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08-05-2016 , 09:36 PM

#1326

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

if i was moderator of any forum on this site you would be permanently ip banned rn

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08-05-2016 , 10:47 PM

#1327

HomelessInSeattle

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 204

Yo, I was in here 'cause the chicks are hot as ****ing ****. I'll stay out. Again, weird spot. My fault.

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08-05-2016 , 11:29 PM

#1328

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

permanent

ip

ban

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08-05-2016 , 11:34 PM

#1329

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

defcon levels range from 1 to 5, with 5 being the level of least preparedness and 1 being the most extreme and dangerous level. i've already discussed this system so extensively itt that i'm just really disgusted by you rn. i'm discussted.

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08-06-2016 , 02:33 AM

#1330

HomelessInSeattle

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 204

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Then I'd go like 4.5ish, give or take..... My fault for lying about staying out of the hottie blog... I need to pay more attention.

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08-06-2016 , 05:45 AM

#1331

Howard Treesong

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,681

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Originally Posted by HomelessInSeattle

I rate her as annoying defcon 8.73. Seems boring as ****.

What is her name?

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08-06-2016 , 04:19 PM

#1332

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

so, in order to satisfy a personal debt i owe spaceman Bryce, i'm going to create an original series of political haikus based on my bovada chat rants, where i take on the character of a wildly misinformed and fervent donald trump supporter who chooses to unleash his impotent rage on anonymous bovada tournament hold'them players.

idk how many there will be. 10? it'll probably be about 10 from now to november. no, 90. 90 political haikus, all bigly supportive of donald trump before the election? that's almost an impossible task. only an elite artist who almost graduated a really good art school could pull off a stunt like that.

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08-06-2016 , 04:39 PM

#1333

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

1. DONALD TRUMP WILL BUILD ONLINE CASINOS

LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
THEY WILL BE SO BIG AND GOOD
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT

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08-06-2016 , 04:59 PM

#1334

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

2.
SO GOOD AT BUSINESS
BEST WITH MAKING BIG DEALS
HILLARY DEVIL

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08-06-2016 , 05:03 PM

#1335

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

3.
BUILD A HIGH WALL NOW
KEEP OUT THE BAD, SAFETY FIRST
GOLD TEN MILES TALL

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08-06-2016 , 05:09 PM

#1336

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

4.

AMERICA WEAK NOW
OFFENSIVE NUCLEAR STRIKE
BYE BYE ENEMIES

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08-07-2016 , 05:04 PM

#1337

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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08-13-2016 , 05:27 PM

#1338

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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08-14-2016 , 09:53 AM

#1339

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Yep, I'm definitely NOT reading this private blog.

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08-14-2016 , 04:19 PM

#1340

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

million dollar ideas:

train michael phelps to pitch baseball. with his strength and long arms he should theoretically throw a ball 130 miles per hour. then just cash in on whatever 10% of 100 million a year is

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08-14-2016 , 11:52 PM

#1341

marke.

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 426

I know it's not my place to add such suggestions but your last idea got me thinking, and quite frankly who couldn't do with another mill?
How about we setup a human "hungry hippo" type arena sport where players use hands to scoop balls into a goal. In 2-3 years max it's now grown into an internationally televised league, and thenn we bring out new n improved Phelpsy with his super quick freakingishly long arms n quite simply just bank

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08-15-2016 , 12:15 AM

#1342

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

do you care about me making a million dollars at all? get serious or get out of the private blog.

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08-15-2016 , 12:33 AM

#1343

marke.

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 426

I do feel I owe you for the quality b&v you've pm'd me and I was 100% sincere with my idea and offer for you to be a part of the Hungry Humans empire I propose.
I'm a lil offended you dismissed it so quickly to be quite honest but oh well don't say I dint try

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08-15-2016 , 12:37 AM

#1344

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

you're banned. i don't pm and i have no interest in scamming people in a rigged game of hungry hungry alec baldwins which you didn't even invent.

lifetime ban

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08-15-2016 , 12:42 AM

#1345

Howard Treesong

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,681

I support the lifetime ban

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08-15-2016 , 01:01 AM

#1346

marke.

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 426

This makes me sad but I shall adhere to the ruling.
I was not aware of the Alec Baldwins previous attempt.
Howard should get ban just fir being suck up.
Out. Crying somewhere.