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11-06-2013 , 03:42 AM
11-07-2013 , 09:19 PM
dear diary,

sorry for the no updates, but i've been deeply contemplating the reality of a 26 minute youtube review of the 1980 prison buddy comedy Stir Crazy.
11-09-2013 , 02:17 AM
note to future self:

next time you wake up disoriented in a hospital bed, pretend you have amnesia. at least for a little while.
11-10-2013 , 11:43 PM
I think staring at glowing rectangles all day every day for the last 10 years is starting to **** me up.
11-14-2013 , 11:19 PM
I'm real busy right now and I don't have time to write a lengthy blog post about the time I met my childhood hero Jan Michael Vincent. I was on the second level of a major university library, meandering about between areas, soliciting $20 addys and picking through unattended backpacks, when an older man's voice confidentially announced he'll "buy every goddamn adderall in this library" and before I could freak out about him being a cop I looked him dead in the face and saw his serene image playing a cello on a dock in the American television classic Airwolf. We immediately snorted my supplies and began threatening nearby librarygoers with chairs and books. we're going to ride our dirt bikes through a local golfcourse right now but unless something really crazy illegal happens, I'll post the full tr for my nonfake-amnesia logs later tonight.
11-18-2013 , 03:29 PM
it doesn't look like amazon is going to ship xbox ones on day 1. they haven't contacted me yet and it's gonna be so cold in the d this friday. fuxbox
11-18-2013 , 03:40 PM
get a PS4
11-19-2013 , 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay Private Blog **DO NOT READ**
get a PS4
We're not supposed to read this.
11-19-2013 , 04:11 PM
11-22-2013 , 02:48 PM
europa universalis iv is the best game of nearly 4 centuries
11-22-2013 , 05:23 PM
when Eisenhower was in the White House he probably called it the Dwight House.

I would have.
11-23-2013 , 04:43 AM
frivolous **** to buy when doj pays me back:

the secret base from The Andromeda Strain
11-25-2013 , 03:17 AM
the electronics in my estate only behave strangely after I've been up for a few days obsessing about them. I suspect this is part of their plan to discredit me.
11-25-2013 , 05:10 PM
You need tinfoil.

If I make a gimmick account and you die, will you leave me your avatar?
11-26-2013 , 02:51 AM
if I ever die, I want my avatar cremated.
11-27-2013 , 09:27 AM
11-27-2013 , 03:54 PM
whoa whoa whoa:

bitcoins are worth WHAT now?? fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml
11-27-2013 , 06:23 PM
11-27-2013 , 09:48 PM
pour out last bit of listerine on the floor of the garage,

next time I open the door to chuck out trash-- "that's what I'm talkin about"
11-30-2013 , 06:45 PM
Originally Posted by gambit8888 Private Blog **DO NOT READ**
if america has taught me anything, it's that you can be as big of an asshjle as you want, IF you're absolutely amazing at something. me?, i try to start from the end and work my way backwards into greatness. i think achieving it this way makes me appreciate it all the more.

stop reading my private blog.

stop trashing whitney houston on my boards.
12-01-2013 , 04:17 PM
new thing to do instead of getting my life together:

the chat room on is completely packed with absolutely ruthless trolls and people freaking out 24/7. it's better than horse racing, it's better than sports betting, it's better than tv, it's even better than hbo. find a way to start chatting there.
12-01-2013 , 04:30 PM
this look worse than the youtube comment section
12-01-2013 , 10:18 PM

TYVM on the EUIV tip. Greatest game ever.