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09-14-2013 , 03:47 PM

#51

gambit8888

Lack'n in some direction

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Bread and Butter >>> Fish and Chips imo

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09-15-2013 , 03:06 PM

#52

ScreaminAsian

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pasting in case nsa wipes the internet of truth again:

AP: Dennis Rodman dons his early-1990s wedding dress and marries NK leader Kim Jong Un in elaborate ceremony

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09-17-2013 , 02:30 AM

#53

Wetdog

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,389

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

pasting in case nsa wipes the internet of truth again:

AP: Dennis Rodman dons his early-1990s wedding dress and marries NK leader Kim Jong Un in elaborate ceremony

Aaaaaaannnnnnnd it's gone.

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09-17-2013 , 03:47 PM

#54

ScreaminAsian

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BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY:

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09-21-2013 , 08:47 PM

#55

ScreaminAsian

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frivolous **** to buy when doj pays me back:

an Instant Hot hot water faucet, with which i will create TRULY INSTANT instant oatmeal. my mind races with the timesaving possibilities.

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09-27-2013 , 03:52 PM

#56

Reverse_Centaur

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 335

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

You misspelled the twenty-second "BILL."

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09-28-2013 , 01:50 AM

#57

San Hoser

journeyman

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Sub

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09-28-2013 , 01:34 PM

#58

ScreaminAsian

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note to future self:

devise a method to run milk through an Instant Hot hot water faucet.

EDIT: without ruining the filter

EDIT: fresh milk

EDIT: forget it

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09-29-2013 , 03:36 AM

#59

ScreaminAsian

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note to future self:

so there's this girl on mfc with the handle RashidaJones, and she looks exactly like Rashida Jones (quincy jones' daughter from the office and from being a nurse on that newer version of the office where aubrey plaza is constantly staring directly at the camera), to the point where when i opened the channel, instead of being like, "wow this chick looks a lot like Rashida Jones", i was like, "wtf is Rashida Jones doing on mfc?? is she promoting some hbo show??"

Spoiler:

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10-01-2013 , 11:42 AM

#60

mugzejj

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 156

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Spoiler:

Cute face small tits small ass, hittit after 2 beers, reduce to 1 if she is mega slutty

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10-03-2013 , 01:28 PM

#61

ScreaminAsian

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potential signs of stroke:

there's suddenly a strong smell of baked brownies in my home but i haven't baked brownies or even had any brownies in this house in years

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10-03-2013 , 08:59 PM

#62

ScreaminAsian

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frivolous **** to buy when doj pays me back:

commission an oil painting of napoleon; topless. for that spot over the fireplace in the study

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 10-03-2013 at 09:07 PM.

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10-04-2013 , 07:46 PM

#63

ScreaminAsian

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

million dollar ideas future technology animated gif tattoo idea:

thomas magnum wearing a baseball cap with a picture of thomas magnum wearing that same baseball cap on his baseball cap, into infinity.

oversized, across my back, on like a loop as if you're falling into a thomas magnum's hat dimension through a portal on my back

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10-04-2013 , 08:42 PM

#64

ScreaminAsian

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why can't tattooists administer pain relieving drugs or even use that fantastic gas? their **** is way more painful than a dentist's. plus the psychedelic effects might boost their creativity and make them work even BETTER. #sighbama

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10-06-2013 , 04:17 AM

#65

ScreaminAsian

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Originally Posted by mugzejj

Cute face small tits small ass, hittit after 2 beers, reduce to 1 if she is mega slutty

nope, she's perfect. she's an 11; a 10 who spends all day in front of the computer. and she makes bank doing it cause loads of dummies inexplicably love donating. she's basically an even hotter mickey peterson. like i said, perfect woman.

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10-07-2013 , 07:37 PM

#66

ScreaminAsian

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note to future self:

douchebag is now censored on bovada. rip chatbox

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10-07-2013 , 07:57 PM

#67

ScreaminAsian

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nvm, ****bird is still well in play

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10-07-2013 , 08:13 PM

#68

Brock Landers

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Tess Ellen

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10-09-2013 , 03:05 PM

#69

ScreaminAsian

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decrees for when I'm king of America:

Washington will be able to keep their team name The Redskins, but Mississippi will be given an even more terrifying mascot for their professional sports teams: The Mississippi White Slaveowners.

also an immediate ban on all non-terrifying mascots. get with it, sports.

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10-11-2013 , 11:20 PM

#70

ScreaminAsian

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conspiracy theories that are actually real:

bud light printed the label on this case of bud light platinum blurry on purpose, to warn me about how drunk it'll get me later.

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10-13-2013 , 02:57 AM

#71

ScreaminAsian

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conspiracy theories that are actually real:

my plot to manipulate the mods into removing all the popular blogs from the subforum has gotten off to a smashing success. one down.