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09-14-2013 , 03:47 PM
Bread and Butter >>> Fish and Chips imo
09-17-2013 , 02:30 AM
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Aaaaaaannnnnnnd it's gone.
09-17-2013 , 03:47 PM
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY:

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09-21-2013 , 08:47 PM
frivolous **** to buy when doj pays me back:

an Instant Hot hot water faucet, with which i will create TRULY INSTANT instant oatmeal. my mind races with the timesaving possibilities.
09-27-2013 , 03:52 PM
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BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
You misspelled the twenty-second "BILL."
09-28-2013 , 01:50 AM
09-28-2013 , 01:34 PM
note to future self:

devise a method to run milk through an Instant Hot hot water faucet.

EDIT: without ruining the filter

EDIT: fresh milk

EDIT: forget it
09-29-2013 , 03:36 AM
note to future self:

so there's this girl on mfc with the handle RashidaJones, and she looks exactly like Rashida Jones (quincy jones' daughter from the office and from being a nurse on that newer version of the office where aubrey plaza is constantly staring directly at the camera), to the point where when i opened the channel, instead of being like, "wow this chick looks a lot like Rashida Jones", i was like, "wtf is Rashida Jones doing on mfc?? is she promoting some hbo show??"
Spoiler:
10-01-2013 , 11:42 AM
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note to future self:

so there's this girl on mfc with the handle RashidaJones, and she looks exactly like Rashida Jones (quincy jones' daughter from the office and from being a nurse on that newer version of the office where aubrey plaza is constantly staring directly at the camera), to the point where when i opened the channel, instead of being like, "wow this chick looks a lot like Rashida Jones", i was like, "wtf is Rashida Jones doing on mfc?? is she promoting some hbo show??"
Spoiler:
Cute face small tits small ass, hittit after 2 beers, reduce to 1 if she is mega slutty
10-03-2013 , 01:28 PM
potential signs of stroke:

there's suddenly a strong smell of baked brownies in my home but i haven't baked brownies or even had any brownies in this house in years
10-03-2013 , 08:59 PM
frivolous **** to buy when doj pays me back:

commission an oil painting of napoleon; topless. for that spot over the fireplace in the study

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 10-03-2013 at 09:07 PM.
10-04-2013 , 07:46 PM
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million dollar ideas future technology animated gif tattoo idea:

thomas magnum wearing a baseball cap with a picture of thomas magnum wearing that same baseball cap on his baseball cap, into infinity.
oversized, across my back, on like a loop as if you're falling into a thomas magnum's hat dimension through a portal on my back
10-04-2013 , 08:42 PM
why can't tattooists administer pain relieving drugs or even use that fantastic gas? their **** is way more painful than a dentist's. plus the psychedelic effects might boost their creativity and make them work even BETTER. #sighbama
10-06-2013 , 04:17 AM
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Cute face small tits small ass, hittit after 2 beers, reduce to 1 if she is mega slutty
nope, she's perfect. she's an 11; a 10 who spends all day in front of the computer. and she makes bank doing it cause loads of dummies inexplicably love donating. she's basically an even hotter mickey peterson. like i said, perfect woman.
10-07-2013 , 07:37 PM
note to future self:

douchebag is now censored on bovada. rip chatbox
10-07-2013 , 07:57 PM
nvm, ****bird is still well in play
10-07-2013 , 08:13 PM
Tess Ellen
10-09-2013 , 03:05 PM
decrees for when I'm king of America:

Washington will be able to keep their team name The Redskins, but Mississippi will be given an even more terrifying mascot for their professional sports teams: The Mississippi White Slaveowners.

also an immediate ban on all non-terrifying mascots. get with it, sports.
10-11-2013 , 11:20 PM
conspiracy theories that are actually real:

bud light printed the label on this case of bud light platinum blurry on purpose, to warn me about how drunk it'll get me later.
10-13-2013 , 02:57 AM
conspiracy theories that are actually real:

my plot to manipulate the mods into removing all the popular blogs from the subforum has gotten off to a smashing success. one down.
10-13-2013 , 02:47 PM
10-14-2013 , 02:25 AM
when i die, i wanna go out the same way i came into this world: in a spaceship battle 200 years from now, on ecstasy.
10-14-2013 , 10:55 PM
note to future self:

become an expert Go player then get the rest of my life together by next monday
10-14-2013 , 11:46 PM
****, it's almost tuesday

      
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