ye maybe bar Anfield I'll admit that much!

lol i neva thought i would be postin in this thread first id like to thanks stars fo the ****in doomdeathswitch i now cuttrnely hate someone more then full tilt ahah as son as startin typin i reshove jj in sb of btn snap 20bs wit a6 a on flop obv i have neva seen some many losses i lost allin in set of 30 allin pre evry time i lost kk 4 times qq 3 times aatwic ahahha jus happened agian itm i rehveos kk guy calls qt obv hits runer runer a str8 idk wut to do everyone is soooooooo bad on stars way worse then tilt never ran so bad in my life 1k games n at 8% on stars at the 10s n belive me i kno ive played 14k on tilt n they r fukikn reg spedds fukkkk achivelble roi is prob 16-17% im neva gona move uop cuz if i ve ran this bad i would go insane i fell like stars is rigged so bad plz stars prove to me ur not fukkkk

I just break even when i run bad but it still makes me wnat to stab my eyes out!!!!

$33 (6 max) SNG's on Full Tilt. Run awful for the past 800 games. Man these things are high variance.

Standard?

hahahahaha running worser than worse at the moment!!
right now scoreboard: 6x aces and 5x kings LOST IN FKN ROW!!!!
(about the normal crazieness with loosing a billions flips or 60/40 or 70/30 i dont even care anymore...)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LUCK!!!!

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cleef nots?

Anyone: how long do you think you can run bad at STT's? I have had an awful run of about 1000 where I am averaging -11% ROI. How possible is it to run this bad for 5000 games? 10,000 games?

I haven't had a $3k weekend since last Nov. I used to have them about once every 6 weeks. The players this summer are the worst I've seen on Stars since 2006. I just had two SNGs out of 20 where we made it to BB400, and those were ****ing heads up. So yeah. Tight games. Tough players. Going broke on 3rd pair lvl 2.

But it doesn't ****ing matter if you always lose for a ****ing year every ****ing time you're all in.

Just remember kids:

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I haven't won KK vs. A-rag for a month. I thought I was going to win a couple today. But ace on river of course. Even got some 'dirty' comments. I swear to god if you could somehow turn A-rag face up online, and I have KK, I will ****ing fold. And to all you idiot "fooled by randomness" mother****ers - **** YOU. You don't ****ing know. This is ****ing ******ed. I haven't won with KK vs. Ax for a ****ing month. **** Stars. **** all of you. Fuc this stupid stupid bull**** ****ing useless game. No one runs like I have this year. No one. Seriously, I know I sound like an idiot, I am aware. But this is just ****ing ridiculous. No one should have this many cold streaks and breakeven streaks, over the course of a year, w/o one... single... hot streak. It's ****ing bull****. Even if I was a horrible losing player, I should have at least one hot streak over a freaking year, right? But no. Not one. I really really think Stars favors Euros and new players. I can't come up with a better explanation.

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That's how I feel about Tilt to be honest, but I'm a MTT donkament player so what do I know....regardless I'm strictly playing on Stars from now on.

Ok well I got drunk, got pissed, took a norco, put pretty much my whole BR on the line, and won $1k. Poker is a bitch goddess. I'm not going to sleep until I'm up $3k. Wish me luck. The Euros are online now and all the Americans are sleeping. Good times.

lol suzzer......

I lost $200 and went to bed. Just got up. Horrible headache. Ugh.

Can you post like a long term graph? Also, how long have you been playing and what stakes?