Hello BBV. my name is Gary. I come from China and play online poker illegally under VPN. Do not tell government. They come and chop my leg off if they found out. I struggle wit english but know enough to get by. I work many years in a restaurant. I discover poker 5 years ago and grew stakes up to NL50 now.

ANYWAY the hand: I raise 55, Guy in big blind calls flop 5 A 6. I bet $5, he raises to $20, I just call. Turn 2, I bet $38, he raises all in, I snap he has AA. I get so angry I break my laptop by throwing through a window. I have to go to gym with my hot friend Sally and get on punching bag to calm down. Luckliy I did not punch anyone as I already have 12 convictions for assault, one more and I am locked in a cell for years with just one piece of bread a day. Life is tough here in China. Anyhow I came home I pounded Sally from behind for at least 3.5 minutes which is about average for me.

Thankyou for reading and I hope we become friends for many a year.

already got your location, VPN address etc. send me 20k or i'll report you

I Don't have money. I trade Sally for you is that accept?

Terrible troll is terrible.

Legs are overrated. Never played online poker with my feet. Reporting

LOL Always Folding or Horus gimmick ?

I've never seen you write anything this creative.

shut up piddlenator

OP, whats your profit after chinese taxes?

rest of the body i think

Tough game

profit after taxes- This year around 500000 yen. i check my accountant and let u know.

Gary and Sally are very Asian sounding names.

Gary and Sally are post translation

Shouldn't that be Yuan?

In Taiwan, your English teacher gives you your English name, and most people keep it for life. Now sure how it works on the mainland.

500,000 yen is only 4.5K US Gary. Your not very good at poker are you

gayry aint good at pokar ha ha h so funyny

Wait so OP is a chinese man gambling with japanese currency?

Yes I associates who handle my finances in Japan. Too risky china

I play Poker today but downswinging hard. Reminded me of time I went to Swingers club in Sweden. I was 25 year old and tried to get into hot swedish blonde. Unforuntate only ugly girl was interested. I was not happy, she try get me to have sex with her and a guy. They say they pay me 500 kronor for it. The girl say she slept wit over 900 men. I was worried if condom broke I might get the STDS. I decided to go to Gym instead.

shut up

Ho Lee *** Suk Mi Dong.

^ F Yoo. u watch ur mouth