LOL, THIS SO REDIC. nice life, pushed him around like 2 times before and then the "reg" starts spewing. icwudt.


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saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 (t299162)
MP2 (t383057)
MP3 (t709680)
CO (t274780)
Hero (Button) (t824636)
SB (t409731)
BB (t482714)
UTG (t406414)
UTG+1 (t313346)

Hero's M: 34.36

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, Q
6 folds, Hero bets t22700, SB calls t17700, 1 fold

Flop: (t64400) 10, 7, 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t38700, SB raises to t386031 (All-In), Hero calls t347331

Turn: (t836462) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t836462) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t836462

Results:
Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
SB had 7, 8 (two pair, eights and sevens).
Outcome: SB won t836462

fwe fbwe fgwev gfvwegvfwecefwezhfvgwe so tilted tbh, sseriously made it from 2/53 and 80BBs to busto in 48th place. Would have had 120BB so deep if I'd just run a little bit more in ev........few fhwe fgwev fgwevgfwevfwefe siiiiiiiiiiigh

On exact bubble of $109 2x chance >

Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1500/t3000 Blinds + t375 - 7 players
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BTN: t62875 M = 8.82
SB: t7428 M = 1.04
Hero (BB): t26022 M = 3.65
UTG: t54941 M = 7.71
UTG+1: t12930 M = 1.81
MP: t44775 M = 6.28
CO: t15011 M = 2.11

Pre Flop: (t7125) Hero is BB with K A
2 folds, MP raises to t8200, 3 folds, Hero raises to t25647 all in, MP calls t17447

Flop: (t55419) 8 4 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t55419) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t55419) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t55419
Hero shows K A (high card Ace)
MP shows Q T (a pair of Tens)
MP wins t55419

Talk about a cooler !
I wish he had 66 lol

Poker Stars $0.25+$0.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 7 players
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MP: t1295 M = 28.78
CO: t1170 M = 26
Hero (BTN): t3890 M = 86.44
SB: t600 M = 13.33
BB: t1485 M = 33
UTG: t2115 M = 47
UTG+1: t1220 M = 27.11

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN with J J
4 folds, Hero raises to t90, SB calls t75, 1 fold

Flop: (t210) A 6 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t140, SB raises to t510 all in, Hero calls t370

Turn: (t1230) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1230) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1230
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
SB shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
SB wins t1230

Lol 3r,flop is too good to be true.
Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t4000/t8000 Blinds + t800 - 8 players
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CO: t450818 M = 24.50
Hero (BTN): t91025 M = 4.95
SB: t545892 M = 29.67
BB: t122105 M = 6.64
UTG: t382012 M = 20.76
UTG+1: t104554 M = 5.68
MP1: t302870 M = 16.46
MP2: t289785 M = 15.75

Pre Flop: (t18400) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to t16000, 4 folds, Hero raises to t90225 all in, 2 folds, UTG calls t74225

Flop: (t198850) Q J 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t198850) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t198850) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t198850
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG shows 8 9 (a straight, Eight to Queen)
UTG wins t198850





FT bubble damnit.HSP villain had just busted someone with 52s>AQ or something for 40 bbs or so.



Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 4 players
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Hero (BB): t20672 M = 13.78
CO: t67232 M = 44.82
BTN: t21237 M = 14.16
SB: t10659 M = 7.11

Pre Flop: (t1500) Hero is BB with A A
CO calls t800, 2 folds, Hero raises to t3200, CO calls t2400

Flop: (t7100) 7 4 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t4445, CO calls t4445

Turn: (t15990) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t12952 all in, CO calls t12952

River: (t41894) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t41894
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
CO shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Sixes)
CO wins t41894

It's somewhat ridiculous how many HUs I lose to complete droolers,whether it's to someone who limp/folds 7bbs deep or shoves K4o 30bbs deep.I suck HU even more.

Here's a couple real good ones! ANd that's just the tip of the ****ing iceberg. Got about 30295803285 others that I won't even bother posting. SO happy it's break time so I can smash something since I ran out of bananas and can't handle this. 3rd one I 3-bet small so I could re-iso when he shoved...but oh wait he's a ****ing moron and doesn't shove but it doesn't matter anyway.


Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG: t1150 M = 15.33
Hero (UTG+1): t1675 M = 22.33
UTG+2: t3395 M = 45.27
MP1: t8293 M = 110.57
MP2: t3665 M = 48.87
CO: t660 M = 8.80
BTN: t1275 M = 17
SB: t2425 M = 32.33
BB: t1125 M = 15

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to t150, 6 folds, BB calls t100

Flop: (t325) 7 J 9 (2 players)
BB bets t175, Hero raises to t400, BB raises to t975 all in, Hero calls t575

Turn: (t2275) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2275) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2275
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BB shows J K (three of a kind, Jacks)
BB wins t2275



Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players
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MP2: t5878 M = 5.60
CO: t4550 M = 4.33
Hero (BTN): t11166 M = 10.63
SB: t5020 M = 4.78
BB: t9713 M = 9.25
UTG: t32844 M = 31.28
UTG+1: t8010 M = 7.63
UTG+2: t5270 M = 5.02
MP1: t6772 M = 6.45

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is BTN with Q A
3 folds, MP1 raises to t6722 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to t11116 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t14494) T 2 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t14494) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t14494) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t14494
Hero shows Q A (high card Ace)
MP1 shows J Q (a straight, Eight to Queen)
MP1 wins t14494



Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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Hero (BTN): t2530 M = 33.73
SB: t5385 M = 71.80
BB: t2425 M = 32.33
UTG: t1870 M = 24.93
UTG+1: t2060 M = 27.47
UTG+2: t1140 M = 15.20
MP1: t1910 M = 25.47
MP2: t1865 M = 24.87
CO: t2845 M = 37.93

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN with Q A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t150, 2 folds, CO calls t150, Hero raises to t550, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls t400, CO calls t400

Flop: (t1725) A 6 J (3 players)
UTG+2 bets t590 all in, CO calls t590, Hero raises to t1980 all in, CO folds

Turn: (t3495) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3495) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3495
Hero shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
UTG+2 shows 3 2 (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+2 wins t3495

Wow and now some ****head limps UTG ans slowroll calls my shove with KK. Obv I hold JJ flop a set, but don't worry he just turns a set anyway.

Just a flip, but sums up my day pretty nicely!
Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t25 - 7 players
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CO: t7860 M = 14.29
BTN: t3380 M = 6.15
SB: t14004 M = 25.46
Hero (BB): t2990 M = 5.44
UTG: t1780 M = 3.24
UTG+1: t9479 M = 17.23
MP: t17153 M = 31.19

Pre Flop: (t550) Hero is BB with T T
2 folds, MP raises to t500, 1 fold, BTN calls t500, 1 fold, Hero raises to t2965 all in, MP calls t2465, 1 fold

Flop: (t6730) Q 9 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t6730) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t6730) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6730
Hero shows T T (a flush, King high)
MP shows J A (a flush, Ace high)
MP wins t6730

Clearly not my day...limper is 48/3...fun game! Some lovely finishes in 4/180s...bubbled 4 or 5 times at least.

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
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UTG: t24280 M = 17.04
UTG+1: t12415 M = 8.71
UTG+2: t24125 M = 16.93
MP1: t19933 M = 13.99
MP2: t18703 M = 13.12
CO: t13173 M = 9.24
BTN: t7747 M = 5.44
Hero (SB): t10829 M = 7.60
BB: t33320 M = 23.38

Pre Flop: (t1425) Hero is SB with 9 9
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t500, 4 folds, Hero raises to t10754 all in, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t10254

Flop: (t22683) J 6 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t22683) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t22683) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t22683
UTG+2 shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
UTG+2 wins t22683

never usually can play sundays, and never will again prob


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Hero (CO): t4077 M = 22.65
BTN: t9056 M = 50.31
SB: t4800 M = 26.67
BB: t3450 M = 19.17
UTG: t5365 M = 29.81
UTG+1: t3700 M = 20.56
UTG+2: t3235 M = 17.97
MP1: t6345 M = 35.25
MP2: t5632 M = 31.29

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is CO with 3 3
5 folds, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to t300, 2 folds, BB calls t180

Flop: (t660) T J 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t660) 3 (2 players)
BB bets t320, Hero raises to t1020, BB raises to t3150 all in, Hero calls t2130

River: (t6960) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6960
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Jacks)
BB shows 8 J (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
BB wins t6960

I'm feeling the same way...knew I should have gone to the bar with my roommate to watch football. FML...regretting it so hard right now.

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t8000/t16000 Blinds + t2000 - 9 players
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CO: t94374 M = 2.25
BTN: t111394 M = 2.65
Hero (SB): t351642 M = 8.37
BB: t162887 M = 3.88
UTG: t10877 M = 0.26
UTG+1: t370907 M = 8.83
UTG+2: t267871 M = 6.38
MP1: t122544 M = 2.92
MP2: t69115 M = 1.65

Pre Flop: (t42000) Hero is SB with A A
UTG calls t8877 all in, 2 folds, MP1 calls t16000, 1 fold, CO calls t16000, BTN raises to t109394 all in, Hero raises to t349642 all in, 2 folds, CO calls t76374 all in

Flop: (t370039) K Q 2 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Turn: (t370039) 9 (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: (t370039) 8 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: t370039
CO shows A T (high card Ace)
BTN shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG shows T T (a pair of Tens)
BTN wins t34040
BTN wins t264737
BTN wins t71262

ah, i luv sundays so much

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SB: t6185 M = 103.08
BB: t3235 M = 53.92
Hero (UTG): t3095 M = 51.58
UTG+1: t2550 M = 42.50
MP1: t2900 M = 48.33
MP2: t2740 M = 45.67
CO: t2840 M = 47.33
BTN: t3455 M = 57.58

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero calls t40, 2 folds, MP2 raises to t180, 4 folds, Hero calls t140

Flop: (t420) 2 8 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t320, Hero raises to t760, MP2 calls t440

Turn: (t1940) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t720, MP2 raises to t1800 all in, Hero calls t1080

River: (t5540) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5540
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
MP2 shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Sixes)
MP2 wins t5540

doubt this hand was real


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UTG+1: t6780 M = 90.40
UTG+2: t1670 M = 22.27
MP1: t645 M = 8.60
MP2: t1215 M = 16.20
CO: t7720 M = 102.93
BTN: t5355 M = 71.40
SB: t2605 M = 34.73
Hero (BB): t2680 M = 35.73
UTG: t4815 M = 64.20

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with A K
UTG raises to t150, 7 folds, Hero raises to t585, UTG calls t435

Flop: (t1195) 3 5 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets t4230 all in, Hero calls t2095 all in

Turn: (t5385) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t5385) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t5385
Hero shows A K (a pair of Fives)
UTG shows A 8 (two pair, Eights and Fives)
UTG wins t5385

Suicide watch, I can't beat $1 tourneys....0-30 in TLB contest because of this sh*t:

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
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Hero (CO): t4650 M = 11.48
BTN: t2605 M = 6.43
SB: t4926 M = 12.16
BB: t4577 M = 11.30
UTG: t6865 M = 16.95
UTG+1: t2787 M = 6.88
UTG+2: t3485 M = 8.60
MP1: t7365 M = 18.19
MP2: t3615 M = 8.93

Pre Flop: (t405) Hero is CO with Q Q
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t450, 2 folds, Hero raises to t4630 all in, 1 fold, SB calls t4555, 2 folds

Flop: (t10040) 4 A 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t10040) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t10040) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t10040
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
SB shows 9 K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
SB wins t10040

$4.40/180 man... three handed at the FT... moron caught his 2 outter...

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t800/t1600 Blinds + t150 - 3 players
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Hero (BB): t77630 M = 27.24
BTN: t58655 M = 20.58
SB: t133715 M = 46.92

Pre Flop: (t2850) Hero is BB with T A
1 fold, SB raises to t3200, Hero raises to t10800, SB calls t7600

Flop: (t22050) T 8 6 (2 players)
SB bets t122765 all in, Hero calls t66680 all in

Turn: (t155410) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t155410) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t155410
Hero shows T A (a pair of Tens)
SB shows T Q (two pair, Queens and Tens)
SB wins t155410

Korlit...I've been staring at that **** for 2 days...no way these goddamn flops are random...3 way all-ins hitting hard and case cards dropping like rain...f**k stars goddamn ***** bullsh***T Random my goddamn ass...

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
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Hero (CO): t2320 M = 77.33
BTN: t3860 M = 128.67
SB: t2820 M = 94
BB: t3000 M = 100
UTG: t3000 M = 100
MP: t3000 M = 100

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is CO with T K
UTG raises to t60, MP calls t60, Hero calls t60, 3 folds

Flop: (t210) T 4 8 (3 players)
UTG bets t100, MP raises to t200, Hero calls t200, UTG calls t100

Turn: (t810) K (3 players)
UTG bets t220, MP calls t220, Hero raises to t2060 all in, UTG calls t1840, MP calls t1840

River: (t6990) J (3 players - 1 is all in)
UTG bets t680 all in, MP calls t680 all in

Final Pot: t8350
Hero shows T K (two pair, Kings and Tens)
UTG shows K J (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
MP shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
MP wins t1360
MP wins t6990

More randomness on flop... lol@ "fold pre"......goddamnit!!!!

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t350/t700 Blinds + t85 - 9 players
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Hero (MP2): t9960 M = 5.49
CO: t29110 M = 16.04
BTN: t16430 M = 9.05
SB: t32797 M = 18.07
BB: t31267 M = 17.23
UTG: t18580 M = 10.24
UTG+1: t1225 M = 0.67
UTG+2: t49928 M = 27.51
MP1: t56350 M = 31.05

Pre Flop: (t1815) Hero is MP2 with 3 5
4 folds, Hero calls t700, 3 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t2515) 3 3 9 (2 players)
BB bets t1400, Hero calls t1400

Turn: (t5315) 6 (2 players)
BB bets t29082 all in, Hero calls t7775 all in

River: (t20865) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t20865
Hero shows 3 5 (a full house, Threes full of Sixes)
BB shows 2 3 (a full house, Threes full of Sixes)
BB wins t10433
Hero wins t10432

tilt shove + "nh" on the flop + epic suckout = probably my fav hand ever

Poker Stars $23.00+$0.45 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t120 - 8 players
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RealQuiet (UTG+1): t5830 M = 3.13
23dollar23 (MP1): t3690 M = 1.98
MHiggy32 (MP2): t5080 M = 2.73
Gemini6868 (CO): t1190 M = 0.64
hotjenny314 (BTN): t6540 M = 3.52
nullet81 (SB): t11845 M = 6.37
Hero (BB): t11010 M = 5.92
chickmike37 (UTG): t6875 M = 3.70

Pre Flop: (t1860) Hero is BB with 9 6
6 folds, nullet81 raises to t1800, Hero raises to t10890 all in, nullet81 calls t9090

Flop: (t22740) K K A (2 players - 1 is all in)
nullet81 says "NH"

Turn: (t22740) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t22740) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t22740
nullet81 shows T T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero shows 9 6 (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
Hero wins t22740

lol, that might now be my favorite hand ever also...that or the cash game hand on Cake Poker that I played where I bluff shoved my 77 into a set of Qs on the flop, the guy started making fun of me, then I hit running quads for like a $350 pot

how do you win flips?

Brag: shipped a $20 fo on stars and had 8 other cashes with 32 tournaments played yesterday.

Beat: Had a losing day

cash hand but w/e

vs a aggro player capable for bluffing multiple streets...guess he was taking a value line

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BB): $84.00
sorcim (UTG): $101.50
Lizzy80 (MP): $225.85
ItFeltWright (CO): $238.25
Phil IvAN (BTN): $232.70
Remstarx5 (SB): $107.15

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A A
1 fold, Lizzy80 raises to $3.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) K 3 K (2 players)
Hero checks, Lizzy80 bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($17.50) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, Lizzy80 bets $12, Hero calls $12

River: ($41.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, Lizzy80 bets $30, Hero calls $30

sit out pre