Chimpstare is no one's gimmick, brother. I'll tell you what, the Hulkster has seen some fake jabronis in his day, but this chimp guy is realer than Real-Deal Holyfield. Chimpstare posts are like going to the checkout counter, seeing a huge line in the regular checkout lane, and then finding that you've got exactly 12 items so that you can get in the "12 items or fewer" lane. And then finding out that hot dogs are on a special, one-day-only, two-for-one sale. That's a good felling, little dude. So good, that the Hulkster is dedicating this special edition 100th post to the Chimpmeister.