dear diary,

sorry for the no updates, but i've been deeply contemplating the reality of a 26 minute youtube review of the 1980 prison buddy comedy Stir Crazy.

note to future self:

next time you wake up disoriented in a hospital bed, pretend you have amnesia. at least for a little while.

I think staring at glowing rectangles all day every day for the last 10 years is starting to **** me up.

I'm real busy right now and I don't have time to write a lengthy blog post about the time I met my childhood hero Jan Michael Vincent. I was on the second level of a major university library, meandering about between areas, soliciting $20 addys and picking through unattended backpacks, when an older man's voice confidentially announced he'll "buy every goddamn adderall in this library" and before I could freak out about him being a cop I looked him dead in the face and saw his serene image playing a cello on a dock in the American television classic Airwolf. We immediately snorted my supplies and began threatening nearby librarygoers with chairs and books. we're going to ride our dirt bikes through a local golfcourse right now but unless something really crazy illegal happens, I'll post the full tr for my nonfake-amnesia logs later tonight.

it doesn't look like amazon is going to ship xbox ones on day 1. they haven't contacted me yet and it's gonna be so cold in the d this friday. fuxbox

get a PS4

We're not supposed to read this.

europa universalis iv is the best game of nearly 4 centuries

when Eisenhower was in the White House he probably called it the Dwight House.

I would have.

frivolous **** to buy when doj pays me back:

the secret base from The Andromeda Strain

the electronics in my estate only behave strangely after I've been up for a few days obsessing about them. I suspect this is part of their plan to discredit me.

You need tinfoil.

If I make a gimmick account and you die, will you leave me your avatar?

if I ever die, I want my avatar cremated.

whoa whoa whoa:

bitcoins are worth WHAT now?? fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml

pour out last bit of listerine on the floor of the garage,

next time I open the door to chuck out trash-- "that's what I'm talkin about"

if america has taught me anything, it's that you can be as big of an asshjle as you want, IF you're absolutely amazing at something. me?, i try to start from the end and work my way backwards into greatness. i think achieving it this way makes me appreciate it all the more.

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stop reading my private blog.

stop trashing whitney houston on my boards.

new thing to do instead of getting my life together:

the chat room on http://markets.blockchain.info/markets/mtgox/USD is completely packed with absolutely ruthless trolls and people freaking out 24/7. it's better than horse racing, it's better than sports betting, it's better than tv, it's even better than hbo. find a way to start chatting there.

this look worse than the youtube comment section

ScreaminBoobs,

TYVM on the EUIV tip. Greatest game ever.