ScreaminAmerican wouldn't fit, in case you were wondering

ok, new page, new starts. starting right ****ing now: brand new life

steam is down

what does that even mean?

how dare they preempt Zakaria for 370 coverage 2 goddamn weeks in a row

.....yeah, you lost me

I need to get my life together starting 6am tomorrow

steam is down

two of my best friends just quit their jobs to be on heroin full time. i'll probably be fine

so i rewatched the whole series to see where that guy with the burns was from, and i still have no idea. wtf edith???

sn ideas:

UltraPutin

FourthRome

maybe if i drink a few beers i'll do the laundry

the only thing stopping me from doing laundry, is my not being drunk enough

i've been out of dishes for 2 days


laundry is still pending

TIGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

so, my friends and i have this legend, well it's more of a dream. i wouldn't call it a pipe dream though because that's a little on the nose. but the dream is that one day we just FIND a huge stash of drugs. and we know that that's how a lot of movies start that always very logically end with the dudes that find the drugs getting killed violently because of it. but our twist, is, see, that we'd be the perfect group to have this happen to us because we'd TOTALLY get away with it, because nobody is gonna have a clue we've got the **** because we'd be getting auswitz'd, never leaving the house for any reason, resorting to ramen noodles once every other day until, well until the stash is gone, really, i think that's how all those rat studies ended.

but it makes sense, cause, listen, you could just sell it. you could just sell the fish. OR you could use the fish to create more fish, like jesus taught us. if you look at it, the giant hypothetical pile of it, and see it as FUEL, that you will use to be amazing at online poker and europa universalis iv, thus making you even MORE money, like an investment, THEN you've unlocked the true potential within your own mind. jesus was the warren buffet of his time.