Certainly not reading.

menu items for my million dollar hipster restaurant idea where everyone pretends to love stupid awful food combinations because they're stupid idiots:

**kale on the side of everything**

upturned waffle cone ice cream on general tso's chicken

cheesecake with raw egg and ketchup

Oreos in tomato sauce with sirrachia and deviled eggs

Cheerios with raw egg baby carrots and cinnamon

hollowed out pineapple filled with potato salad and jalepenos with quarter tomato garnish

deep dish pizza covered in mac&cheese with cashews and peach slices

spaghetti and sunflower seeds with cherries and ranch dressing

French fries with bacon bits in cool whip

fudge brownies with tartar sauce, ham and sliced tomatoes

white pasta and m&m's with mustard

mini hot dogs in oatmeal with relish and mustard

corn on the cob with chocolate frosting, honey, and pistachios

half raw onion on crackers covered in chocolate sauce

French toast grilled cheese

million dollar ideas:

choose your own adventure youtube videos

million dollar ideas:

live action thundercats movie. but a dark, Christopher Nolan style reboot. featuring Michael K Williams as Snarf