I love Charity.

Give a sheep

WWF

The Butcher’s Guild

Morph's isn't a charity!

You might as well give it to Charity the stripper.

She would love it.

Speaking of, have you seen any strippers whilst Vegasing?

Just yer mom!

Wait... hang on a sec...

ITT SJ dates Fids wife/my mom

Charity works at Sapphire

Text me about hours motivation I may (or may not) have some helpful tips

I completely agree with this about On Writing being excellent. I need to reread it myself, my writing skills have diminished over time.

Approved for voting, as long as it isn't socialism...

I like it! Approved for voting.

Approved for voting, although I already follow the Iron Sheik on Twitter. I suppose that isn't enough.

Not clicking that.

I might have exactly one stripper story, from the Nit-tastic days. Another potential infamous "celebrity" encounter. I'll have to check on some old court records first to see if my assumption was possible.

Play your cards right and you might get both an XBox and a PS4 out of it.

Will do, brother.

It's a quick read. I'm finished already and wishing there was a sequel or something along those lines.

I still had to skip over his description of what happened to his body when that van ran him down. It was harrowing as hell. He's too damn good at writing about that sort of thing.

All right, I'm up at the crack of noon and ready for a new work week. I'm sick again, FFS. It started on Monday and hasn't let up much. I've never been a sickly person, although I suppose it was easier to dodge germs while I was working in a 3-person office for 12 years. Nowadays I get the trendiest cold and flu viruses from all over the world delivered directly to my fingertips.

For the sake of the other players, I can only hope that I'm past the contagious point. I've set a goal this week. I have to work, and like McDonald's managers tell their crew: if I'm well enough to lean, I'm well enough to clean

Glgl and hope you feel better soon Mr. SJ.

Whats with all the stripper talk?

Thanks WorldzMine! Cold medicine did enough of a trick on the symptoms to make the day bearable, and also less gross for the other players at the table.

There might be some content on strippers in the near future.

I had another Bus Incident last night. This time I wasn't the sensible guy using Psych 101 transactional analysis talk to deescalate the situation. This time, I was the heel for sure.

I'll try to write that up later today or tomorrow. For now I need a nap, as I woke up too damn early.

Bally's: 8 hours:
+$28

SHIP THE PEANUTS!

SJ is becoming the crazy guy on the bus.

fyp

SLAG OMC has arrived at the table and is opening all the hands and owning souls. He's on my left so I might need a table change

Ah he crushed enough souls and left, leaving me relatively uncrushed.

I’m at Bally’s now I guess I missed him.

I'm at table 2 now. Holla.

Table 5

Hmm. Cashing out now. I was the beardy middle aged dude who came over and checked out the table a minute ago. I don't recognize anyone I've played with before. Unless you're seat 7, then you were sitting next to me at table 2 before you moved.