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u officially had 2 much. try some popcorn instead ? some poeple just aint made for bananas obv.

Blazing is just like any other skill sport. The more you do it, the better you get adjusted to it. I felt like that in my early years of eating bananas..but since I basically do bananas involving anything: family eating occasions, surfing big waves, snowboarding, driving on the NJ parkway 85mph, playing video games, before going to the bar, after coming home from the bar...well then it all just makes tougher situations more natural.

Also never get bugged out if a cops behind you while ur baked driving, it'll only make it worse..if you don't have any bananas on you or paraphanalia you can't get introuble, just tell him your eyes are red bc your girlfriend just brokeup with you

balloons of bananas 24/7

Speaking of balloons of bananas..does anyone know what I can do with vaporized bananas.. for some reason I've been saving all mine since the summer and have built up quite a bundle.
My good buddy and his friends (college kids who go to a big hippie school and are all hugeeeee druggies) told me they used theirs to bake brownies; bc baking at 400degrees bakes the rest of the THC that wasn't vaporized by the volcano; along with baking it with an eight to quarter of middies..but all these hippies said after they ate them 3 of the kids bugged out and 1 wanted to go to the hospital, and my friend said he felt like ****.
I personally am not a brownie fan, they bug me out too..and the vapo'ed brownies just sound like a disaster waiting to happen.. Any other alternatives anyone tried?

I was saving mine for the same reason but it doesn't sound pretty from what you're saying.

I generally raid that bag when i'm out of fresh bananas and just get as many as I can.

afaik, banana brownies

woops, didnt read the whole post and jumped to the gate. fwiw i've had brownies made from it and i felt ''fine''

theres no doubt in my mind if a cop did pull me over tho, i would have gotten in trouble bc i was def impaired and i probably would have fessed up.

possibly the strongest batch of banana edibles was made from vaped bananas, doubt ive been more fd to pieces from bananas

Why? You deserve a DUI if you do that.

I've heard people make "cannabutter" with vaped bud then you can use the butter for basically anything you bake.

this. i learned this the hard way last year where i basically told the cop where everything was in my car after he smelled. baaaaaad idea. do whatever you can to not let them search your car, and surprisingly one of the best things you can do is just say ''no, sorry im late for X, sorry i have to be home for X, etc''

Yes this. I will attempt this some time... obv procrastination.

jkpoker- don't be stupid. if you're wasted off of anything (bananas, cigs, alcohol, superglue, whatever) DON'T DRIVE. period. no excuses, it's bad to drive impaired.

royal - revape, as we call it, is useful if you're ever out of bananas as you can overload your chamber and re-vape it. obv only as a last measure as real bananas are far superior. butter creation is certainly achievable but you have to be dedicated and know how to do it. i'm not a fan of the edibles so i don't make butter.

the volcano is the only way to go if you are serious about your bananas. pm me for more info =]

yo i bout **** my pants with your last line

Tourny time broheems

. + .. + . FTW

Hopefully I'm 150% visually and mentally impaired come Final table..when I really am on my A game

man people are so mean these days. "oh, call the mod, donniccolos post shouldn't be here, lets make mean posts until the thread is closed" wtf - people who are outright mean to others w/o good cause are losers.

its cool----be mean. its your life, they're your cards.

This is the only way to fly if you're gonna cook. I mean, pretty much every recipe requires you to use an oil so the banana molecules will have something to attach to. Might as well save yourself the time, if you're going to cook often, and just whip up a big batch of bananabutter so you're stocked up. It lasts as long as normal butter

Edit: I just got some freshies of AK, preparing for peeling as i type. Speaking of, they should call this strain "Big Slick" instead, that'd be way cooler

this was a 1st time for me and i learned my lesson. And can't you get in massive trouble for lieing to a cop? I'm pretty sure the cops would make me walk a straight line and **** in oswego bc they are very strict with college kids. probably never going to smoke again unless im at a party with chicks.

JKpoker1..not tryin to make a brag post out of this but back in my junior/sophmore year of HS I spent all night drinking/smoking banana blunts at my friends and proceeded to try to get some ass a town a few miles away.. I drove and got pulled over. What did I do?

LIED, LIED, and LIED some more..3 cops tried sobriety testing me, had to walk the line, had to say my ABCs 5 times to 1 ahole, and even walked the line a little crooked..What was my excuse? -Sorry officer, I'm wearing my brothers Uggs and there a little loose on me.
Then was asked if I was drinking 10000 times and kept saying NO officer, I had friends that were.
they kept saying: were going to breathelize you. I kept saying.. Ok (they never did)

I got out of it. I'm 20k richer bc of lying..never stop it.

I'm with you on one of those three...betcha can't guess which one!

I disagree, 5HE is pretty meh.

I believe the correct answer is "don't drive under influence".

fyp

lol I don't get it but that picture made me laugh forever.