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02-07-2014 , 09:17 PM
million dollar ideas:

posting handwritten notes on random hotel room room doors reading: "come on in, i'm dead."
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02-09-2014 , 12:04 AM
new olympic event:

speed skating with pistol shooting
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02-09-2014 , 01:35 AM
private blog views have eclipsed post count for the first time. JUST LIKE THAT OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID.
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02-10-2014 , 09:45 AM
You're still off the podium tho.
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02-10-2014 , 03:49 PM
million dollar ideas:

start a mexican drug transport service named Harvey Cartel
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02-10-2014 , 06:48 PM
if i try to read this blog i may be banned?
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02-10-2014 , 09:04 PM
"war is hell"
-Sherman

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"sex is hell"
-Sherman

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"this icecream cake is hell"
-Sherman

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"the new Jay-Z album is hell"
-Sherman

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Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 02-10-2014 at 09:09 PM.
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02-11-2014 , 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
million dollar ideas:

posting handwritten notes on random hotel room room doors reading: "come on in, i'm dead."
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02-12-2014 , 03:06 PM
the four elemental hockeys:

ice

air

field

fire
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02-13-2014 , 08:28 PM
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you're right, this is gonna cost me way less than a million dollars. it's more of a hundred dollar idea
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02-13-2014 , 08:30 PM
Is op Tao Lin? Reads like him
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02-14-2014 , 07:32 PM
my best attempt at poland yet:



from the baltic to the black to the mediterranean, having just integrated hungary and with lithuania in a personal union under me.

then i combined poland and lithuania to become the commonwealth and kicked some more ass, i think i didn't lose a single war until the mid 18th century, but then austria took a piece of me and i took an unsuccessful stab back, then i amazingly inherited the throne of russia but my king was ****in 66 years old and his heir died and he died and russia chose their own king fml what a nation

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02-14-2014 , 11:23 PM
Prussia is still alive though. I am disappoint.
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02-16-2014 , 04:13 PM
i've got the flu or a cold or something and i can't do anything except get high and play eu4. so this is right after i released my vijayanagar protectorate and took almost all of their costal provinces:


****in portugal and ireland each have provinces on the coastline, and vijayanagar still owns ceylon and they're super vulnerable. i'll need to declare war on ireland before england does cause she has claims on the entire coastline and has a base in the maldives. portugal is allied with ireland right now so maybe i can take 2 birds with the same stone maybe not. but i'll give up half of spain to control the entire indian coastline
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02-16-2014 , 06:50 PM
****ing ****, couldn't pull it out in time



personal best tho

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02-17-2014 , 11:05 AM
what game is this you are playing?
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02-18-2014 , 08:42 AM
Europa Universalis 4
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02-18-2014 , 09:25 PM
it's a government simulator where you can lead any nation through the most interesting period of human history, 1444 to 1820 ad. in my experience, every nation except spain is really ****ty.

except when they're involved in land battles with france, then france totally owns spain. and for some reason even when i try to play as austria everybody west of me kicks my ass, but when i'm playing as anyone else from either side of the rhine i get my ass handed to me by austria because austria is like #1 historically, i mean look at these ****in summer houses:

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if america has taught me anything about winning, those summer houses belonged to winners.

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02-19-2014 , 09:07 PM
note to future self:

there's an impending clown shortage. meaning the price of clowns will inevitably skyrocket.

BUY CLOWNS
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02-20-2014 , 08:31 PM
this page is already like a million megabytes so, this is a wallpaper



it's gonna start costing you ****ers real dollars in data overages if you insist on continuing to read this private blog
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02-20-2014 , 08:42 PM
i mean i'm here f5ing the page all day trying to get the most views, cause i don't get you idiots, like, what's more interesting than this?

but whatever, you win. starting tomorrow i'm gonna get my whole thread together, i'm gonna start recounting incredible fake stories about adventures from my past, incredible fake stories about interacting with real life people IN PERSON in the present, and hundreds of photographs of my dilapidating estate, documenting its fall into inescapable disrepair. it's almost roman ruins at this point. i'm like the romans around 1444, basically completely ****ed right now, and also, "coincidentally" surrounded by arabs.
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02-20-2014 , 09:17 PM
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02-20-2014 , 10:02 PM
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02-22-2014 , 12:34 AM

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02-24-2014 , 10:13 PM
million dollar ideas:

fried chicken shop. call it Marco Pollo
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