Will the US government be sending someone out to cut off the end 25% of the car for safe keeping to make sure you pay?

No, but he does have to pay tax on the value of the win if he wants to be in compliance with the IRS...

This is pretty sickkk, enjoy it

Nat Arem for President.

good job, Mr. TC.

just got back from getting heavily intoxicated, still no email from ub, so i have no idea what the story is.

You get a Brand New BMW M5!*






*1993 Geo Prism

also, i should mention this

with 15 people left, i realized it was getting pretty [censored] late, and one of the biggest reasons i decided to leave vegas IMMEDIATELY for the rest of the year to live in north carolina was to see the love language (http://www.myspace.com/thelovelanguage), and since the show was supposed to start at 9pm, I was worried about missing the start.

so i decided to play what was essentially a 100/100 style of play, and after sucking out on a handful of occasions, i destroyed the field in a super ridiculous super insane super ******ed-for-a-freeroll wildly deepstacked format.


i hope this makes sense. im pretty drunk.

Wild, I didn't realize you went back to NC. I went to Austin for the rest of the year for what I suspect are similar reasons.

I suggest crashing the car on the last day it's insured to maximize your EV.

i agree

ship the bmw son nice one

lol, this is awesome. No offense, but your old car sucked This is like a custom-fit prize pool.

update, tim? u rollin'?

no way would ub be on top of their [censored] to have him rolling already

over/under = 25 days

got my first contact from UB today

Steve,

My name is XXXX and I work at Ultimate Bet. First off congrats on
the win, that is awsome! I want to touch base with you and let you know I
will be sending you a questionnaire about the win, if that works with you? I
will send along some time today, and if you could return it ASAP that would
be much appreciated.

XXXX

Wait... its only a year lease? They dont give you the car for good? I mean, its cool but pretty gay promotion overall.

got my first contact from UB today

Steve,

My name is XXXX and I work at Ultimate Bet. First off congrats on
the win, that is awsome! I want to touch base with you and let you know I
will be sending you a questionnaire about the win, if that works with you? I
will send along some time today, and if you could return it ASAP that would
be much appreciated.

XXXX

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i'll take the over, obv.

obv, shoulda made it like 40 days

I assume you're going to be working a lot of road trips in your itinerary for the next year?

latest response:

Steve,

Here is a list of questions I came up with. It would be much apperciated if
you could fill these out and send them back. I am not sure how it works with
getting the car, but when you do can you please have a few pictures taken
with and send it over to me. I think this is a really cool promo you won,
well done.

Steve

BMW Winner Questionnaire
1. How many years have you been playing poker?
2. How long have you been with Ultimate Bet?
3. What kind of car did you drive before you won this event?
4. How did you get into this tournament?
5. What drew your attention to this tournament?
6. How long have you been playing at UB?
7. How did you hear about this tournament?
8. When did you really think you could win this tourney?
9. How does the car drive?
10. What was your reaction to winning the tourney?
11. What was your strategy for this tourney?
12. What advice would you give players who play in large field
freerolls with such a big prize?
13. What would you think if that was Phil driving your new car and he
crashed it?
14. Have you owned a BMW before?
15. Favourite Player?
16. What do you like best about UB?
17. Describe your style of play.
18. Other tournament wins?
19. Is this the biggest accomplishment in your poker career? If no, what
was?
20. Any last words?

Bonus Question: Would you play Phil Hellmuth heads up double or nothing for
the BMW?




"I am not sure how it works with getting the car"

god this is going to be a huge headache, i know it


help me come up with some good responses to the questionaire

2. How long have you been with Ultimate Bet?
6. How long have you been playing at UB?

When's the match?

for the last question tell them that if you lose you'll personally chauffeur phil around in his m5

wow, having two bimmers leased for one year would be so sick. double or nothing, baby, easy.

Offer to play him heads up and if you win they actually BUY you the friggin car instead of this stupid lease crap.