I celebrate breakeven sessions nowadays.

And no, I'm not exaggerating. I'm serious. Healthy attitude for a professional player right?

I play so god damn awful and it seems like i'm completely unable to improve no matter how many hours i study my own game, run hands in wiz and watch videos.
It's so freakin frustrating...

U r winning players. I r drunk player.

[X] sucks
[ ] SNGs

im sick of ps and ft why do playeres who dont understand stt bubble strategy can cash when i cant

Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds - 3 players
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BB: t5190 M = 11.53
Hero (BTN): t4080 M = 9.07
SB: t4230 M = 9.40

Pre Flop: (t450) Hero is BTN with A T
Hero raises to t700, SB calls t550, BB calls t400

Flop: (t2100) J K Q (3 players)
SB bets t2100, BB folds, Hero raises to t3380 all in, SB calls t1280

Turn: (t8860) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t8860) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t8860
Hero shows A T (a straight, Ace high)
SB shows 8 K (a flush, Ace high)
SB wins t8860

Now I remember why I don't love STTs.


But wait...

Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t3820 M = 5.09
Hero (BTN/SB): t9680 M = 12.91

Pre Flop: (t750) Hero is BTN/SB with Q 9
Hero raises to t9680 all in, BB calls t3320 all in

Flop: (t7640) Q 4 7

Turn: (t7640) T

River: (t7640) 9

Final Pot: t7640
BB shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows Q 9 (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Hero wins t7640

Maybe they aren't so bad.

We must be twins. That's why I had to switch to cash for a bit. But apparently I suck at it too. But at least I make a little $ from rakeback each month and have a good paying irl job.

Poker Stars $20+$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 5 players
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simpledude16 (CO): t4475 M = 99.44
serweibud (BTN): t1517 M = 33.71
quiquick (SB): t2686 M = 59.69
Ronny Mahoni (BB): t1397 M = 31.04
Hero (UTG): t1440 M = 32

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG with T T 7 A
Hero raises to t105, 1 fold, serweibud calls t105, quiquick calls t90, Ronny Mahoni calls t75

Flop: (t420) T 8 K (4 players)
quiquick checks, Ronny Mahoni checks, Hero bets t420, serweibud raises to t1412 all in, quiquick folds, Ronny Mahoni folds, Hero calls t915 all in

Turn: (t3090) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3090) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3090
serweibud shows 4 2 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows T T 7 A (a full house, Tens full of Eights)
serweibud wins t3090

from the STT torney fml 1 outed on the river!

i feel ur pain, feel exactly the same at the moment....

Poker Stars $0.41+$0.09 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 8 players
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SB: t1330 M = 29.56
BB: t1160 M = 25.78
UTG: t2180 M = 48.44
UTG+1: t3405 M = 75.67
Hero (MP1): t1380 M = 30.67
MP2: t1225 M = 27.22
CO: t1385 M = 30.78
BTN: t1435 M = 31.89

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP1 with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, Hero raises to t120, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls t90

Flop: (t285) 6 4 Q (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t180, UTG+1 raises to t360, Hero folds

Final Pot: t645
UTG+1 wins t645

AHKs are one tricky beast

I think i have never played as terrible as i play now, not even when i started playing and wasn't sure if a straight or a flush is better.

More like a Stars table popping up at the wrong time.

BTW why do downswings always happen when you take a shot?

Fun to watch some ******s get me itm when i'm taking shots and in a fairly ****ty spot



Full Tilt Poker $110 + $9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds - 5 players
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Hero (BTN): t1565 M = 2.09
SB: t3080 M = 4.11
BB: t2065 M = 2.75
UTG: t3370 M = 4.49
CO: t3420 M = 4.56

Pre Flop: (t750) Hero is BTN with 2 T
UTG raises to t1000, 2 folds, SB calls t750, BB calls t500

Flop: (t3000) T 7 Q (3 players)
SB bets t2080 all in, BB calls t1065 all in, UTG calls t2080

Turn: (t8225) 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t8225) A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t8225
SB shows 8 8 (a pair of Eights)
BB shows J Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG shows Q K (a pair of Queens)
UTG wins t2030
UTG wins t6195

Full Tilt Poker, $11 + $1 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 100/200 Blinds, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: 6,680
BB: 1,200
UTG: 3,880
Hero (BTN): 1,740

Pre-Flop: (300) 9 A dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, Hero raises to 1,740 and is All-In, SB folds, BB calls 1,000 and is All-In

Flop: (2,500) 4 9 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (2,500) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (2,500) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Hero says "..."
BB says "yes baby"

Results: 2,500 Pot
BB showed Q J (a full house, Jacks full of Nines) and WON 2,500 (+1,300 NET)
Hero showed 9 A (a full house, Nines full of Jacks) and LOST (-1,200 NET)



Right when i saw the Jack on the turn, i knew with absolute certainty that the river would also be a Jack. It was spooky.

I'm pretty close to smashing a random object against the wall.

Villain is donk.

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 4 players
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CO: t4794 M = 4.36
BTN: t2411 M = 2.19
Hero (SB): t4690 M = 4.26
BB: t3105 M = 2.82

Pre Flop: (t1100) Hero is SB with A 8
2 folds, Hero raises to t4640 all in, BB calls t2455 all in

Flop: (t6310) 2 2 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t6310) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6310) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6310
Hero shows A 8 (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
BB shows 9 T (a flush, Ten high)
BB wins t6310

in chatbox -

Me - omg, how could you ever call with T9s in this spot?
Him - i like suited connectors.
Me - You,re on the bubble, f**k off, you stupid son of a ****, do you have any idea of ICM?

Ok, I realize noone cares, but it's just so dumb (my reaction tbh, coz at this level it's not something completely out of line). Posting this made me feel better, lol.

Aaaaand people wonder why the games get harder so fast.

[x] Major chat fail

Always lose lose lose when I take shots

226 games / $25-39 6m/9m + some super soft 60s 78s / -14.3 / -$656.80

**** sngs

ye man ffs dont say **** like that...I usually say something like wp or something to mock them but dont throw out things you know they dont know becuase all it takes is 1 person to go out and learn it and your ****ing yourself over

Yeah, I realize that my reaction was silly. I mean I know that you should never say things like that and I know all the reasons. Actually I emailed PS support and asked them to ban my chat.

This just happened to me, donks will always be donks just let them be donks...The funny thing is that against villain my pus is value agaisnt his calling range....He could of called everytime and I would be happy


Poker Stars $15+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 4 players
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SB: t3925 M = 9.81
Hero (BB): t3250 M = 8.12
CO: t2410 M = 6.03
BTN: t3915 M = 9.79

Pre Flop: (t400) Hero is BB with A 6
1 fold, BTN raises to t600, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3225 all in, BTN calls t2625

Flop: (t6650) 9 9 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t6650) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t6650) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

I'm not a big fan of your play preflop, I mean I'd need a very specific read on villain to reshove Arag on the bubble. And yes, his call is just insane. That sucks.

yeah same thing happened to me the last time i took a shot at the 27's.

I hate tournaments.

That is all.