Captain's Blog: stardate august tenth
before i remembered about the mission i was wandering the grounds of my palatial estate observing the local wildlife when i came across what appeared to me to be a native agave fruit.
and upon closer inspection, i saw it had bloomed several telltale agave peppers.
and after wandering about the grounds a few hours longer it occurred to me: we're over 2000 miles from the mohave desert and don't they make the tequila out of the leaves? where do the peppers come in? what am i thinking of? and THEN it occurred to me that maybe the peppers might be toxic. but maybe just the right kind of toxic to where i can have a spirit quest which would be PERFECT for a spa vacation. and how did the native midwesterners live every day? by eating any damn thing that looks suspicious and trying to get on another spirit quest cause they didn't have tv or internet so you
know that **** was horrible.
but of course there's always the chance when eating things that can grow despite the massive amount of pesticides i rain down on this place, that the plant is stronger than i am and that's why i'm posting these pictures in my private blog: in hopes that whatever team dr house has working for him manages to break into my house, crack the encryption on my laptop, find the hidden partition and break the double encryption on THAT, read my blog and diagnose my ass just in the nick of time. **** yeah!
Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 08-10-2013 at 07:38 PM.