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well yes i did.

she is a cartoon character. you need to seek help immediately for your condition.

and rocky cartoons are old and no way you would remember unless you are presently watching cartoons. there for do seek help.

12-10-2020 , 10:38 PM

#1053

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,966

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianTheprick2

I got takeout in Las Vegas and the woman who was working the front sounded exactly like Natasha Fatale. This enhanced the experience greatly.

I was playing PLO with a Russian girl in Vegas who thought she was God's gift to poker. I squeezed her out of a pot and she got angry. She looks at me and sneers, You have aces, right?

I said, "Say 'Moose and Squirrel' and I'll show you."

She says, "'Moosss und Skwirl?' what means this 'Moosss und Skwirl'?" and the table erupted.

12-10-2020 , 11:21 PM

#1054

Ray Zee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,920

rocky is a fraud. i admit i used to watch those two. but rocky is a girl. had a girls voice.
rocky cant fly. fly flying squirrels only glide from tree to tree. maybe up to a 100 yards.
ive had them at my feeder occasionally at night. only one ive ever seen during the day was in one of my birdhouses. he would look out at me if i came by with those big eyes. i told him he was trespassing in a birds house.

12-11-2020 , 07:34 AM

#1055

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phat Mack

I was trying to figure out how much would be appropriate to tip to ask her to say "moose and squirrel". She did call mat "my dear," which was close enough to the more apt "yes, darling" to warrant a fairly large tip.

12-11-2020 , 07:35 AM

#1056

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

I tried being an adult for a while. It didn't suit me.

12-11-2020 , 08:06 PM

#1057

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

Why the bad mood? Stop being such a curmudgeon! Perhaps this will cheer you up:

12-11-2020 , 08:47 PM

#1058

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,802

12-11-2020 , 09:33 PM

#1059

Ray Zee

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so sad to see grownups watching cartoons.

12-12-2020 , 01:26 AM

#1060

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,966

Quote:

Originally Posted by REDeYeS00

My granddaughter stole my Speed Racer iPhone cover. Just popped it off and took it. A couple of days later she brought me a Hello Kitty cover to replace it. Who does stuff like that? I was so proud of her. I really think America is in trouble.

12-12-2020 , 09:52 AM

#1061

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,097

12-12-2020 , 12:00 PM

#1062

Howard Treesong

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phat Mack

Disrespecting Speed Racer like that should be grounds for disownment.

12-12-2020 , 12:03 PM

#1063

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

Disrespecting Speed Racer like that should be grounds for disownment.

Taking from the old is a highly respectable trait. I now have hope for the future of our country

12-12-2020 , 01:20 PM

#1064

Ray Zee

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Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,920

my head is about to explode and you guys are equally all at fault.

12-12-2020 , 01:48 PM

#1065

golddog

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Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,715

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

so sad to see grownups watching cartoons.

Sounds like someone needs to be introduced to Rick and Morty.

Actually, I don't think it would be your sort of thing, Ray, but I find it funny in all the wrong ways.

12-12-2020 , 06:31 PM

#1066

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

It's not serious - Life is a cartoon Ray. I would think by now you would know that. Just ask Phat Mac for verification. Or sea* below:

*word pun intended.

12-12-2020 , 07:16 PM

#1067

Ray Zee

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Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,920

i listen to car tunes every time im out and about. pun intended

12-13-2020 , 12:09 AM

#1068

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,966

Quote:

Originally Posted by golddog

Sounds like someone needs to be introduced to Rick and Morty.

This may very well be the POTY. And it's 2020!

12-14-2020 , 06:08 PM

#1069

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,243

Original Flintstones pilot. It was meant for adults.

12-21-2020 , 03:39 PM

#1070

golddog

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,715

Ray, if you ever happen to find yourself in Cut Bank, here's a nice little deli I found this summer:

Garden of Eat In.

12-21-2020 , 07:47 PM

#1071

Ray Zee

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Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,920

cool old flintstones video mike, thanks for that.

12-21-2020 , 07:54 PM

#1072

Ray Zee

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Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,920

golddog i rarely get to cutbank anymore since i quit hunting.

but we got great places to eat in kalispell and whitefish. if you come and im in town ill take you to breakfast or lunch.
or find yourself on the north coast of oregon.

12-22-2020 , 10:52 AM

#1073

golddog

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Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,715

I stopped into Moose's Saloon in Kalispell last time I was up there (3 or 4 summers ago), that was nice, good pizza.

If we're ever allowed to travel again and I'm up that way, will give a shout.

Likewise if you're ever in Denver, look me up.