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Old 10-21-2017, 12:11 AM   #1
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I want to post freely about my past, but it has nothing to do with poker

Hello BBV. my name is Gary. I come from China and play online poker illegally under VPN. Do not tell government. They come and chop my leg off if they found out. I struggle wit english but know enough to get by. I work many years in a restaurant. I discover poker 5 years ago and grew stakes up to NL50 now.

ANYWAY the hand: I raise 55, Guy in big blind calls flop 5 A 6. I bet $5, he raises to $20, I just call. Turn 2, I bet $38, he raises all in, I snap he has AA. I get so angry I break my laptop by throwing through a window. I have to go to gym with my hot friend Sally and get on punching bag to calm down. Luckliy I did not punch anyone as I already have 12 convictions for assault, one more and I am locked in a cell for years with just one piece of bread a day. Life is tough here in China. Anyhow I came home I pounded Sally from behind for at least 3.5 minutes which is about average for me.

Thankyou for reading and I hope we become friends for many a year.
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Old 10-21-2017, 12:19 AM   #2
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already got your location, VPN address etc. send me 20k or i'll report you
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Old 10-21-2017, 02:24 AM   #3
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I Don't have money. I trade Sally for you is that accept?
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:00 AM   #4
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Terrible troll is terrible.
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:39 AM   #5
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Old 10-21-2017, 04:32 AM   #6
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Legs are overrated. Never played online poker with my feet. Reporting
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Old 10-21-2017, 05:00 AM   #7
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LOL Always Folding or Horus gimmick ?
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Old 10-21-2017, 05:00 AM   #8
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Terrible troll is terrible.
I've never seen you write anything this creative.
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Old 10-21-2017, 07:19 AM   #9
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shut up piddlenator
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:11 AM   #10
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OP, whats your profit after chinese taxes?
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:56 AM   #11
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OP, whats your profit after chinese taxes?


rest of the body i think
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Old 10-21-2017, 11:18 AM   #12
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Tough game
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Old 10-21-2017, 12:12 PM   #13
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profit after taxes- This year around 500000 yen. i check my accountant and let u know.
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Old 10-21-2017, 12:17 PM   #14
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Gary and Sally are very Asian sounding names.
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:37 PM   #15
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Gary and Sally are post translation
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:41 PM   #16
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profit after taxes- This year around 500000 yen. i check my accountant and let u know.
Shouldn't that be Yuan?

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Old 10-21-2017, 02:02 PM   #17
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In Taiwan, your English teacher gives you your English name, and most people keep it for life. Now sure how it works on the mainland.
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Old 10-21-2017, 02:06 PM   #18
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500,000 yen is only 4.5K US Gary. Your not very good at poker are you
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Old 10-21-2017, 02:44 PM   #19
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gayry aint good at pokar ha ha h so funyny
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Old 10-21-2017, 02:48 PM   #20
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Wait so OP is a chinese man gambling with japanese currency?
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:13 PM   #21
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Yes I associates who handle my finances in Japan. Too risky china
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Old 10-21-2017, 04:37 PM   #22
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I play Poker today but downswinging hard. Reminded me of time I went to Swingers club in Sweden. I was 25 year old and tried to get into hot swedish blonde. Unforuntate only ugly girl was interested. I was not happy, she try get me to have sex with her and a guy. They say they pay me 500 kronor for it. The girl say she slept wit over 900 men. I was worried if condom broke I might get the STDS. I decided to go to Gym instead.
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Old 10-21-2017, 05:19 PM   #23
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shut up
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Old 10-21-2017, 05:29 PM   #24
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Ho Lee *** Suk Mi Dong.
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Old 10-21-2017, 05:44 PM   #25
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^ F Yoo. u watch ur mouth
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