There is no ferry from Lancaster. Ferry from Liverpool is probably about £30 or something. The good news is we are literally surrounded by sea I mean I saw the sea just this morning. That's how close it is.
Sorry, it's the Heysham Ferry. Just looked like Lancaster on the map. That's closer for her than Liverpool. From her place the trip to Douglass and the trip to Dublin are both exactly 5hrs 1min. You probably don't really want to meet her though. She's at least twice your age.
I used to tell quite a lot of stories, and even though I was being rather liberal with the truth when I told them, my life was still more exciting back then. I don't really have many stories these days.