She's so far out of my league that it would be like you playing ping pong against Timo Boll.

But maybe i could impress her with my skills and my cool emotional problems.

don't talk to her about your emotional problems (if you really have ones)

Have you joined a ping pong club yet?

I'm a member of one of the most exclusive ping pong clubs on the Island. So exclusive it only has three members.

Yous just play Winner stays on?

yeah.

true story, they just mentioned my island on Archer. I feel so famous.

Whenever I point out to my sister how close she is to IoM, her response is "where?"

I would like to meet this sister of yours and show her. I could be like her tour guide.

How much does the ferry from Lancaster cost? She really likes being on the sea. Do you got any sea nearby on IoM?

There is no ferry from Lancaster. Ferry from Liverpool is probably about £30 or something. The good news is we are literally surrounded by sea I mean I saw the sea just this morning. That's how close it is.

Sorry, it's the Heysham Ferry. Just looked like Lancaster on the map. That's closer for her than Liverpool. From her place the trip to Douglass and the trip to Dublin are both exactly 5hrs 1min. You probably don't really want to meet her though. She's at least twice your age.

She should just go to Dublin then, a lot more to see and do.

Easy lad...

I have never been to europe.

You should go visit my sister. She has a spare room

Id like to meet ilovedonks. You'd think he'd get his ass over here. It's only like an hour away.

Pics of sister.

I'd like to meet him, too.

Come on down, we'll all go bowling.

I see you're afraid to ping-pong me!

I would like to meet idonks too.

I want to meet Bryce
Not on some goatse euro island, but in #USA#1

I used to tell quite a lot of stories, and even though I was being rather liberal with the truth when I told them, my life was still more exciting back then. I don't really have many stories these days.