Thanks for the feedback, guys!
The weekend got off to a fantastic start. I played in the park with my daughter on Saturday morning and we had a great time. When I get back to the house my wife sends me to Subway to get lunch. I, of course, make a stop at the beer store on the way to Subway. There were two cans of Bud left in the fridge and I should kill those before I take a break from booze for a while. The problem is that two cans are just two cans. So...I buy an 18 pack of Bud for the weekend!
Cut to...popping open beer after beer throughout Saturday afternoon and evening. It was so relaxing lounging on the couch with a cold bud watching the Belmont then the hockey game. All my cares melting away. Cut to...Sunday morning waking up on the couch...half eaten plate of take out middle eastern food on the tv tray in front of me. We had middle eastern food last night? I don't remember that. Who won the hockey game? I go to the fridge. Only 4 bottles left! I drank 14 beers last night? No, I drank 14 out of the 18 pack plus the two that were already in the fridge from before. So I actually drank 16 beers last night!
Wife comes over and says, "thanks for embarrassing me last night in front of the neighbors." Me: "What? What are you talking about?" Wife: "You came downstairs in a rage and yelled at me because I wasn't answering your call. I was in front of the house chatting with our neighbor and you totally embarrassed me by yelling like an *******." Me: "What? I don't remember that at all! Who ordered middle eastern food?" Wife: "You did. And you passed out while you were in the middle of eating it."
Might as well kill the last four beers for breakfast!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA