I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.
blog weB log blog it's like a log that you send out to the web, like a captain's log that you send to starfleet command, but to the web, and about anything, it's not on the record. well, it is, but it isn't.
the last thing i want is to get my life together and to be some postdoctorate lab jockey just hating life like a douchebag.
inspired by franjamesfranco i'm gonna start doling out life tips
life tip #1: eating:
basically, i start out by eating cereal until all my spoons are used and in the sink. then, i order take out until all my forks are in the sink. THEN i just make toast with butter or jam until my knives are all dirty and in the sink. then i do the dishes. see you next time.