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05-08-2016 , 02:43 PM

#2851

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

When I call sick it's usually to stay home and masturbate

Masturbating at work pays better, imo

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05-08-2016 , 02:45 PM

#2852

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Taking **** at work, shaving at work, masturbating at work. All the same value imo.

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05-08-2016 , 02:50 PM

#2853

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Taking **** at work, shaving at work, masturbating at work. All the same value imo.

Yes, but taking a day off (assuming it's not compensated time off) for these days less.

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05-10-2016 , 10:14 AM

#2854

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

12 Monkeys
Yeah, I kind of dig it.

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05-10-2016 , 01:18 PM

#2855

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

When I call sick it's usually to stay home and masturbate

Gotta work that into your morning ritual and go to work.

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05-10-2016 , 05:19 PM

#2856

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Gotta work that into your morning ritual and go to work.

Work?
You kids still do that?

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05-10-2016 , 05:25 PM

#2857

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Sometimes

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05-10-2016 , 07:01 PM

#2858

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Never work. That how I roll

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05-10-2016 , 10:32 PM

#2859

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

You know the job is a keeper if they have good toilet paper.

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05-11-2016 , 01:05 PM

#2860

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Never work. That how I roll

Like never ever? Sounds like a sweet job.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You know the job is a keeper if they have good toilet paper.

That's what you ask them in interviews is it? Is your toilet paper at least double ply?

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05-11-2016 , 10:37 PM

#2861

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Like never ever? Sounds like a sweet job.

That's what you ask them in interviews is it? Is your toilet paper at least double ply?

Rookie move. Get there early and scope it out. If the tissue is junk, you can leave.

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05-12-2016 , 02:35 AM

#2862

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

You can also stay and troll them at the interview

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05-12-2016 , 06:02 AM

#2863

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

You can also stay and troll them at the interview

I'm not above working toilet paper upgrades I to my hiring package.

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05-12-2016 , 10:17 PM

#2864

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Found the blog on this damn phone

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05-13-2016 , 08:29 AM

#2865

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Oh, hai der!

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05-13-2016 , 01:30 PM

#2866

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

The wee one is going to her first formal dance, tonight.
The boy is a strange and obnoxious little ****.
I hope I don't have to toss him in the lake.

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05-13-2016 , 02:05 PM

#2867

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

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05-13-2016 , 02:25 PM

#2868

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The wee one is going to her first formal dance, tonight.
The boy is a strange and obnoxious little ****.
I hope I don't have to toss him in the lake.

I would have taken her, but I've been promised to Kristy's daughter. Sorry.

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05-13-2016 , 03:14 PM

#2869

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The wee one is going to her first formal dance, tonight.
The boy is a strange and obnoxious little ****.
I hope I don't have to toss him in the lake.

You'd rather she date Luke? I heard life is good in Autralia.

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05-13-2016 , 04:19 PM

#2870

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The wee one is going to her first formal dance, tonight.
The boy is a strange and obnoxious little ****.
I hope I don't have to toss him in the lake.

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05-13-2016 , 04:23 PM

#2871

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The boy is a strange and obnoxious little ****.

We all were at that age. Just flash your piece when he picks her up, and it should be all good.

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05-14-2016 , 04:44 AM

#2872

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Coming home around midnight, when the dance is over at 9:30?
She'll not be going anywhere with that little punk again.

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05-14-2016 , 12:53 PM

#2873

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Careful J, she's going to turn your house into a warzone #teenagers

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05-15-2016 , 11:08 AM

#2874

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today should be civil war viewing.
Wee one wanted to invite her beau.
I voted against.
Overruled by mom.
Little boy's mom suggested taking his little brother, too.
Seems ill-mannered to just toss in an extra child.
LOL at inviting the beau, now, innit?