i had always planned on starting out this way, because it gives me an extra edge that nobody else has: the keys that will end up being absolutely essential to my ultimate victory. i now hold them.

update on motorcycle fund?

i didn't even log my last 2 sessions because it's ****ing pointless, i'm done. this is stupid, motorcycles are stupid. they're dangerous. so now i can never buy a motorcycle because now it'll cost me more than twice as much as it would cost a normal person, all because i jinxed myself but MORE LIKELY because somebody read about it who wasn't supposed to. but **** it, i'm over it. the roads are ****in ****ty here for a motorcycle plus it's just a stupid purchase, and i'd have to get like insurance, now it's a.. no, no, i'm gonna toss this whole experiment up to the universe, take the experience and embrace it fully, just let the shooting glass cut into my face and arms while the mercury flows over me, into my eyes nose and mouth and i become molten metal mario, extra tough, basically invincible mario, like a terminator-destroying future robot come to ruin everybody's day through masterful holdem playing, without setting specific short term goals.



and i can just pretend i got it and crashed it and realized how precious life is and vowed to never ride a motorcycle again. that's a good lesson.

hi screaming asian

howdy, friend.

now don't be readin this blog now, yahear?

this pages takes 8 billion years to load on my computer

the y axis is my satisfaction with canned peaches, and the x axis is time.

the hashmarks on the x axis indicate, from left to right following chronologically:

1. opening the can

2. first bite

3. realizing the can is still 4/5 full

it's worth the wait tho

June was an abject failure, but July will be the example by which all future months will be modeled after

note to future self: invest in urban horse infrastructure. the future was already written

ya it's part of a special mental condition called being a worthless sack of ****

^ 2:1 says PSUMike would not dispute this.

2 big 4 me