note to future self:
get my life together tomorrow. no more pretending to be retired and shopping for motorcycles, start a new motorcycle fund and buy it with new money. right now i'm looking at a bmw s1000r coming out to around 21k usd. this will be pitifully easy for me, seeing as i'm a poker champion, many times over, i've literally won several holdem tournaments on the biggest poker room in history, so i'm basically a poker expert.
STARTING TOMORROW