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10-20-2009 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by swd805
Now you guys see what I was talking about the white dudes with bigass chains?

"All the perfect people shallow and deceitful
Staring back at me on tv in magazines
look so good like a box of fresh twinkies
What the hell happened to me?
So I took a drive to a rich and wealthy country
Saw everything I wanted and everything I need
Went right up and tried to join their party
You oughta seen the look when they saw me"

Not totally relevant, but your avatar and that hilarious image brought this melodic memory of my youth to mind. Obviously dude has some perfect people prescribed insecurity.

Last edited by Halowax; 10-20-2009 at 07:32 PM. Reason: love alliteration
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10-20-2009 , 07:38 PM
swd did make the thread way better, when i was a youngin i had a 40 inch cuban and didnt look anyhting like that clown
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10-20-2009 , 07:45 PM
Screw the perfect people, **** they all look the same!
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10-20-2009 , 08:04 PM
Jealous much?
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10-20-2009 , 08:06 PM
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10-20-2009 , 08:15 PM
I liked Marty when I hung out with him in London. This thread makes me like him more.
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10-20-2009 , 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by NeverScaredB
I liked Marty when I hung out with him in London. This thread makes me like him more.

You inspire me to be NeverScared

hear that cronic?
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10-20-2009 , 08:30 PM
looooool Lipos
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10-21-2009 , 12:14 AM
if you're going to smear someones name, you should at least make specific accusation.

saying "i know theyre scum, and i (maybe?) saw one play a couple sit n goes on the others account" just isnt enough to go by.

i realize you have no burden to reveal all the details, but it seems like if you did know, you would want to say.


maybe you're witholding details because they were given to you in confidence, i dont know. also could be that you dont like one/both and are playing up a relatively small issue. it would be pretty disingenuous if this whole thing stems from them getting high in a room, and bryn calling for the laptop to gamble it up.
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10-21-2009 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by mlagoo
if i was that dude i sure as **** wouldnt want to use my name. he'll get punched in the face by the cronic and then killed by bryn.
so good, lol
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10-21-2009 , 12:33 AM
Lipo ITT!
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10-21-2009 , 07:28 AM
Bryn is an expert at totally mixing up his pre and post-flop play. It is extremely difficult even for people who play with Bryn on a regular basis to put him on a particular hand. Put Bryn on a hand? Think you know what he’ll do? Can you bluff him? Will he fold, call, raise, re-raise, all-in? Good luck to ya. Here a just a few plays Bryn has actually made...


Raise 50K pre-flop on 88
Raise all-in on 6-2 offsuit after a 300 pre-flop raise
As chip leader in 1K game, raise 475 on K-7 offsuit, then call an all-in with it.
As chip leader in 1K game , re-raise 2400 after 450 raise with pocket 8s on the bubble
Raise all-in on A-K on the bubble
In a 1K game on the bubble, raise all-in after 600 river bet by another player into a $975 pot, with a possible straight and flush on the board
Win a $3,277,094 pot with 3-7 offsuit
Put his entire stack on the line 6 times in a row on the bubble. Like Stu Ungar, Bryn is FEARLESS, and knows how to put the other guy to a decision for his chips, rather than facing that same decision himself...
Play the absolute nuts to perfection to extract maximum $s from his opponent
Raise 15,500 pre-flop and lay it down after a re-raise
Shove all-in except for $1 and check all the way including the river and win the hand – the other guy never put him all-in for the other $1!!
In a 5K heads-up match, call an all-in to win the game with two aces on the board, NOT holding an ace!

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10-21-2009 , 10:39 AM
These guys make the Jimmy-Timmy cripple fight on South Park look like Hagler-Hearns.
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10-21-2009 , 11:08 AM
WRR, I could also make a compilation of the sickest hands I've played. That doesn't prove much in terms of my actual skill level, and even less in terms of common sense ethics/morale.
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10-21-2009 , 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by p3rc4
WRR, I could also make a compilation of the sickest hands I've played. That doesn't prove much in terms of my actual skill level, and even less in terms of common sense ethics/morale.
lol.
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10-21-2009 , 11:35 AM
mement dont trip i got your back homie <3
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10-21-2009 , 11:48 AM
But guys, he raised all in with AK on the bubble. ON THE BUBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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10-21-2009 , 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by brad2002tj
But guys, he raised all in with AK on the bubble. ON THE BUBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
wait i cant figure out who youre making fun of here
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10-21-2009 , 12:04 PM
no u
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10-21-2009 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by swd805
Now you guys see what I was talking about the white dudes with bigass chains?
that chain is SMALL as ****....doubt anybody but a white boy would where a chain that small
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10-21-2009 , 12:40 PM
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10-21-2009 , 05:32 PM
I have been struggling with myself for long time about some **** that I have witnessed first hand, and a false sense of "loyalty" to people I know has kept me away from making it public, but I have come to the conclusion that:

A: They are not friends, nor they could ever be considered like that. Greed is their main motivation, and if ****ing up a so called "friend" helps to reach their goal, they do it.

B: Me and the very small froup of friends I have made in the poker world are being robbed day in and day out by those ****ers.

So let's make a few things clear.

Chad Batista not only told me about his different accounts, I even RAILED HIM while using the account "gamballer" on FTP while he was playing high stakes SNGs with it, and a couple weeks later the 1K Monday. Today I OPR and sharkscope'd this account, and it appears like all the data has been reset.

Also, during past SCOOP, he told me (but I forgot the SN's) about 2 of his accounts going very deep in 2 events. If I recall correctly, he bubbled the FT of a PLO event, and got 4th or 5th in one of the big rebuy events (the 500?).

At the beginning of this year, while the UB series where taking off, there was a race, the UB league or something like that. I joined that race with my friend Doubledave. Chad posted in the P5's thread for that race that he would join it if he had an UB/AP account, but he didn't.

Fact is that in the ME, Dave finished 3rd or 4th, and while I was railing him, Chad showed up on AIM, and told me something on the lines of "this Dave guy is a ****ing nit, he can only win hands by coolering people". I asked if he was railing him, and he said he was at Dave's table for hours, and he finished 20'ish or something like that.


Besides the Chad incident, I have also known of a group of players, from 4 to 8 depending on the day, joining the same tourneys, small to medium fields MTT's, colluding, chip dumping, sharing hole cards, etc, and splitting benefits at the end, regardless of who makes the most money. A main backer puts the money, and his puppets do what they are told. I passed the informaton to other persons, and they are doing the follow up. If we are lucky, they'll get caught.

There are very few players out there that I would vouch for, people who under any circumstance would do unethical stuff. I am fortunate to play for one of them, and I can proudly say that nobody on his stable has ever collude with each other. Sadly, there aren't many that can say the same.
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10-21-2009 , 05:34 PM
wauw
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10-21-2009 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by andressoprano
I have been struggling with myself for long time about some **** that I have witnessed first hand, and a false sense of "loyalty" to people I know has kept me away from making it public, but I have come to the conclusion that:

A: They are not friends, nor they could ever be considered like that. Greed is their main motivation, and if ****ing up a so called "friend" helps to reach their goal, they do it.

B: Me and the very small froup of friends I have made in the poker world are being robbed day in and day out by those ****ers.

So let's make a few things clear.

Chad Batista not only told me about his different accounts, I even RAILED HIM while using the account "gamballer" on FTP while he was playing high stakes SNGs with it, and a couple weeks later the 1K Monday. Today I OPR and sharkscope'd this account, and it appears like all the data has been reset.

Also, during past SCOOP, he told me (but I forgot the SN's) about 2 of his accounts going very deep in 2 events. If I recall correctly, he bubbled the FT of a PLO event, and got 4th or 5th in one of the big rebuy events (the 500?).

At the beginning of this year, while the UB series where taking off, there was a race, the UB league or something like that. I joined that race with my friend Doubledave. Chad posted in the P5's thread for that race that he would join it if he had an UB/AP account, but he didn't.

Fact is that in the ME, Dave finished 3rd or 4th, and while I was railing him, Chad showed up on AIM, and told me something on the lines of "this Dave guy is a ****ing nit, he can only win hands by coolering people". I asked if he was railing him, and he said he was at Dave's table for hours, and he finished 20'ish or something like that.


Besides the Chad incident, I have also known of a group of players, from 4 to 8 depending on the day, joining the same tourneys, small to medium fields MTT's, colluding, chip dumping, sharing hole cards, etc, and splitting benefits at the end, regardless of who makes the most money. A main backer puts the money, and his puppets do what they are told. I passed the informaton to other persons, and they are doing the follow up. If we are lucky, they'll get caught.

There are very few players out there that I would vouch for, people who under any circumstance would do unethical stuff. I am fortunate to play for one of them, and I can proudly say that nobody on his stable has ever collude with each other. Sadly, there aren't many that can say the same.
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10-21-2009 , 05:47 PM
thread keeps getting better.
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