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05-27-2022 , 11:19 AM
When working in Ireland one chap said “Have you had your spuds yet?” meaning had you lunched.
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05-27-2022 , 11:36 PM
six feet diameter or circumference.

it must of blocked his view to want it down.

stories of exploits need to be more complete.
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05-27-2022 , 11:39 PM
were they young coeds who also wanted you to fix the cable?
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05-28-2022 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Zee
six feet diameter or circumference.

it must of blocked his view to want it down.

stories of exploits need to be more complete.
It did, blocked his view of the ocean. Six ft in diameter. Loggers always give that as 6 ft on the stump.
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05-28-2022 , 01:18 PM
The spruce tree we fell was well over 200 ft tall.
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05-28-2022 , 09:25 PM
i got about 20 trees that are partially blocking my ocean view. dam things keep getting bigger.
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05-29-2022 , 05:05 AM
It’s a design flaw with trees the dam things do just get bigger, because of neglect the hedgerow at the back of my house is now fifty feet tall.
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08-18-2022 , 04:06 PM
This post will not be deleted by Mike Haven!
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08-18-2022 , 04:14 PM
The traffic on the Oregon coast is insane!!! I’m hiding out at home, watering the garden, watching the wild turkeys and deer, and offering sacrifices to the deity Moloch.
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08-18-2022 , 04:49 PM
the traffic should be fine as its so crowded no one goes there.
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09-02-2022 , 10:41 PM
Massive amounts of human scum on the coast; almost as many that post on 2+2.

Cheers, and enjoy!
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09-03-2022 , 06:06 AM
I no longer exist; Goodbye.
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09-05-2022 , 01:13 AM
Like many other Gods, I have risen from the dead.

Ready to rape, pillage, and otherwise wreak havoc on humankind!

Let the fun begin!
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09-05-2022 , 11:38 AM
Nima, is that you?
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09-05-2022 , 04:15 PM
Don’t think so; I do not have a nose piercing festooned with dangling glamour jewels and other trinkets.

At least I didn’t the last time I gawked at myself in the mirror.
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09-06-2022 , 04:58 PM
Dog with spicy sauce is a great delicacy. Available in many places throughout the world. It’s much better than horse meat in my opinion.
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09-13-2022 , 05:06 AM
I’ve have harvested buckets of potatoes and pounds of strawberries the last few days. All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds and I’m reaping the benefits.
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09-13-2022 , 05:13 PM
blackberries and hucks for me. this year best tasting blackberries ever.
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09-14-2022 , 12:35 PM
Tilled the garden after my potato harvest. It is set and will sit and rest for the winter. My strawberries are still going but will slow down in the cooler weather and less sun. I have two pathetic tomato plants that may produce something more but more likely I’ll just have some fried green tomatoes and call that good.

Another garden season is ending.
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09-16-2022 , 09:53 AM
Blackberries are tasty.

And probably healthy to consume.
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09-16-2022 , 05:02 PM
God stopped by today. I gave the old fart some advice and told Him to go away.
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09-17-2022 , 08:58 AM
If life were serious; you wouldn’t be posting on 2+2. Let alone this silly thread.
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09-18-2022 , 02:15 AM
Life is quite silly. The seriousness that we oftentimes take it makes it doubly silly.

A squandered and forgotten life is a good one, so long as you've enjoyed your baked bean sandwiches. I propose that those who cannot enjoy a baked bean sandwich ought to be used for target practice. Revolutions start small.

Then, those who cannot enjoy them every day for a week ought to be next. This gives the populace time to adjust.
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09-19-2022 , 01:17 AM
What is a baked bean sandwich? How do you make one? I could look on youtube, but I refuse.
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09-19-2022 , 01:22 AM
lets see, first take two slices of bread. next put baked beans on top of one slice. then put the second slice on top of the beans. then eat the sandwich.

tomorrow i post how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


sorry i had to do that to you. but you opened the door for it.
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