Tucson was originally an italian colony, they started out calling it new tuscany but everybody else at the time was doing 'new____' names for colonies, plus the fact that there's no italian word for 'new', meant it had to be Tuscon.

psh quoted the wrong one. i'm insulted, and that faux pas just got you ****in blogbanned bro. DON'T COME BACK

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german paratroopers are feared opponents on the battlefield. they start out as fighter pilots, doing dogfight maneuvers and bombing runs, securing air superiority. then, after they run out of fuel from pulling like 8 g's for an hour straight, they eject and start skydiving while snipering targets on the ground. the next step is variable depending on the paratrooper's style: some will pull their chutes and use the time to perform two-handed maneuvers like throwing dozens of grenades at targets below, while many others choose to engage the ground and trees at terminal velocity, cushioning the force of their fall with natural toughness and german-engineered bmw/hugoboss body armor.

That's actually both very accurate (aside from the fact that paratroopers aren't pilots) as confidential information. Where did you get the from?

well they aren't very good pilots, i've never seen em land one

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