Hello BBV. my name is Gary. I come from China and play online poker illegally under VPN. Do not tell government. They come and chop my leg off if they found out. I struggle wit english but know enough to get by. I work many years in a restaurant. I discover poker 5 years ago and grew stakes up to NL50 now.
ANYWAY the hand: I raise 55, Guy in big blind calls flop 5 A 6. I bet $5, he raises to $20, I just call. Turn 2, I bet $38, he raises all in, I snap he has AA. I get so angry I break my laptop by throwing through a window. I have to go to gym with my hot friend Sally and get on punching bag to calm down. Luckliy I did not punch anyone as I already have 12 convictions for assault, one more and I am locked in a cell for years with just one piece of bread a day. Life is tough here in China. Anyhow I came home I pounded Sally from behind for at least 3.5 minutes which is about average for me.
Thankyou for reading and I hope we become friends for many a year.
I play Poker today but downswinging hard. Reminded me of time I went to Swingers club in Sweden. I was 25 year old and tried to get into hot swedish blonde. Unforuntate only ugly girl was interested. I was not happy, she try get me to have sex with her and a guy. They say they pay me 500 kronor for it. The girl say she slept wit over 900 men. I was worried if condom broke I might get the STDS. I decided to go to Gym instead.