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Maybe! I could do 1 pic a day or something. Pic when I poop.

i can do with one pic a day

Bored at work

Big ass hole

Anyone else here a big fan of Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel?

You're so old!

You pooped by a mustang?

JJ, probably drove around in one of these

My nanny had one, so I rode, rather than drove.

I come to work about 15-30 minutes late everyday, no one cares. I bring breakfast every morning, and I eat it at a normal speed. I don't do any work hardly while eating, I read 2p2 and reddit while eating. I spend anywhere from 30-60 minutes in the course of a day in the bathroom. I take a dump about an hour after breakfast and when I get back from lunch. Sometimes 2 dumps in the afternoon, my dumps generally take a minimum of 15 minutes due to browsing internet. I leave on time.

No one cares except 1 guy, and he's such a prick that no one listens to him, including the bosses.

Greetings from the bathroom.

3 poops a day seems excessive.
You may have a parasite

I has IBS

They make good cream soda
Their root beer is pretty good, too

So, are you saying that 'gravedigger' is a truck, not a wrestler?
The world makes little sense to me, now.

i gravedigger

Daisy's absence has become conspicuous...

Prepare an alibi

Rip

In pieces?

You probably wouldnt remember this but a long time ago we played starcraft 2 together for exactly one day, and i only wanted to play against the computers and then we just ran over them like 3-4 times. I was just curious if you remmber that. i remember because i played sc2 for like a week and then got super frustrated with how hard it is.

Anyway I wish you and your wife the best of luck.

I know you, weirdo :P
From omg.

Yah, I remember sc2. Game has a steep learning curve

Decided to come into work late today, like around 930. Start time is at 7.

I took care of everything before I left yesterday. I had zero emails at 630 am.
I received zero phone calls on my way to work. I'm thinking this is gonna be a nice way day.

Lol @ me.

I have 27 emails and every one of them is someone needing me to do something before 1pm.

Good times!

If you get in a jam like that again, you can always forward the emails to me.
I won't do anything, but being able to say you "handed that off to the Atlanta team" would give you some more outs or something.

#scapegoatze