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04-30-2021 , 06:05 PM
You need to offer up a libation to the Spring gods, Zeno.

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05-01-2021 , 04:31 PM
Looks fun but too elaborate for my tastes. I’ll just sacrifice a goat and call it good.
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05-01-2021 , 08:27 PM
please zeno im not ready to be sacrificed yet.
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05-03-2021 , 08:52 PM
Today I weeded and hoed my entire garden. And all is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
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05-08-2021 , 12:30 PM
What a great morning! Warm sun and fabulous coffee and a life of leisure as another weekend looms.
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05-08-2021 , 10:11 PM
your living the life of Riley buddy

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05-10-2021 , 03:31 PM
Ninety percent of Californians should be killed and their all their bodies ground up like hamburger and the resulting pile of human refuse bulldozed into the Pacific Ocean to feed and fertilize the fishes and other aquatic animals. This will help solve the Climate Crisis in multiple ways.
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05-10-2021 , 06:18 PM
what by chance would be some of those multiple ways.
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05-11-2021 , 10:00 AM
Does that include all the ones who've bailed out of California recently and not so recently?
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05-11-2021 , 11:52 AM
they all bailed out because they got sick of the way of life in california and moved up to where zeno lives. and brought the same way of life with them they wanted to get away from.
they did and are doing the same thing in montana and the rest of the northwest.
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05-11-2021 , 03:22 PM
Allah just moved to the top of my Hit List. I'll let Californians slip to #2. A man should have his priorities straight.

Single-Malt Whiskey is still my #1 Drink; Beer a close second. Wine only for upscale dinners which I don't cook that often.

My garden is doing well. The Damn Wind is kicking up like it usually does in late spring and summer around here. It's a pain - but not the only one at this location. But it is the one most constantly annoying. Unless you count all the Meth Heads/criminality along the coast.
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05-11-2021 , 04:56 PM
after retiring from that shthole down there, you could have chosen montana instead where you have a chance to fit in.
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05-11-2021 , 05:09 PM
My new liquor cabinet that I may have bragged about somewhere. This is handmade by a local craftsman who produces top notch furniture/woodwork. The photos can't do it justice but see below anyway:

Overview




Close up/inside

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05-11-2021 , 05:13 PM
Yeah, I may have to move or at least go someplace else for six months of the year. Keeping my abode here, it is nice in many ways and I've put a lot of work into fixing the place up, land and shop and house. Anyway, I have some ideas. I could be somewhere in Europe for half the year. Or move to a drier climate somewhere in the Northwest or ? Time will tell.
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05-11-2021 , 06:25 PM
you did a good job fixing it up for sure.
nothing wrong with being a snowbird. its the way to go.
set out some fans and leave the heat on low and a dehumidifier and off you go and no mold when you get back.
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05-11-2021 , 06:56 PM
Congratulations on your new Art Deco liquor cabinet, Zeno.
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05-11-2021 , 08:02 PM
Liqour cabinet needs more liqour. Get some bourbon in there to mix it up.
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05-12-2021 , 04:09 AM
we need fewer gender reveals and more liquor cabinet reveals
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05-12-2021 , 10:24 AM
The cabinet does a nice job of hiding the fact that a gang of crack addicts broke into your home and put up wainscoting and then a rival gang put up wainscoting higher up next to it
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05-12-2021 , 01:33 PM
You may want to move that cabinet to the tiled area or put a mat under. If you are pouring your whisky from there if you spill any it’s going to stain your floor.
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05-12-2021 , 08:20 PM
Floor stains are like bed stains; they just happen.
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05-13-2021 , 12:19 AM
thats why wood floors need poly on them and old men should wear depends when they go to bed.
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05-13-2021 , 08:55 AM
Zeno treats his liquor with due respect. Odds of spillage is nearly non-existent.
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05-13-2021 , 04:32 PM
^^^
True!
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05-13-2021 , 06:39 PM
zeno also treats his depends with poly, odds of spillage nearly 100%
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