Chimpstare is no one's gimmick, brother. I'll tell you what, the Hulkster has seen some fake jabronis in his day, but this chimp guy is realer than Real-Deal Holyfield. Chimpstare posts are like going to the checkout counter, seeing a huge line in the regular checkout lane, and then finding that you've got exactly 12 items so that you can get in the "12 items or fewer" lane. And then finding out that hot dogs are on a special, one-day-only, two-for-one sale. That's a good felling, little dude. So good, that the Hulkster is dedicating this special edition 100th post to the Chimpmeister.
Easiest way is to start and maintain a decent blog in the blog forum. Your UT will become something close to the title of your blog and a link to it. See Tyler's UT for an example.
You could have the highest IQ imaginable and you STILL could never come up with an argument of why someone's is wrong for not wanting 1 red cent of their money going to a food stamp recipient.
What would HAPPEN is you would start bringing up words like empathy. Which isn't a smart way to argue.