Amazing.

hey no fair the animated character isn't wearing anything on his head



TFG happy Bday.

LOL so many failed banana statements ITT.

Happy bday Dan!

WP governator



PS: happy bday TFG!

Grats TFG!

Probability of me explaining this on an internet forum is exactly zero

Never tried all the products our country has to offer..

This is pretty sick, way too many similarities.
- I have never smoked in my life, not even one drag of either sigarette or even sigar.
- Never did drugs.
- My dad used to smoke but quit when my mum got pregnant.
- Coffee would also equal to max half a cup for me lifetime.

I'm a red bull sinner though, since my body is not used to coffee, the cafeine in red bull does a good job.

Grats!

Me neither, except I've never even touched one once. If I had to pick one up I'd treat it like dog poop and use a plastic bag. My mom smoked and I hated it. If someone in the car ahead of me on the freeway is smoking I can smell it and it bugs me. Irrational and stuff, I know.

I'd never touch a cigar either.

I have smoked pot a few times though. That's different. I might have done it more (probably not much more though), but there was too much coughing involved.

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Slacka - gl.

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xPeru - sitting in a chair all day for me is torture. I feel a million times better after a day of hard physical work.

What is it with you English and your teeth? Is it something your mums do to you when you are babies?

GL with that other stuff.

Happy bday TFG,

and for those that have smoked once or twice and said you inhale properly, i doubt you did. I used to think the same b4 i started doing regurlarly. You just get better at it as you do it more and more. The first step is gettin over the sleepiness the high causes. As a first time pot smoker this hits you hard. Maybe you wont get sleepy, but have some funny "trip". Yea a weed trip.
You start thinkin about random shyt, gettin cold, your heart rate goes up, you think you are gonna die. Thats when you know youve smoked and are high. There cant be anyone here saying that they smoked and felt nothin. I smoke everyday and still feel something.

Then you do it right. You are not supposed to inhale cigars or pipe tobacco. I smoke pipe tobacco a couple of times a week and sometimes a cigar. I like the taste and it's quite relaxing too. Same goes with coffee, I do like the taste but I drink it only a couple of cups a week. I don't understand why people over do things like these. Here in Finland people think you are a weirdo if you don't drink at least five cups of coffee every day..

PWND!

I find it amusing that this guy took the time to set up a video camera to record himself being a ****** alone in his back yard.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

im just gonna quote the last two words, since you didnt have sentences.

Ok, now you officially lost me

here is ur solution

in b4 amt scientifically explains how its impossible to smoke something and not get high

sup guys
happy birthday tfg
havnt had much time for pokers as started full time jerb, not thrilled but im loving the social side of a jerb, hot girls everywhere
gl slacka ! hope all is well

congrats on being born tfg!!

Happy Birthday! If Florida Basketball ships Austin Rivers AND Brad Beal I might kill you kthx!

Also, going to have turkey egg and cheese on an everything bagel for lunch. TY BBV4L.
KB = Baller

Just curious how much/often did you do it?

Nearly every day for about 10 years.

Sick life!

Coffee is becoming the normal treatment for Alzheimer's disease, following a study in mice in 2009. Clinical trials haven't been completed, but it's been so widely publicised, and there are so few downsides to the treatment that it's being recommended in practice to most patients. It may also prevent or delay the onset of the disease - so 3 cups a day!

And to avoid Parkinson's disease, you should take up smoking too.

Love science!

Edit: and since red wine helps prevent heart attacks, I'm now commiting to a healthy lifestyle of 5 cups of coffee a day, 40 **** and a bottle of Chateau cheap plonk.

censors .... F followed by AGS means cigarettes