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09-19-2013 , 11:39 PM
Everybody has goals in their lives, whether it be something profound and noble like curing Chagas disease, trivial and whimsical in the manner of a man who teaches his children inappropriate life lessons, or purely material for those who buy collector plates under the assurance that their value can only rise. My personal goal does not fit any of these categories in a neat manner, but I do believe that the reader will find it worthy of serious consideration, eventually leading to circumspect action. My goal is to have the least commented blog on 2+2.

At the time of this writing, I have significant obstacles to overcome. For starters, there is the formidable mtt3166123 blog, weighing in at 44 days of inaction. Mr. 3166123 has tales of playing poker, moving halfway across New England, playing more poker, and dreaming of playing poker. At well over a month of being reigning champion, he is my stiffest competition.

My penultimate challenger is amphibious and/or reptilian. I've never been entirely clear on that point. McToady's blog is a transatlantic tale of the rough and tumble path from a $100 bankroll to fervent dreams of one day sitting down in an actual, physical poker room where he may play poker in a TAG-type poker style of poker. Forty one days separate us.

In a potentially not-very-distant third is the beguiling blog of McCrea. This is clearly a guy from the woods. The existence of 2 Scottish prefixes in my competition of three is certainly notable, but I do not suspect foul play from the nation of haggis. Rather, I believe there is an inherent nature of these people to rise above the chaff, like an immortal being who may only be slain by beheading. This is why I consider McCrea to be a dark horse candidate for the final mano-a-mano betwixt my upstart blog and those of my predecessors.

I do realize that I have burdened myself with an Herculean goal, and I m fully aware of the magnitude of this task. However, I am also a firm believer in the beneficial synergies that may occur when a supplicant meets with kindhearted altruism. We may all stand taller upon cresting this mountain!

Thank you for your time and consideration.
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09-20-2013 , 03:34 PM
Do you mean all comments, or just yours? I'd hate to think that I'm crushing your dreams right now.
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09-20-2013 , 03:36 PM
Also, Microbet doing work itf.
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11-24-2013 , 12:15 AM
I have decided to start a different sort of blog now that my most deeply cherished goals have been quashed by malevolent hooliganism. However, fascist forum rules dictate that I may only have one blog, so I am forced to repurpose this one. I hope my throngs of rabid subscribers will not be alarmed by this new direction.

My new blog will be about POKER! And maybe some travel and food and stuff! I feel these are unique topics where my pedestrian life experiences can provide truly riveting tales of mediocrity and mundanity.

Let's start with the card games. I've played me some poker. I done played it live, and I done played it online. I've even played both cash AND tournament games! Boy howdy, let me tell you, there sure have been some times where there were some other people I was playing with and some cards came out and stuff happened. It was crazy!

I'm also really into travel, and I have some very fascinating insights into that topic. I even went to Canada once, but I will save that gripping tale for another time.

How about food? Who doesn't like food? I sure do like to eat, and when I do eat, I like to eat food I like. That's how I roll. Sometimes I even cook my own food.

That's just a sampling of the many great things I will be posting about in the future, and I'm sure your continued reloading of my blog will be amply rewarded in the future with astounding tales of the sorts of life experiences only attained by a large percentage of every single person in the developed world.
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11-25-2013 , 07:43 PM
Well guess I don't have to do a blog after all as I was going to talk about the exact same sort of thing you are going to talk about. And if we were going to talk about the exact same sort of thing we must be exactly the same person.

If we are the same person, I don't know to feel sorrier for you or for me.
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12-06-2013 , 05:24 PM
Great blog idea !!!1!

I was thinking about doing a blog myself... about getting a new dog. But I don't really want anyone to read it, or to use my old SN. Hence my interest your blog, a blog that nobody is going to read.

Do you mind if we share this blog?
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12-06-2013 , 07:04 PM
Are you threatening to trespass in this blog, sir? My DRO would like to have words with you. This forum is strictly propertarian.
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12-06-2013 , 08:17 PM
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Are you threatening to trespass in this blog, sir? My DRO would like to have words with you. This forum is strictly propertarian.
Very well, I'll be scurrying along like the whipped dog that I am. But I wish you the best... and sincerely hope absolutely no one reads your blog going forward.
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12-15-2013 , 11:43 PM
I'm gonna make sure this gets more commented than my pitiful blog attempt lol
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12-16-2013 , 04:20 PM
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I kinda already has.
Finally a way ahead/way behind situation and I'm ahead!
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