Maybe a AAA or even a AA maglight?
Or a sharpie marker...not the cap end tho (the pocket clip could be problem)
Not sure what kind of girth you're after (does Maddie have big fingers?).
Since I play more video Games than I do anything else. I'll put my VG thoughts here.
To follow-up:
I'm leveling with spectral throw, and the build will only have me leveling with int/hp/es/dot nodes until 44-49 ish. I need a certain amount of points before it recommends the switch to using the main skills. Lol at much damage spectral throw doesn't do with any ias/damage mods.
I hit level 20, and I just switched to a shiversting. Making some progress, but it's nothing like when you're actually spec'ed for damage. I figure, I'll grind to max level in normal and then make the switch, whether it be at 40 or 44. I'm scared to imagine how bad ST is going to be in cruel. It can't be much worse than having 90% of my damage nodes.
I think if all else fails and I end up hating this build, it'll be easy to use my refund points to change her into a wander or something with EB/AA.
The game is Path of Exile. It's a successor to Diablo 2. It is free to play and very good, if you're into action rpg's.