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Originally Posted by BrianTheprick2
I got takeout in Las Vegas and the woman who was working the front sounded exactly like Natasha Fatale. This enhanced the experience greatly.
I was playing PLO with a Russian girl in Vegas who thought she was God's gift to poker. I squeezed her out of a pot and she got angry. She looks at me and sneers, You have aces, right?
I said, "Say 'Moose and Squirrel' and I'll show you."
She says, "'Moosss und Skwirl?' what means this 'Moosss und Skwirl'?" and the table erupted.