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Old 12-09-2013, 04:45 PM   #1
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Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

imagine the hilarious consequences of accepting bit coins at just exactly the wrong time with a name like that
and the reading comprehension of the security forces that are illiterate hillbillies
returning to the city to seek their fortunes from time to time,,,,

ridiculous neanderthals, clothing out of date speaking heavily accented spanish pig=den of the streets in 2 years, three year tops and the mexican telephone guy gets in a billionaire off like catwalk situation one ends up working for the second guy all year

which is the second year of the show

We all thought it was just a tv show filming here. they said they were a movie studio but they were the spearhead of an invasion of armed postal employees they joined forces with the amazon drone and gps to deliver hand-grenades to their opponents....


the collections department is armed with an m-80
this will help test the drone in a real situation, with FCC clearance, until we igore them and get used to them..... a test drone
then they send the taser mounted could be fired at "the debtor" is an anti hero,,,he pays his debts , eventually,


maybe i should start submitting invoices,
outstanding accounts love deficits,
sexual apologies section, the funny post that came true but was just an afterthought by a forward thinking fellow on a poker forum some where,
that magical moment when they stopped me
when at my door ....was the ups man with a scared look on his face and i said put it in the lobby
and he said i have to get a signature sir due to its a cashiers check and i explode and say man i wanted bit-coins..... thats when i noticed the shadow of the taser drone in the light
that sob!
thats why he looked so nervous
I said to myself as I threw on my PRODUCT PLACMENT HERE>>>>> and then ran to my cellar and out into the storm drain under my fake pool and

i was thinking of starting some kinda scribble for hire kind of thing

"we will call this

on a drone special delivery and the new business of the future

....BEST TIME TO BUY

or sell now !!
chicken little mode the shy is falling PANIC PANIC

so....
i got this working for me!
i know i know take some time. lets start the ebay auction for the first post in what turned into a masterlink for all the links
masterlinkcard
universally beloved
easiest way to transfer money between countries
because we fix schools or neighborhoods
or something.....

radical urban gardeners
hillbilly chefs
coffee shop cuisine
local artists poets
handymen
wage slavery....
goddess of divine
Diana mighty huntress
she lion of wage jungle , other amusemnts offered, massuese pot chef poker buddy,

oh entertainment goddess
about whom poetry must be written
and tales of her goodness told
countless songs are written im told,
dating site where we send two writers on three dates with each other and they corroborate on some art together for a week

but one of them is a porn star and no one knows who is lying about it and who is telling the truth.....or even if none of them were..... the outrageous liar show written lies contest to get on the show...... a chance to sell cars... bustle... carny work..... fishing in alaska for cash.... canning ...... the pot harvest in hublodt....ayhuansca and possilby a couple of jails, especially when we play airport roulette.... and wind up in the ukraine

the game show said the next flight.... so they announced it so it was that plane which came back from the end of the runway


through a pennsylvania hill billies eyes...



what can i do for you?
1st choice
rich women who need a landscaper with food art to make....

and some one to make it for, peace and quiet and nature
enjoying a careffu; crafted existence that is not quite fictional but stretching things for comic effect....
yeah timing and stuff
my comedy timing chain.....
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Old 12-10-2013, 05:25 PM   #2
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

To the question posted in the topic, sounds to much like Kiddy P0rn, or was that the point?
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Old 12-11-2013, 03:08 PM   #3
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

its kind of like a reading comprehension thing
its a written joke, but just talking about how great kitty porn is in public would start some great conversations....

added to the mix now is that tila tequila now calls herself tila hitlera? or something close to that... so this wouldn't be the most tasteless marketing around...and kittens are fun....

i have been working out an idea about those ubiquitous cat pics and videos and cuteness

"kitty-bombing" where you fill someones facebook or other electronic place with pictures of kittens, stories about kittens and it seemed funnier when i was high the other day...



here is some more stuff that's "bloggish"

something i called organic gambling...my poker philosophy...

I am a genetic winner. I was once the fastest sperm in my daddies nut sack. I was once a champion.
As a winner in the sperm race one is then a contestant in the human race.
It seems to me the trick to humanity is to get other people to work for you, like Tom Sawyer did, a role I am quite familiar with.
One needs minions.
At this point the only minions I can find are those who think they can out poker me and put their hard earned dollars on the table to try to take mine from me.
I feed myself the finest organic goodies and cruelty free coffee and my dollars support people on the side of mother earth.

I take the money away from people who would harm mother earth in their actions, consciously or unconsciously.

I am mother natures son, at the card table of life, working for my mother.
I won't give money to any *******s by choice, or through inaction allow and ******* to get money that could be mine... thank you Asimov!

That's why i let the shale fracking azzholes shut off my gas two months ago
**** you gass holes!

The only "leak" in my life right now is my monthly electric bill which i think i can turn green and pay more for and my monthly rent payments.

ill figure both situations out and adjust them when i can so i can live life not supporting any *******s at all
and that is what organic gambling is all about right now

i take money from the planet rapers and recycle it to the caretakers

so i was playing poker the other day after a long happy hour and some live music
i've recently been on the receiving end
taking it like a man, saying ood luck fellas
(thanks dr who! oods rule!)
on my way out of the building
it seemed that the gambling world was telling me i was persona non grata

example 1- play great poker for three hours in allentown, 19 left i correctly decode the all in by the guy on my left who limped into the pot first to act then re-raised my raise to be what it was
it was how to play Aces.
he was a raiser usually
... but when you see the aces and you are first to go, what do you do?
i raised him with my AQ and there was a caller or two and he put alot of chips in and suddenly my brain tells me what the truth is and i kiss alot of chips goodbye
as a shorter stack i will always push with 99 and i did running into an ace queen who hit the flop and my tournament is done
at that point im playing to double and turtle-
if i double i can turtle my way into the money
i lost the coin flip after avoiding certain death a few times..... o well!

example 2- im playing in chester and when i get AA i raise big and someone re-raises and i push all in and he calls with 7 8 of diamonds and rationalizes his move...
gg me
damn hippy hadn't played all hour, gets brave with me because i was feisty and raising alot
thought i was making yet another move on him

at the cash table a dude surrenders, throws his cards into the muck.....i should win this 99 % of the time but somehow the dealer turns the cards back up and after a long argument i lose! after the other guy had surrendered! weird ****

example 3 i lose aq vs aq all in preflop in the money at PARX o well

so its just payback when the coin flips all go my way on wednesday at chester
i get all my moeny back that i spent the day before with my philly peeps
go to see some music, got to talk about the future

yesterday i take some of the cream, some of the profits to the horse track
saratoga is running
i love saratoga
so i play the names.....

in the first race its maidens
they have never won
me betting on non winners seems to be about right
i bet my old numbers 512 they lose
next race
i look at the names my nephew name is on one horse
"the parties here" is another "queen nine" is another and then theres "reckless momma"

i love me some "reckless momma"s so that will be the value for love
"queen nine" seems like its poker named norse and my nephews name is on another steed
of course i have to bet on "party is here"

these are the only ones i see that speak to me so i bet them in combinations putting love on top of family the future and poker

the future wins the race, family takes second and a cleverly named horse SHRINKING VIOLET takes third with poker finishing fourth
true love was not in the picture!

i know that now
"shrinking violet" is a term ive heard come out of my uncles mouth.....
its got historic resonance
in this race i guess the move was to throw away love and bet on the family and my future

race 5 no real feelings bet fake feelings and lose cute name won,,,, file for future use

race 6 "beer is good" is my obvious choice..hes only 3-1 so i dont bet him straight i should have...my word association skills were stretching this race had no cosmic significance....
except to justify buying a case of beer with 20 bucks instead of wagering on a day that my mind is obviously clouded....

a veil, shielding the cosmic vibe from my vision, a fog of greed and shame and hope and beer

maybe a few more beers will help? that drunken muse has been pretty good to me at times

its hot as **** outside
i'm melting into a loser puddle
a man and woman walk by,
she grabs his arm to avoid my moisture,
"don't step in the loser honey," she urges "it will get all over your shoe-zees, you silly bunny."

race 7 more stretches....... time to go!

race 8 clear choice is the horse "artest" i again fail to bet on the clear word winner

its about now i start to develop the bad gambler diet plan
if we don't win we don't eat
hunger is supposed to focus the brain
starvation makes you smarter
gets you away from impulsive bets
only bet on the horse names that are clearly from the cosmic vibration that only you can see at the track
betting the cosmic winners
(and bad gambler diet plan)

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Old 12-11-2013, 04:28 PM   #4
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

You know that you are going to have to go through life with this being the name of your 2plus2 blog?
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Old 12-11-2013, 09:11 PM   #5
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

Good name for your prison band.
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Old 12-11-2013, 11:40 PM   #6
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

I for one am sick and tired of people attempting to be "clever" as if the dualism of Puns, rhetorical excursions and the using double entendres are a gift from god.

guess what, you aren't clever, creative or in any way inspiring.

how about if we go thru life with dignity and the content of our being as the measurement for success versus the level of "buzz".
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Old 12-12-2013, 01:07 AM   #7
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

It's an amazingly stupid name for anything.
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:28 PM   #8
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

I apologize for the tldr; nature of my posts,

how else would you describe the overabundance of kitty picture on the internet? kitty porn i thought... "kitty bombing" could be when you fill someones internet with dancing kitties... its all in the spelling... it was a fleeting thought, a bit of gossamer on the winds......

but I like to follow these fleeting thoughts to their conclusions
and I never quite Finnish
(get it?) anything
It's part of my hard-wired half irish half rasta half german clock-making genetic bloodline

Restart: /drive.blog.2+2.bloghaus.com

if you want to start a blogsite for pseudo german bloggers and anit-semetic stuff, feel free to start bloghaus.com and pay me some money and i can "pretend" to rant about non-germanic races to further the purposes of your delusion

if you et paid for it, its just a matter of pricing
how much does your dignity cost?

will you wear a dress for money chris rock? how about for a billion dollars?
for Oprah money?
the catch is that after he cashes the check the world banking system collapses and he lives with the ignominity of being an entertainer in a dress

anyway-
i keep veering off of the topic
the topic is 420
420 will be the maximum number of posts that i put here
its a nice round number
i have recently become alarmed that my old .09 posts a day has risen like the CO2 levels have
now I am at .15 posts a day?
i will be slowing my roll
it was a scary joy ride there for a while
ill go back to lurking and secretly judging you
secret judging i am fine with
swallowing your tongue is called manners

you aren't special
i ain't special
we are all made of the same intergalactic "santorum"
that frothy mix of lube, fecal remnants etc

I like to check you doodz out from time to time to catch a sparkling insight or two
sometimes i get sparked
i get sparked and head out to the barn and hitch my non-editing horses to the word plow
before you know it there's another 500 words of incomprehensible gobbledy-****
sorry about that
but know that 420 is my hard ceiling and REJOICE that you are less that 200 posts away from never having to read another alleged "insight"

i forgot why i started this?

oh yeah

hillbillies on border patrol, or hired by the NSA that would not understand that there were a couple different spellings and incarnations of the concept kitty porn
how horrible it would be to be in one of those places sketched so brilliantly by scott judge in idiocracy

im off again dear reader

the four queens is doing its job, i am sleepy, stay tuned for more enlightenment!

cant we all just get along?
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:32 PM   #9
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

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cant we all just get along?
sure... I don't see why not.
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:54 PM   #10
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Old 12-21-2013, 01:46 PM   #11
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Re: Would Kitty Porn be a great name for a band?

trying to make a living and doing the best i can
when its time for leaving, ihope you understand, cuz, i was born a rambling man

that steve martin bit is a classic, and so is the allman bros song,

are you sure you aren't also a PROFESSIONAL POSTER, pro poker?

People have always mistaken my EFFICIENCY for laziness

The rambling is just a record of the thoughtstreams as they flow from my fingaz

when i get the flow going good, i often break off into weird tangents that my muse tickles my imagination with and taunts me by ramping up the speed of the "insights" or whatever, words are my playground and when they fly from my fingers i sit and cackle and everything is right with the world

my problem is too many ideas, so i dump some of them here and scribble some of them in journals, maintain a blog or two and write FANTASTIC PROPOSALS for my writing services which every now and then bear fruit

im a big fan of low hanging fruit
two roads diverged in the forest
i took the path of least resistance
the one with the low hanging fruit
saving my energy for rugby
and then i got old

the low hanging fruit is gone now
the garden, trampled.
tender new shoots which manage to break thru the compacted soil are nibbled nightly by all manner of varmint.
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