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11-03-2013 , 06:33 PM
I Give It A Year 50/100 - very bland romantic 'comedy' that mostly fails at comedy while trying to ape the movie Love Actually somewhat. The actual leads are good, but the material is very poor. The only really solid character in this that'll make you laugh is the one played by Steve Merchant.
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11-15-2013 , 02:15 AM
Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and Girly 64/100



One of the oddest movies I’ve seen that keeps a traditional narrative.

It feels like a parent of the BBC comedy League of Gentlemen. An odd family group consisting of a mother, a nanny, a boy and a girl live in an odd old house (I think the one used in the Rocky Horror Picture Show), and the boy and girl go out and entice men back to play ‘games’. The family is in a state of arrested development, with the oldish (17? maybe) children acting like children, and mumsy and nanny treating them as such, but the games descend into violence at the drop of a hat. This movie involves them picking up a “new friend” who decides to play them at their own game.

Shades of The Prisoner, The Beguiled, Sunset Boulevard, and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, with a pinch of The Addams Family and even Mary Poppins. It has to be seen to be believed, really
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11-15-2013 , 02:28 AM
1. The Princess Bride
2. Life of Brian
3. Team America: World Police
4. Blazing Saddles
5. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

IMO
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11-16-2013 , 08:00 AM
Who Can Kill a Child? aka Death is Child's Play aka Island of the Damned 82/100



I threw this on, expecting a straightforward exploitation movie, and got a BIG surprise. Firstly, it starts off with a prologue explaining, as a documentary, the atrocities and hardships that have affected children, starting with the holocaust (with footage), and leading to Vietnam war footage, and starving children in Africa. It's was a shock and quite upsetting, mostly because I just wasn't prepared for that.

Then we launch into the movie, which is partly in Spanish, but mostly in English, involving a married Egnlish couple (wife pregnant, and they have two other children back in England) holidaying in Spain, and the man telling his wife of a lovely quiet little island with a village he stayed at as a child.

There's a festival on at the town they are in, and the noise makes them decide to go stay on the island. But when they get there, it seems deserted, except for playing children.

This is a creepy, but very engaging thriller/horror movie. Children can be utterly creepy in the right context, and this movie uses this to the full. The acting of the two leads is a little off - you can tell they're good actors, but they seem to be overprojecting a little, almost like it's a stage play. I think it may be something to do with being directed by a Spanish director maybe, and a different sensibility? Not sure, and I got used to it just fine, as the rest of the movie worked so damn well. The slow build, the quickly escalating (and profoundly shocking) violence, the music, the scene-setting, and the resolution, all worked excellently.

If I had to give a high-concept pitch: Imagine The Children of the Corn made with the same quality and sensibility as the original Wicker Man


thoroughly recommended.
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11-28-2013 , 07:12 PM
I Spit on Your Grave 2 - 67/100 As hard to watch as the original and first remake, this has a fundamentally different story. It's grim, but the woman playing the central role is a really terrific, and though I hate to use the term of something so artsy as acting - it's a brave performance. I like how she became an avenging figure of hate in this, a wraith who existed for grim revenge.

And you know how, in Casino, there's a scene with a vice that makes you wince... this film beats that in terms of vice action, hands down.
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12-15-2013 , 04:11 AM
Black Christmas (1974) 74/100 dark, creepy horror that owes much to the 'killer is ringing from inside your house' urban legend. The bizarre phone calls, the creeping camerawork, and the weird tension all make this a pretty solid Christmas horror.
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12-16-2013 , 06:04 PM
just saw this blog...In4mor
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12-20-2013 , 07:20 PM
Christmas Vacation 83/100 Tip top Christmas movie with the Griswalds. Cousin Eddie is a legend. And it's got little Leonard from the Big Bang Theory too

Brighton Rock (1947) A great, creepy performance from Richard Attenborough as moon-face sociopath Pinkie Brown, who unravels as the net tightens. Really enjoyable.

Night of the Juggler 74/100 crazy, intense, breathless movie about a guy hunting down the kidnapper of his young daughter through sleazy 70s New York. And everyone is against him. Needs to get a decent release.


It's a wonderful life 90/100 - beautiful, sentimental, darker than pitch at midnight in places, and Stewart is scary in places - I can see why Hitchcock used him later on. [B
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12-30-2013 , 01:18 PM
I know I've been slack, but I will try harder to post here, but I did watch an average of 1 movie per day this year. Here's my list of 365 watches for the year, in order of watching from 1st January, with my score out of 10

Tangled 7
Death Race 7
Death Race 2 6
Solomon Kane 7
Monkey Business 7
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 8
Planet of the Apes 6
The Ipcress File 6
The Girl 7
Rebecca 8
The Princess and the Frog 7
Funeral in Berlin 6
The Bride 6
Beetlejuice 8
The Omen 7
Damien: Omen II 6
The Woman in Black 7
Dracula Has Risen from the Grave 6
Eraserhead 9
The Final Conflict 5
Deadgirl 7
The Omen 6
Batman: Gotham Knight 7
Stir of Echoes 7
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 9
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 9
Billion Dollar Brain 8
Taste the Blood of Dracula 7
Wild at Heart 7
Rogue 7
Scars of Dracula 4
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage 7
Blue Velvet 9
Dracula Today 5
Commando 7
Les Misérables 7
Rasputin: The Mad Monk 6
Dark City 8
Grizzly Man 8
Dolan's Cadillac 7
The Dictator 6
Looper 8
The Satanic Rites of Dracula 6
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires 7
Cockneys vs Zombies 8
Red Dawn 6
El Cid 6
Creature from the Black Lagoon 7
The Warriors 9
Con Air 7
Revenge of the Creature 6
The Creature Walks Among Us 6
Zero Dark Thirty 8
Santa Sangre 9
Ted 7
The Hills Have Eyes 7
The Hills Have Eyes Part II 4
The Hills Have Eyes 7
The Hills Have Eyes II 6
Frankenweenie 7
Escape from New York 8
The Grey 7
My Name Is Nobody 7
The Evil Dead 8
Leprechaun 4
Wreck-It Ralph 7
D.O.A. 7
The Sweeney 6
Dark Star 6
The Big Lebowski 8
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 8
Repo Man 9
The Wizard of Oz 10
Juan de los Muertos 7
Django 7
Return to Oz 7
The Hurt Locker 8
Oz the Great and Powerful 7
Journey Back to Oz 6
The Raid 7
The Gate 6
Spartacus 9
WALL·E 9
The Wrestler 8
Tremors 7
The Exorcist 9
Hawk the Slayer 6
Monsters 6
Sightseers 8
Escape to Victory 6
Crank 7
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 8
Headhunters 7
Clerks. 7
The Omega Man 6
Evil Dead 7
The Goonies 6
From Russia with Love 8
The Quatermass Experiment 7
Night of the Living Dead 7
Holocaust 2000 6
Point Break 7
Last Action Hero 6
Avengers Assemble 9
Iron Man Three 7
End of Days 7
Army of Darkness 8
Justice League: Doom 7
Lifeboat 7
Star Trek 9
Casablanca 10
Star Trek Into Darkness 8
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 6
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 6
Capricorn One 6
Side by Side 9
Galaxy Quest 7
Office Space 7
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 7
Ginger Snaps 7
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed 7
Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning 6
The Shining 9
Black Swan 9
One Million Years B.C. 6
Grabbers 6
Halloween 7
Thunderball 6
Casino Royale 6
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad 8
You Only Live Twice 8
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad 8
The Bank Detective 7
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger 6
Star Trek: Generations 6
Gremlins 2: The New Batch 7
Star Trek: First Contact 9
Circle of Iron 6
The Sinful Dwarf 7
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms 7
Star Trek: Insurrection 7
Shaun of the Dead 9
Star Trek: Nemesis 6
Blacula 7
The Son of Kong 5
The Valley of Gwangi 6
Two Way Stretch 7
Scream Blacula Scream 6
The Monster Squad 7
20 Million Miles to Earth 6
First Men in the Moon 6
Evolution 7
Ghosts of Mars 6
The Black Hole 6
From Beyond 8
Jason and the Argonauts 9
On Her Majesty's Secret Service 8
Clash of the Titans 7
Diamonds Are Forever 7
Robin and Marian 6
First Blood 7
2001: A Space Odyssey 9
Rambo: First Blood Part II 7
Live and Let Die 9
Night of the Comet 6
Rambo III 6
The Black Cat 8
THX 1138 8
Man of Steel 7
Vampires 7
The Eiger Sanction 5
What's New Pussycat 6
Total Recall 8
Moby Dick 7
Rocketeer 7
Targets 6
The Funhouse 5
The Man with the Golden Gun 7
Seconds 8
The Spy Who Loved Me 8
Paradise Alley 7
Down Terrace 6
Despicable Me 7
Kill List 8
A Field in England 8
Despicable Me 2 6
The Godfather of Harlem 7
Hell Up in Harlem 7
Snow White and the Huntsman 6
ParaNorman 7
Pan's Labyrinth 9
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker 8
This Is the End 7
Pineapple Express 7
The Devil's Backbone 8
The Hill 8
Maniac 8
The Running Man 7
Moonraker 6
Monsters University 7
Mirror Mirror: The Untold Adventures of Snow White 6
Valhalla Rising 7
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 8
Jack the Giant Slayer 6
Patrick 5
Brave 7
Batman: Under the Red Hood 7
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies 6
The Legend of Hell House 8
Pacific Rim 7
Dark Shadows 6
Malcolm 7
White Lightning 6
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse 7
Gator 5
RED 7
For Your Eyes Only 6
The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest 6
Octopussy 6
Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope 8
Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero 6
Wonder Woman 7
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 7
Hot Fuzz 7
Contagion 7
Pet Sematary 7
Pet Sematary II 7
The Fountain 7
The Return of the Living Dead 8
2 Days in New York 7
Straw Dogs 7
Never Say Never Again 7
Magic 8
Easy Rider 7
Blue Steel 5
Django Unchained 9
Invasion of the Body Snatchers 8
Young Frankenstein 9
Wrath of the Titans 6
American Grindhouse 7
The World's End 7
Waterworld 7
Bad Boys 7
Bad Boys II 6
The Sadist 8
Villain 3
The Pink Panther Strikes Again 8
Bubba Ho-Tep 8
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 6
Electra Glide in Blue 6
Outland 7
Willow 7
Twilight 1
A View to a Kill 7
2010 7
The Iron Giant 10
Who Dares Wins 5
Coogan's Bluff 7
The Party Animal 8
The Offence 8
Wanted 7
The Living Daylights 7
Mallrats 8
Licence to Kill 7
Two Mules for Sister Sara 8
American Psycho 8
Ruthless People 7
American Psycho II: All American Girl 6
GoldenEye 7
Phantom of the Paradise 7
Tomorrow Never Dies 7
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 7
This Is Spinal Tap 9
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 7
Dogma 9
The Punisher 8
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 8
Dredd 10
The Last Stand 7
The World Is Not Enough 7
Die Another Day 7
Suspiria 7
The Rocky Horror Picture Show 7
Léon 9
The Shrine 6
DC Showcase Original Shorts Collection 7
Casino Royale 8
The Mask of Satan 7
The Innocents 9
Blade 7
A Matter of Life and Death 10
Horror Hospital 5
Horror Express 6
Quantum of Solace 7
Blade II 7
The Third Man 7
Blade: Trinity 7
Skyfall 9
Dead Ringers 7
A Nightmare on Elm Street 7
Prince of Darkness 6
Last Man Standing 6
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge 6
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 7
Baba Yaga 6
Jack Reacher 7
American Mary 7
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master 6
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child 6
Byzantium 8
Night of the Living Dead 7
The Apartment 8
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare 6
New Nightmare 5
Blue Thunder 6
Nosferatu the Vampyre 9
Jurassic Park 8
The City of the Dead 7
Les Diaboliques 7
Flavia the Heretic 6
The Lost World: Jurassic Park 6
Zombie Flesh Eaters 6
Jurassic Park III 7
Switchblade Romance 6
Friday the 13th 6
I Give It a Year 5
City of the Living Dead 6
Friday the 13th Part 2 6
Friday the 13th Part III 6
Pretty Poison 6
The Fearless Vampire Killers 7
Philomena 7
Mr. Vampire 7
Death is Child's Play 8
Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly 6
House on Haunted Hill 6
The Hunger Games 7
Dr. Who and the Daleks 6
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 7
Animal House 8
Daleks' Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. 6
I Spit on Your Grave 2 7
The Happiest Days of Your Life 8
An Adventure in Space and Time 8
Gravity 9
Jingle All the Way 6
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas 6
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 7
Bad Santa 7
White Heat 7
A Christmas Story 8
Black Christmas 7
It's a Wonderful Life 9
Night of the Juggler 7
Brighton Rock 8
Christmas Vacation 8
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 8
Elf 7
Fiend Without a Face 6
The Lavender Hill Mob 7
Harvey 7
High Society 8
Labyrinth 6
Arthur Christmas 7
Elysium 7
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01-02-2014 , 02:19 AM
okay, I will try and blog better this year, and post every movie I watch at the very least. I'm also going to go for 365 movies for the year again, but I'm busier this year, so this will be tougher. But here goes.
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01-02-2014 , 02:20 AM
001. King Kong Versus Godzilla - 6/10 Ignoring the shockingly bad DVD transfer, this is one of the most fun godzillas for me, with both beasties smashing up trains and cities, and Kong's arms changing length throughout. I'm sure there was a bit where Kong swings Godzilla round and round by the tail, but I only saw a snatch of it in this version. Also Kong's face looks terrible in this, as do the blacked-up Japanese island natives. FUN.
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01-02-2014 , 01:34 PM
you gotta watch these in original language!

destroy all monsters or War of the Gargantuasare awesome in Japanese, both are available on Bluray
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01-02-2014 , 03:05 PM
I wish King Kong vs Godzilla had a remastered blu
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01-02-2014 , 03:19 PM
002. Patton - 8/10 A magnificent performance from George C. Scott as the magnificent bastard blood and guts general Patton. Sometimes this gets lumped in with the antiwar movies of the early 70s (MASH, Catch 22) but this is a horse of a different colour, showing the driven, intelligent, bigoted (against what he called 'cowards'), narrowminded, well-read character that was Patton, presented here as a man of a different age, who was still grounded enough to beat the hell out of the German army. Very enjoyable, and enthralling.
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01-02-2014 , 03:22 PM
no blurb about the writer?
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01-02-2014 , 03:32 PM
Well it was a great piece of writing. Well directed too, and a great score. But Scott's performance is the best thing about it.
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01-02-2014 , 05:50 PM
jesus christ, a movie a day pace is pretty sick

ive been having trouble just getting through 12 movies the last few weeks

i did watch Batman: The Dark Knight Returns animated movie on your recommendation, i think in the lounge thread, really enjoyed it and have watched most of the animated batmans since.
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01-02-2014 , 06:50 PM
I can get to one a day... but usually not more than two and only for a short period of time... perhaps only days at a time. it's not sustainable for me, I need time to clear my head and I also have a tendency to watch extremely emotionally draining movies... so I need to get away from the monitor/theater to decompress.

was it a requirement to watch all those movies diebitter for class?
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01-02-2014 , 06:59 PM
No. The requirement is I love movies. The trick is to mix them up, you can't watch 365 equivalents of Sophie's choice, you need to mix in drama, scifi, grindhouse, horror, martial arts, sleaze, comedies, animation, musicals, westerns, thrillers, dramas, and maybe, just maybe 1 chick flick per 1000 movies.

But never, ever any more Twilight movies.
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01-02-2014 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by diebitter
But never, ever any more Twilight movies.
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01-02-2014 , 07:06 PM
As a little extra thing here, and the fact I don't usually write more than a paragraph for a movie, here's a repost of a review I wrote of Skyfall last year (and didn't post in this thread!), which is about the most thought and time I put into a review in 2013. I hope it gives you a feeling of how I feel when I really, really dig a movie, and really try and get to the heart of why I like that movie. Enjoy.

Skyfall

Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.




Well, having watched all the Bond movies in a long run (and not the first time I've seen them), and expecting mostly that what I thought before would remain true by the end, I was surprised by the end result...Skyfall is now my favourite Bond. None of the others, save perhaps OHMSS and Casino Royale, approach the emotional impact of this, and none of them except maybe From Russia With Love and Goldfinger approach the level of cinematography and imagery of Skyfall.

It is flawed, of course, with logic, plot holes and with character dissonances, but these are minor. It's a grand work, with a great villain, and some great scenes (the fight in silhouette is masterful), and has subtle echoes of other stories and themes (some of Bond's own in fact). The main themes, it seems to me, are death and resurrection, themes of parenthood gone awry but shaping the child into something he would not have been if he'd stayed under a parent's protective wing, of battling against very tough odds to win (and this is the first time I can really recall in a Bond film a clear sense Bond is in survival rather than winning mode), and also light and shadow. There's elements of old British myths here, like Arthurian legend, a touch of St George fighting the Dragon (the villain is a man burned through on the inside), and Jesus. It starts, after a brilliant action sequence in Istanbul, with Bond dead to the world (echoes of the end of the book You Only Live Twice), amplified by a terrific title sequence overlaid by Adele's plaintive song.

But he does come back when he needs to, and we see him trying to get back some of his former skills and fitness. We have new versions of old Bond elements and characters that work well. But mostly there's this theme of resurrection and old sins coming back to haunt you.

Twice we see Bond fall into water and sink, only to emerge somewhere else. We even see him get to walk on water (well, ice...), and face dragons (of the Komodo kind). We see him unshaven and looking tired and raddled, but when he needs to, a shave and a decent tuxedo brings the Bond we know back.

Sam Mendes, the director, is a man versed in classic British literature and stories, and he invokes these subtly throughout. There's a theme here of Britain in decline, paralleled by Bond's decline, and both struggling...it reminds me of the Saxon belief that a king is tied to his land, and a king in decline means the land is in decline, and vice versa. Mendes is perhaps invoking that old idea here. And while we see Bond struggling to get back to his old levels of strength, we also see the chaos and doubters around M, until finally Bond takes M away, so he can try to protect her from the relentless and resourceful villain, even while he's not quite back to strength himself.

But about Bond and maybe about Britain, M says as she quotes Tennyson...'Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.'

The words mirror the end.

And what a great ending. A great middle and start too, with Bardem proving a terrific villain, who is clearly the good guy in his own story, but the bad guy in ours. He's bitter, complex, funny, and haunted by betrayal he cannot forgive. He shows he loves M by the end, but cannot live without finishing her and himself. But that end...The final goodbye to the old M, and Bond back to his former self, going into M's office with that gloriously plush leather-padded door (like the one in the old days), to see the new M, and when asked if he's ready to get back to work...as Bond puts it, "With pleasure, M. With pleasure."

Glorious.

90/100
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01-03-2014 , 04:25 AM
003. Logan's Run 6/10



There was a slew of interesting, thought-provoking scifi made in the lull between 2001:A Space Odyssey and the juggernaut of movie scifi that was Star Wars, that for many years made movie sci-fi==movie sci-fantasy. Stuff like THX 1138, Omega Man, Soylent Green, The Last Warrior, Silent Running, Dark Star. Logan's Run comes near the bottom of the pile. It's got a wonky script and the actors are not directed well, but even coming near the bottom, it's still worth a watch. The beautiful Jennifer Agutter disrobes a lot (and is easy on the eye when clothed too), and Peter Ustinov's turn as a cranky old guy spouting T.S.Eliot is fun, as is a mad robot obsessed with freezing people.

The world-building is also quite interesting (if a little star trekky), and I think this one would be a good candidate for a remake.
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01-03-2014 , 03:07 PM
004. Saturday Night Fever 7/10



Travolta is absolutely terrific in this, giving the reasonably complex script his all by an excellent portrayal of a conflicted, trapped, working class young guy. He's helped by the pounding soundtrack, especially the BeeGees tracks, which add several points of cool to his already deep-freeze cool presence. There's some great scenes with him, and he's like liquid gold on the dance floor.

Unfortunately, the rest of the movie doesn't live up to it, except the scenes of his home-life. His friends are shallow and one-dimensional, with the only interesting one being a girl that is smitten with him, but who he doesn't feel much of anything for. The main female lead, Stephanie, is poorly acted with a grating, unsympathetic manner, and you get a kind of overload of self-inflicted tragedy very near to the end, saved somewhat by the subtle, downbeat ending.

Tony Manero is a great screen character, with great moves and presence, but unfortunately he dwarves almost everything except his home life and the soundtrack.

I definitely recommend this to see once at least, as it has useful and resonant things to say about working-class aspirations and escapes, and about growing out of your surroundings, but be prepared for a slog in the second half.

Last edited by diebitter; 01-03-2014 at 03:16 PM.
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01-03-2014 , 08:18 PM
I watched American werewolf in London last night...Would be interested in your take DB...I was baffled and disappointed.
Baffled because of the amount of jokes it was attempting in a classic "horror" film.
Disappointed that I found very few of them funny and none of the movie scary.
the final scene is a farce..especially the car crashes...
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01-03-2014 , 08:21 PM
Patton - I think it is my father's favourite movie.
Good old blood and guts..
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